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[miauw62]

Ask him to what dimension this bridge leads.

[Bohandas]

Anton LaVey AND L. Ron Hubbard?

[RedKing]

Ask him to what dimension this bridge leads.

It's the Trans-Dimensional Bridge to Nowhere. So...probably Alaska.

Can't remember if I posted this one or not.

Me: Okay, look in the bottom right corner, next to the clock.
Luser: I don't see it.
Me: It's right next to the clock.
Luser: I don't have a clock.
Me: Is your taskbar there? You've got the Start button on the left and a bunch of icons on the right?
Luser: Yes, but I don't....is it next to that thing that tells me what time it is? I have that.

[Descan]

Anton LaVey AND L. Ron Hubbard?

Yes. In the forties. When Anton was 10, and I don't know how old Hubbard was, but still?

[RedKing]

Ask him to what dimension this bridge leads.

It's the Trans-Dimensional Bridge to Nowhere. So...probably Alaska.

Can't remember if I posted this one or not.

Me: Okay, look in the bottom right corner, next to the clock.
Luser: I don't see it.
Me: It's right next to the clock.
Luser: I don't have a clock.
Me: Is your taskbar there? You've got the Start button on the left and a bunch of icons on the right?
Luser: Yes, but I don't....is it next to that thing that tells me what time it is? I have that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, that was more or less my reaction.

[Flying Dice]

Ask him to what dimension this bridge leads.

It's the Trans-Dimensional Bridge to Nowhere. So...probably Alaska.

Can't remember if I posted this one or not.

Me: Okay, look in the bottom right corner, next to the clock.
Luser: I don't see it.
Me: It's right next to the clock.
Luser: I don't have a clock.
Me: Is your taskbar there? You've got the Start button on the left and a bunch of icons on the right?
Luser: Yes, but I don't....is it next to that thing that tells me what time it is? I have that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, that was more or less my reaction.

Actually, the LHC is supposed to generate the Bifröst. I, for one, welcome our new afterlife.

[RedKing]

Ask him to what dimension this bridge leads.

It's the Trans-Dimensional Bridge to Nowhere. So...probably Alaska.

Can't remember if I posted this one or not.

Me: Okay, look in the bottom right corner, next to the clock.
Luser: I don't see it.
Me: It's right next to the clock.
Luser: I don't have a clock.
Me: Is your taskbar there? You've got the Start button on the left and a bunch of icons on the right?
Luser: Yes, but I don't....is it next to that thing that tells me what time it is? I have that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, that was more or less my reaction.

Actually, the LHC is supposed to generate the Bifröst. I, for one, welcome our new afterlife.

I.........what? 

Fucking rainbow bridges, how do they work?

[Oliolli]

They're just hard light bridges with added color.

[Hanslanda]

"God is all-powerful, you can't deny that with all the evidence in the Bible!" - Random christian dude

"If god is all-powerful, can God create a stone he can't lift?" -Me.

That guy was speechless after that.

A coworker of dubious intelligence I know, once said, "Read your bible, it always has something to help you out!"
Hm. A quick check into the bible on the subject of baking and rape-law yielded horrifying, yet hilarious results. She was not amused. And then I told her I was a muslim, and she flipped out. Good times.

[Tellemurius]

HANS IS A TOWELHEAD ON A JIHAD FOR CATS
(joke racist remark)

[10ebbor10]

"God is all-powerful, you can't deny that with all the evidence in the Bible!" - Random christian dude

"If god is all-powerful, can God create a stone he can't lift?" -Me.

That guy was speechless after that.

A coworker of dubious intelligence I know, once said, "Read your bible, it always has something to help you out!"
Hm. A quick check into the bible on the subject of baking and rape-law yielded horrifying, yet hilarious results. She was not amused. And then I told her I was a muslim, and she flipped out. Good times.

To be fair, that statement can help you. Unfortunately, it only helps you if you studied philosophics, or bible studies or something. There's a lot of layers of meaning in the bible.

Most of which can be summarized as :

Be a nice guy, be forgiving, and enjoy yourself.

[TheBronzePickle]

The Bible has a whole lot of stuff on forgiveness. If I recall correctly, there are more parables on the goodness of looking past others' faults and forgiving them their failures than on any other subject. Says a lot about the quality of most Christians when the one thing they're supposed to pay the most attention to, they ignore completely in favor of being ignorant at best or downright evil at worst.

[Karnewarrior]

"God is all-powerful, you can't deny that with all the evidence in the Bible!" - Random christian dude

"If god is all-powerful, can God create a stone he can't lift?" -Me.

That guy was speechless after that.

A coworker of dubious intelligence I know, once said, "Read your bible, it always has something to help you out!"
Hm. A quick check into the bible on the subject of baking and rape-law yielded horrifying, yet hilarious results. She was not amused. And then I told her I was a muslim, and she flipped out. Good times.

I love telling the racist assholes around my town that I'm a muslim.

It pisses off the actual muslims around here though so I don't do it anymore.

[10ebbor10]

The Bible has a whole lot of stuff on forgiveness. If I recall correctly, there are more parables on the goodness of looking past others' faults and forgiving them their failures than on any other subject. Says a lot about the quality of most Christians when the one thing they're supposed to pay the most attention to, they ignore completely in favor of being ignorant at best or downright evil at worst.

There are a whole lot of parables about everything in the Bible. A clever person can abuse it to support any point. (though often with some false reasoning or paradoxes.)


 Also might want to watch out with those generalizations.

[Loud Whispers]

I love telling the racist assholes around my town that I'm a muslim.

It pisses off the actual muslims around here though so I don't do it anymore.

No shit, death for apostasy :|