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[Descan]

If you come to Toronto, YOU and ME and KAI are DOING STUFF.

[Karnewarrior]

Except I'm not gay or a woman... Maybe I'll just get all the women 6/10 and under?

BURTA WANT WILLSAUCE NAHW! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! WILLSAUCE IS GOOD MEN TO BURTA AND WILL MAKE SNU SNU WITH BURTA SOON HUH HUH HUH HUH!

But it's GB and the accents there are sexy so all the women are above a 6? Even Burta.

[lordcooper]

Stay away from London.  It contains Londoners

[kaijyuu]

If you come to Toronto, YOU and ME and KAI are DOING STUFF.

Awesome. Let's play Mario Kart. Pants optional.

[Loud Whispers]

Airports are only necessary when you can't bomb them into a fine paste.

That's when Madagascar activates... ZEE SHEILDS!

Stay away from London.  It contains Londoners

yeh wot fam i set my mates on you innit wot you gonna do about it?!
SHUTUP FAM I BASH YOU UP
butters fob

[Askot Bokbondeler]

loleurope.

You and your fancy totebags and androgynous men. And hairy women.

Europe.

I want to go to Europe. I would probably lose weight. The food looks hideous and it comes in tiny, baby sized portions.

I went to London once. The only ugly women there were foreigners, and the food was fucking delicious and came in HUGE quantities. I could get fat there, and I'm stick thin.

we must have visited a different london, then. i hooked up with a polish and a czec girls, but the british were stuff of nightmares. there were some cute guys though

loleurope.

You and your fancy totebags and androgynous men. And hairy women.

Europe.

I want to go to Europe. I would probably lose weight. The food looks hideous and it comes in tiny, baby sized portions.

you must have never heard of southern europe

[Vorthon]

Welp. Somebody pulled a classic 'stupid thing to say' on the bus today. Went on a tangent whose topic was 'Aliens built the pyramids!!!!!!!1!!!1!oneoneone'

[kaijyuu]

Maybe they were talking about Stargate.

[Vorthon]

Nope. Believe me, I'd know. I am such a Stargate fanboy. Although I kinda found Atlantis meh, and the later seasons of SG-1 really bored me.

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu only really likes the first movie.

[Loud Whispers]

Welp. Somebody pulled a classic 'stupid thing to say' on the bus today. Went on a tangent whose topic was 'Aliens built the pyramids!!!!!!!1!!!1!oneoneone'

Hey Bay12, I need your help. With the powers of Captain internet, I need irrefutable proof of the pyramid's mundane construction.
The tin foil hat argument:
*Some of these pyramids are biiiiiiiiiiig. Some so, that even laying one block per x would take so and so years. I forgot the numbers, but yeah, it follows as x = small time, so and so = rhetorically large number.
*Some of them were built in such a way that you wouldn't be able to fit a blade between the cracks.

My counters:
*Yo dawg, they weren't placed block by block.
             *Some were made out of unmortared stone¹.
             *Precise blocks could be made by chiseling with naught but a chisel and a hammer. Making each block individual, yet fitting.
             *They wouldn't have been hauled around with ropes, mammoths and hairy men. Or Jews. A single person with a simple place of leverage could after all, move the world.
             *Otherwise they would've just rolled the stone in place with logs.
             1*And a lot of ye oldie civilizations had access to stuff like mortaring. Zee Mayans did theirs with plaster and limestone. The cracks are small much in the same way as concrete ._.

[Vorthon]

His arguments were a bit different. He claimed that the carvings were perfect and all sorts of shit like that.

[10ebbor10]

His arguments were a bit different. He claimed that the carvings were perfect and all sorts of shit like that.

The ancient Egyptians knew what they were doing. Btw, what carvings?

[Vorthon]

I dunno. I think he meant hieroglyphs.

[RedKing]

loleurope.

You and your fancy totebags and androgynous men. And hairy women.

Europe.

I want to go to Europe. I would probably lose weight. The food looks hideous and it comes in tiny, baby sized portions.

Dude...Prague. Everywhere I went I got potato dumplings the size of a fucking football. And bratwurst like a baby's arm. (take that how you will)
And fresh pints of glorious beer for like 80 cents each. (this was pre-Euro, and the exchange rate to the krona was favorable)


As to the pyramid thing:
1. Compression force. Yeah, you can't fit a blade between the cracks because there's several hundred thousand tons of rock pushing those bottom stones together.
2. If flawless carving = aliens, then what about all those intricate Maya petroglyphs? (yes, that's likely to just feed into his argument rather than recognizing that quality stonecarving skills can exist in the absence of modern technology).