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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1034589 times)

da_nang

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1485 on: September 29, 2012, 05:58:58 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 29, 2012, 05:18:17 pm
Quote from: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 05:14:08 pm
*bites Darkling so that he can be alive. Sorta. It's what he would have wanted, anyways.*
Dude, do you know just how dirty a human bite is? Freaking death sentence that puts Komodos to shame.
Don't worry, I've got Cure Disease potions and Healing Hands. That said...
* da_nang opens console
* da_nang selects Darkling
* da_nang types resurrect
*enter*
* da_nang types setessential 1
*enter*
* da_nang exits console

*hiss*
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Quote from: NRDL on September 29, 2012, 04:44:31 am
Future supplanter of humanity.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1486 on: September 29, 2012, 06:19:46 pm »
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1487 on: September 29, 2012, 06:30:53 pm »
Quote from: da_nang on September 29, 2012, 05:58:58 pm
Don't worry, I've got Cure Disease potions and Healing Hands. That said...
* da_nang opens console
* da_nang selects Darkling
* da_nang types resurrect
*enter*
* da_nang types setessential 1
*enter*
* da_nang exits console

*hiss*
ERROR 404: DARKLING NOT FOUND
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1488 on: September 29, 2012, 06:41:11 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 29, 2012, 06:30:53 pm
Quote from: da_nang on September 29, 2012, 05:58:58 pm
Don't worry, I've got Cure Disease potions and Healing Hands. That said...
* da_nang opens console
* da_nang selects Darkling
* da_nang types resurrect
*enter*
* da_nang types setessential 1
*enter*
* da_nang exits console

*hiss*
ERROR 404: DARKLING NOT FOUND
* da_nang types PlaceAtMe Darkling 1
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Quote from: NRDL on September 29, 2012, 04:44:31 am
Future supplanter of humanity.

kaijyuu

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1489 on: September 29, 2012, 06:42:14 pm »
I have no idea what's going on in this thread anymore.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1490 on: September 29, 2012, 06:43:02 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 29, 2012, 06:42:14 pm
I have no idea what's going on in this thread anymore.

I don't think they know what's going on either.
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da_nang

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1491 on: September 29, 2012, 06:54:21 pm »
Medical ‼SCIENCE‼ at its finest. Now with the latest technology that has revolutionized medicine forever: The Console.
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Quote from: NRDL on September 29, 2012, 04:44:31 am
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1492 on: September 29, 2012, 07:25:15 pm »
Quote from: da_nang on September 29, 2012, 06:54:21 pm
Medical ‼SCIENCE‼ at its finest. Now with the latest technology that has revolutionized medicine forever: The Console.
EROR 404: SCIENCE NOT FOUND. BUT WE GAVE YOU A BOX OF CHOCOLATES ANYWAYS.

JUST KIDDING.

THERE ARE NO CHOCOLATES.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1493 on: September 29, 2012, 07:29:13 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 29, 2012, 06:42:14 pm
I have no idea what's going on in this thread anymore.

-Descan loads gun with silver bullets to shoot darkling
-Darkling is not a werewolf
-Descan decides to shoot me instead
-Darkling dives in front of bullet.
-I infect Darkling with lycanthropy to give him a chance to live.
-Xanatlos uses Eldrich magic to help revive him
-Da_Nang uses the console to ressurect Darkling.
-Everyone stands around wondering what just happened.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1494 on: September 29, 2012, 07:30:55 pm »
May I have the floor for this beautiful DeviantArt (?) comments cutting, courtesy of a sig on the MSPA forums.
http://i.imgur.com/1Ei8t.jpg

I'll just give everyone a minute to try and understand it.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1495 on: September 29, 2012, 07:32:43 pm »
Wha-


You know what, I don't even want to know.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

Loud Whispers

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1496 on: September 29, 2012, 07:34:12 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on September 29, 2012, 07:30:55 pm
May I have the floor for this beautiful DeviantArt (?) comments cutting, courtesy of a sig on the MSPA forums.
http://i.imgur.com/1Ei8t.jpg

I'll just give everyone a minute to try and understand it.
Harumph. I don't even understand homestuck, how am I supposed to understand this?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1497 on: September 29, 2012, 07:34:41 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on September 29, 2012, 07:30:55 pm
May I have the floor for this beautiful DeviantArt (?) comments cutting, courtesy of a sig on the MSPA forums.
http://i.imgur.com/1Ei8t.jpg

I'll just give everyone a minute to try and understand it.
What.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1498 on: September 29, 2012, 07:40:15 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on September 29, 2012, 07:30:55 pm
May I have the floor for this beautiful DeviantArt (?) comments cutting, courtesy of a sig on the MSPA forums.
http://i.imgur.com/1Ei8t.jpg

I'll just give everyone a minute to try and understand it.

OHGOD. Otherkin. Troll otherkin.

* Vorthon loads his otherkin-hunting shotgun. With rock salt.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1499 on: September 29, 2012, 07:54:38 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on September 29, 2012, 07:40:15 pm
Quote from: Graknorke on September 29, 2012, 07:30:55 pm
May I have the floor for this beautiful DeviantArt (?) comments cutting, courtesy of a sig on the MSPA forums.
http://i.imgur.com/1Ei8t.jpg

I'll just give everyone a minute to try and understand it.

OHGOD. Otherkin. Troll otherkin.

* Vorthon loads his otherkin-hunting shotgun. With rock salt.
And also apparently a 14 year old mother.
You'll need a bigger shotgun.
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