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[Mr Space Cat]

Yeah, Social Darwinism is one of the most idiotic philosophies ever. How stupid does a person have to be to not be able to tell the difference between reproduction and money. They're not even similar concepts.

I know!!! I mean what the hell People?

Isn't it obvious? If you kill all of the poor people, then everyone will be rich! It's really obvious, because the poor people are lazy and the rich are hard workers, that's why you don't see the poor people putting as much work against this as the rich people are for!

Do you know how many poor people are in the world? It's much easier to kill all the rich people. This also eliminates most politicians, so it's a win-win!

[misko27]

Yeah, Social Darwinism is one of the most idiotic philosophies ever. How stupid does a person have to be to not be able to tell the difference between reproduction and money. They're not even similar concepts.

I know!!! I mean what the hell People?

Isn't it obvious? If you kill all of the poor people, then everyone will be rich! It's really obvious, because the poor people are lazy and the rich are hard workers, that's why you don't see the poor people putting as much work against this as the rich people are for!

Do you know how many poor people are in the world? It's much easier to kill all the rich people. This also eliminates most politicians, so it's a win-win!

Yep! The there's only me to rule! Do it Space cat.

[OREOSOME]

Yeah, Social Darwinism is one of the most idiotic philosophies ever. How stupid does a person have to be to not be able to tell the difference between reproduction and money. They're not even similar concepts.

I know!!! I mean what the hell People?

Isn't it obvious? If you kill all of the poor people, then everyone will be rich! It's really obvious, because the poor people are lazy and the rich are hard workers, that's why you don't see the poor people putting as much work against this as the rich people are for!

Do you know how many poor people are in the world? It's much easier to kill all the rich people. This also eliminates most politicians, so it's a win-win!

But if you kill all the poor people, the rich people would then be considered poor due to the standard being higher.

[Durin Stronginthearm]

I re-met my cousin for the first time in ten-sum years yesterday, we began talking about politics and one of his points against birth control was;
"Real rape doesn't get women pregnant. They have to enjoy sex or their bodies eat the wiggly bits we put in them."

Seriously. Fucking......fuck. Jesus godamn fuck. I mean.....damn.

This 'real rape' bullshit is the stupidest fucking load of bollocks I have ever come across in my whole life. At least creationists have faith in their defence. Bloody bloomin' hell. Ugh! There's just nothing....a facepalm doesn't convey even the merest smidgen of dismay and contempt I'm feeling right now.

[misko27]

I re-met my cousin for the first time in ten-sum years yesterday, we began talking about politics and one of his points against birth control was;
"Real rape doesn't get women pregnant. They have to enjoy sex or their bodies eat the wiggly bits we put in them."

Seriously. Fucking......fuck. Jesus godamn fuck. I mean.....damn.

This 'real rape' bullshit is the stupidest fucking load of bollocks I have ever come across in my whole life. At least creationists have faith in their defence. Bloody bloomin' hell. Ugh! There's just nothing....a facepalm doesn't convey even the merest smidgen of dismay and contempt I'm feeling right now.

Give into your rage. They deserve it.

[Zangi]

Another reason our abstinence based health education system doesn't work.

[The Darkling Wolf]

You wanna know who else was abstinent?

The virgin Mary.

[Graknorke]

So... I guess we can finally put the last ~10 pages into practice. We now have the maths to optimally stab as many morons as possible in the face, using only a small task force of moron herders.

[kaijyuu]

You wanna know who else was abstinent?

The virgin Mary.

Didn't an angel knock her up?

[misko27]

So... I guess we can finally put the last ~10 pages into practice. We now have the maths to optimally stab as many morons as possible in the face, using only a small task force of moron herders.

But who here is Finely Mustachioed to kill millions of people?

[Flying Dice]

Every time I hear someone pushing abstinence sex ed, I can't help but wonder if they even remember being a teenager.

"Okay kids, all you need to do to be safe is not have sex."

Yeah, like that's going to work.

You wanna know who else was abstinent?

The virgin Mary.

Didn't an angel knock her up?

God knocked her up by proxy. Supposedly. It isn't like anyone would possibly lie about that.

"How are you pregnant, honey? We haven't even done it yet."

"Oh. Uh. God did it. Yeah, that's right, it was God!"

"... Praise the lord!"

(kidding)

[misko27]

Every time I hear someone pushing abstinence sex ed, I can't help but wonder if they even remember being a teenager.

"Okay kids, all you need to do to be safe is not have sex."

Yeah, like that's going to work.

The only thing keepiing me from having sex is the lack of another person.

[OREOSOME]

Quick question: How old, exactly, is your idiot cousin in relation to you?

[Karnewarrior]

You wanna know who else was abstinent?

The virgin Mary.

Didn't an angel knock her up?

Yeah, an Archangel.

You know, those weird ones that need to tell you not to be afraid. The worlds first instance of Naughty Tentacles. Or, erm, spokes. Or hooves. Angels are weird.

[Xantalos]

I remember those assholes. They were very self-reightous.