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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1050054 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2025 on: October 10, 2012, 07:46:04 pm »

Today's dose of stupid:
Quote from: Girl in School Hallway
Wait — I never go to class right away.
She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.
So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

It's called "speed". I go full-out march step between classes, while a lot of kids saunter like they're half-asleep... which, this being high school, most of them are.

And that's not even counting the social aspects.


This. I was always able to get to and from my classes within a minute and a half.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2026 on: October 10, 2012, 07:47:17 pm »

I definitely slept through most of high school, so :P
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

Hanslanda

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2027 on: October 10, 2012, 07:48:23 pm »

I definitely slept through most of high school, so :P


I sprinted/aced tests/boned my meh girlfriend through most of high school. All three. At the same time. It was... Awkward looking.
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« Reply #2028 on: October 10, 2012, 07:48:45 pm »

Today's dose of stupid:
Quote from: Girl in School Hallway
Wait — I never go to class right away.
She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.
So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

It's called "speed". I go full-out march step between classes, while a lot of kids saunter like they're half-asleep... which, this being high school, most of them are.

And that's not even counting the social aspects.


This. I was always able to get to and from my classes within a minute and a half.

Same here, and being Socially Awkward Penguin, I usually just did homework before school started, or sat in the empty classroom until class started (bus arrived 30 minutes before class started).
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2029 on: October 10, 2012, 07:49:52 pm »

Is everyone here a Socially Awkward Penguin?

We should make a flock.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2030 on: October 10, 2012, 07:50:35 pm »

And then I can eat you d'aaaaaaw at the flock of penguins?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2031 on: October 10, 2012, 07:51:08 pm »

I definitely slept through most of high school, so :P


I sprinted/aced tests/boned my meh girlfriend through most of high school. All three. At the same time. It was... Awkward looking.
I legit liked to run to class even when I wasn't late.

Which is weird since I'm not athletic and track never appealed to me.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2032 on: October 10, 2012, 07:53:25 pm »

I am a Socially Awkward Penguin, for the most part. I hang out with my small group of friends, and we play Pen and Paper RPGs pretty much every monday.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2033 on: October 10, 2012, 07:54:37 pm »

Seriously where were all you people when I was in high school. Pen and paper RPGs? Most people I knew hadn't even heard of dungeons and dragons except as a vague "nerd thing."
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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« Reply #2034 on: October 10, 2012, 07:58:08 pm »

I am a Socially Awkward Penguin, for the most part. I hang out with my small group of friends, and we discuss how the human race is full of idiots, politics and trying to explain to somebody Al-Quada hate is not racism to muslims.

Me.

And so i'm not the only one who gets to class like a serial killer is chasing me?

Is everyone here a Socially Awkward Penguin?

We should make a flock.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2035 on: October 10, 2012, 07:59:20 pm »

Is everyone here a Socially Awkward Penguin?

We should make a flock.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2036 on: October 10, 2012, 08:00:00 pm »

A flock is too social. I'll just swim over here and catch fish...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2037 on: October 10, 2012, 08:04:24 pm »

Socially Awkward Penguin is social; he's just awkward.

I'll join your flock.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2038 on: October 10, 2012, 08:19:02 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2039 on: October 10, 2012, 08:22:24 pm »

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Dude, Al-Quada are muslims! Don't be so racist to muslims!

A kid overheard me talking about Al-Quada. This is what he said.

The kid was muslim.


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Somebody should follow my posts and keep count of how many times I post in the wrong thread. I count three times already.
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