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[kaijyuu]

The stupid part was that they advertised a special parking pass for faculty and staff who want to be environmentally friendly. By only being allowed to park in the furthest lot from campus, you'll be able to get more exercise and decrease on-campus pollution!

Wait seriously?

That's a major wat.

[Urist Imiknorris]

The stupid part was that they advertised a special parking pass for faculty and staff who want to be environmentally friendly. By only being allowed to park in the furthest lot from campus, you'll be able to get more exercise and decrease on-campus pollution!

[SealyStar]

My school sent out an email today about parking. It was full of stupid.

They made the parking spots closest to the classroom buildings into faculty/staff only spots, which makes parking worse for the students. Oh well. The stupid part was that they advertised a special parking pass for faculty and staff who want to be environmentally friendly. By only being allowed to park in the furthest lot from campus, you'll be able to get more exercise and decrease on-campus pollution!

Why does my face hurt? Oh, I just hit it with my palm.

[Darvi]

Why does my face hurt? Oh, I just hit it with my palm wall.

[Xantalos]

Why does my face hurt? Oh, I just hit it with my palm wall.

How about a desk on the wall that's shaped like a palm?

[SealyStar]

Why does my face hurt? Oh, I just hit it with my palm.

First recorded by the ancient Romans:

(statue's probably actually Greek, but quis fututionem dat?)

[MagmaMcFry]

It is astounding what insanity normal seeming people will hold to as fact. :/

Always remember: Normal and sane are two entirely separate concepts.

[Loud Whispers]

First recorded by the ancient Romans:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My head, it does palm?

[SealyStar]

First recorded by the ancient Romans:

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My head, it does palm?

"My head", "Palm [toward/to] face".
Neither one is a grammatical sentence.

(Your sentence would be "Caput meum, palmam facit")

[scriver]

My people got invaded to death. There's probably less than a million of us left (including those of us who are more everything else than Cherokee. I'm mostly white, but I still count.)

It must feel strange knowing your people invaded your people to death

[MaximumZero]

It's quite the odd sensation, part of me seeing a minority angry over some injustice and going, "Yeah, fuck white people!" and the rest of me going, "Uh, hello? You're in that club, mister."

[kaijyuu]

Sins of the fathers and all that.

[SealyStar]

My people got invaded to death. There's probably less than a million of us left (including those of us who are more everything else than Cherokee. I'm mostly white, but I still count.)

It must feel strange knowing your people invaded your people to death

Go back ~1000 years, and "my people" were looting and pillaging "my people".

[Loud Whispers]

1000 years ago my people were fighting my not-people, while my other people traveled the silk road making strong babies and moving into other people's countries for centuries. A millennium later my fighty-people move in with my other people who moved their before them with not-my people (but the not-my people left), becoming best bro-peoples, until WWII happened and my people lost to not-my people and my other peoples had to throw out the invading not-my people. In the aftermath once the not-my people had been pushed out, my people had time to focus on each other.
My people split into communist me-peoples and people-peoples and had a civil war which my other fighty-peoples stepped into, to help the people-peoples fight the communist me-peoples. The fighty peoples and the people-peoples won.
And that's how the world was made!

[Valid_Dark]

You guys were talking about that rape thing earlier,...
Here's my addition to this conversation.