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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2280 on: October 17, 2012, 02:45:36 pm »

I remember having that happen when I mentioned about the theory of antigravity in year 7, and when I knew about pulsars, quasars and black holes in year 5.
That wasn't just me?

Also ignores things like the ISS and the hundreds of man-made satellites that soak up all that gravity. You should ask her if some day, we'll have so much space junk orbiting the Earth that gravity will start to fail down here.
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« Reply #2281 on: October 17, 2012, 02:51:56 pm »

Don't hate on Luna, she was formed that way.

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« Reply #2282 on: October 17, 2012, 03:51:05 pm »

All this school talk reminds me of some interesting interpretation of physics on my (geology) teacher's part.

Basically, some one asked her why Earth only has one moon. Her answer was: "Earth is so small that it cannot maintain more than one moon."

That's right kids, it's all about the law of physics called Gravity-Maintenance. Objects need actively maintain their gravity and towards each individual object at that. If they don't, things just start floating away. I guess that's one reason why humans eat; after all, maintaining our own gravity must consume a lot of energy.

God, I'm getting tired of maintaining my gravity towards this keyboard. I'll stop maintaining it for a while. Ah... that's better.

Of course this completely overlooks the well-known 2 moons of Mars.

There is some possible justification, but I'm not sure that teacher would be able to understand it. With 2 co-orbiting bodies, the equations are nice and simple classical dynamics. But when you add a third body (1 planet, 2 moons), it enters the realm of chaotic dynamics and it becomes practically impossible to predict long-term positions and velocities. It's possible that a 3 body system where all the bodies are of relatively equal size would be unstable over billion-year epochs, leading one body to be ejected via slingshot effect.

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« Reply #2283 on: October 17, 2012, 03:53:24 pm »

All this school talk reminds me of some interesting interpretation of physics on my (geology) teacher's part.

Basically, some one asked her why Earth only has one moon. Her answer was: "Earth is so small that it cannot maintain more than one moon."

That's right kids, it's all about the law of physics called Gravity-Maintenance. Objects need actively maintain their gravity and towards each individual object at that. If they don't, things just start floating away. I guess that's one reason why humans eat; after all, maintaining our own gravity must consume a lot of energy.

God, I'm getting tired of maintaining my gravity towards this keyboard. I'll stop maintaining it for a while. Ah... that's better.

Of course this completely overlooks the well-known 2 moons of Mars.

There is some possible justification, but I'm not sure that teacher would be able to understand it. With 2 co-orbiting bodies, the equations are nice and simple classical dynamics. But when you add a third body (1 planet, 2 moons), it enters the realm of chaotic dynamics and it becomes practically impossible to predict long-term positions and velocities. It's possible that a 3 body system where all the bodies are of relatively equal size would be unstable over billion-year epochs, leading one body to be ejected via slingshot effect.

Obviously Mars just has much smaller moons. That's why it can hold two, since larger moons need more maintenance.
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« Reply #2284 on: October 17, 2012, 03:55:06 pm »

3 body problem, multiple large moons are likely to be unstable configurations.

Of course, it's nothing to do with the number of moons per se, but the instability of triple body systems unless the extra bodies are minute.
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« Reply #2285 on: October 17, 2012, 04:30:50 pm »

3 body problem, multiple large moons are likely to be unstable configurations.

Of course, it's nothing to do with the number of moons per se, but the instability of triple body systems unless the extra bodies are minute.

But quadruple bodies restabilize. It's only triple.
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« Reply #2286 on: October 17, 2012, 08:48:50 pm »

We did once have two moons, but they sort of collided into each other.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2287 on: October 18, 2012, 01:23:36 am »

I  thought the other went on to become an independent planet?
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« Reply #2288 on: October 18, 2012, 01:45:42 am »

Hush! Don't tell people that. You know what Nazis do to snitches.
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« Reply #2289 on: October 18, 2012, 01:51:13 am »

No I don't, he kept refusing to tell.
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« Reply #2290 on: October 18, 2012, 09:49:38 am »

I thought pnx was a cat lover?

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« Reply #2291 on: October 18, 2012, 09:51:52 am »

* Descan hugs sealy and gives him fishies~!
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« Reply #2292 on: October 18, 2012, 10:26:13 am »

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« Reply #2293 on: October 18, 2012, 10:33:17 am »

And Descan is a FABULOUS chibi Viking.
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« Reply #2294 on: October 18, 2012, 10:49:20 am »

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