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[Flying Dice]

This topic fits the thread perfectly.


Incidentally, it seems that we've departed from the facestabbing requirement entirely, so I'll propose this: Hitler with a flamethrower fed from a large fuel source which is continually being refilled.

[Darvi]

Said fuel of course being spite provided by the notorious Spite Miner. *injoke*

[Loud Whispers]

Incidentally, it seems that we've departed from the facestabbing requirement entirely, so I'll propose this: Hitler with a flamethrower fed from a large fuel source which is continually being refilled.

With a bayonet on the end. To personalize it all.

[Scelly9]

Incidentally, it seems that we've departed from the facestabbing requirement entirely, so I'll propose this: Hitler with a flamethrower fed from a large fuel source which is continually being refilled.

With a bayonet on the end. To personalize it all.

The problem is, at that distance your going to get backblast of unburned fuel. At least, it'll be unburned for a few seconds.

[Zangi]

Incidentally, it seems that we've departed from the facestabbing requirement entirely, so I'll propose this: Hitler with a flamethrower fed from a large fuel source which is continually being refilled.

With a bayonet on the end. To personalize it all.

The problem is, at that distance your going to get backblast of unburned fuel. At least, it'll be unburned for a few seconds.

Bayonet is probably gonna melt enough to lose its shape sooner or later....  but I suppose a hot piece of metal is just as good at poking...

[Scelly9]

Incidentally, it seems that we've departed from the facestabbing requirement entirely, so I'll propose this: Hitler with a flamethrower fed from a large fuel source which is continually being refilled.

With a bayonet on the end. To personalize it all.

The problem is, at that distance your going to get backblast of unburned fuel. At least, it'll be unburned for a few seconds.

Bayonet is probably gonna melt enough to lose its shape sooner or later....  but I suppose a hot piece of metal is just as good at poking...

Well, according to wikiansweres, flamethrowers burn up too 1000 degrees cent. Simple carbon steel melts at about 1400 degrees, so after a while we would probably have deformity, but I doubt it would become unusable.

Besides, Flaming backblast > Deformed Bayonet.

[miauw62]

But i think Hitler would not hold up for an entire day when there's a 1000 °C fire burning on a few feet distance.

[Graknorke]

But i think Hitler would not hold up for an entire day when there's a 1000 °C fire burning on a few feet distance.

He could just stand further away. From what I remember of WWII weapons, flamethrowers had a pretty decent range even back then. Around 10 metres I think I read somewhere?

EDIT: Whoops, too many 0s. 100m really WOULD be something.
Doubledit: Though I think the Churchill's mounted flamethrower could reach 100m. Would that count as Hitler killing them, or would it not be personal enough?

[Oliolli]

I think we should just stick with the knife. It's nice and personal. If we let him take a flamethrower, next thing we know is he gets a Hummel or somesuch. [/slipperyslope]

[Scelly9]

Yeah, I agree we should stick with close quarters weapons (Knives, spears [Not practical], and maayyybe a gun), otherwise it would jsut get silly, what with him detonating C4 underneath a bridge holding 20,000 people counting as him killing them.

[Flying Dice]

This is completely impractical, but...


Put Hitler into one of those spinning office chairs and link the chair up to a powerful motor after handing him a scythe. Have the SS push people towards him. It wouldn't work, but the mental image is simultaneously hilarious and disgusting.

[Loud Whispers]

This is completely impractical, but...


Put Hitler into one of those spinning office chairs and link the chair up to a powerful motor after handing him a scythe. Have the SS push people towards him. It wouldn't work, but the mental image is simultaneously hilarious and disgusting.

+Windmill arms. Motion sickness however...

[Flying Dice]

This is completely impractical, but...


Put Hitler into one of those spinning office chairs and link the chair up to a powerful motor after handing him a scythe. Have the SS push people towards him. It wouldn't work, but the mental image is simultaneously hilarious and disgusting.

+Windmill arms. Motion sickness however...

The vomit would be a secondary weapon. Think about it. If you had just been covered in the content of Hitler's stomach, wouldn't you want to kill yourself?

[MonkeyHead]

Suicides do not count towards das Fuhrers kill score.

[Teneb]

Maybe give him a chainsaw instead and just push people into it.

Can also work with the spinning chair.