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[Descan]

Nah, you come from the other head.

[MrWillsauce]

Nah, you come from the other head.

+2 Zing points

[Mini]

'parents who give their children candy are more likely to have them grow up into criminals, and should probably be shot in the back with a crossbow.'

Swap parents with children and you've got Dwarf Fortress o-o

Children who give their parents candy are more likely to have [their parents] grow up into criminals?

[MaximumZero]

I figured it was "Parents who don't give their children candy are likely to be shot in the back with a crossbow."

Hell, I wouldn't put it past my kid.

[SirAaronIII]

"I'm just suspicious they're sneaking in to contaminate our country."
Some quote in the newspaper about the planned mosque and how Muslims will destroy our purity protect the children oh nooooooooo

[Hanslanda]

"I'm just suspicious they're sneaking in to contaminate our country."
Some quote in the newspaper about the planned mosque and how Muslims will destroy our purity protect the children oh nooooooooo

Oh god fucking damn it. I hate it when people hate on Muslims. It is SOOO FUCKING STUPID. Baader Meinhof gang, mafia, and the Crusaders were christian, but people don't go, "Watch out for those silly christians, they'll cut your throat open, stick a cut up soda can in there, and let you bleed to death!"
Just because someone is of a specific religion does not mean they conform to stereotypes about that religion.
Sigh. /rant

Sorry about that, pet peeve of mine.

[Psyco Jelly]

Friend: "Wow, Jack, you actually look like a respectable gentleman in that picture."
Jack: "I AM a respectable gentlemen, you cockholes!"
Me: "That... Statement."

[Karnewarrior]

"I'm just suspicious they're sneaking in to contaminate our country."
Some quote in the newspaper about the planned mosque and how Muslims will destroy our purity protect the children oh nooooooooo

Oh god fucking damn it. I hate it when people hate on Muslims. It is SOOO FUCKING STUPID. Baader Meinhof gang, mafia, and the Crusaders were christian, but people don't go, "Watch out for those silly christians, they'll cut your throat open, stick a cut up soda can in there, and let you bleed to death!"
Just because someone is of a specific religion does not mean they conform to stereotypes about that religion.
Sigh. /rant

Sorry about that, pet peeve of mine.

People seem to latch onto whatever minority has had the most recent high profile crime. Right now it's muslims, since nothing big has changed that since 9/11. Who knows, maybe some random fucktard will bomb a orphanage, someone will notice he's swedish or something, and all of America will stop listening to heavy metal for a decade.

People are stupid.

[Xantalos]

A lot of people have probably heard about this, but that one guy in the US running for office in...Minnesota, I think? Anyway, he said something about a woman's body being able to stop a pregnancy in the case of "legitimate rape."







The fuck.

[Valid_Dark]

Here's a better (bad, maybe outdated) vegan joke:  How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  None, General Electric tests on animals

...I don't get it...

[Kamin]

"I sleep for 12 hours a day because smart people sleep a lot. Einstein slept like 12 hours a day, too. I don't know what sleeping 4-6 hours a day says about you, though."

An ex-roommate of mine (thank God I don't still live with him).

[kaijyuu]

Between 8 and 10 is considered the best, iirc.

[Kamin]

Between 8 and 10 is considered the best, iirc.

There is no conclusive study, although the most recent one I saw (the past year or two) said 6. Regardless, the point is that my roommate implied I was stupid because I don't sleep a lot, and that smart people sleep for longer than people of lower intelligence (like 12 hours).

[kaijyuu]

All I know for certain is that "early to bed early to rise" is bullshit as far as healthiness goes.


And I forget the technical name of the fallacy your roommate was using. Correlation/causation one, I think. And yeah it's quite stupid

[Sheb]

Even if there is an optimum, remember that there likely is a lot of divergence between people. What might be good for you might not be for your neighbor.