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[Teneb]

Going to give this a try

"Is there anybody out there"
"Are there more dogs or cats as pets in the U.S."
"How to love"

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[SealyStar]

Oh my god I just remembered something: I have a bathroom reader with a couple pages of weird google search suggestions. Let me see if I can find them again...

Edit: Here's the best of the best from that bathroom reader:
- Do Zoo Hair Parlor
- My Parakeet is scared of me
- My Parakeet is puffed up
- Does your Tongue have bones

Oh, I read that one too. "Tom Cruise is [dead/gay/stupid/...]"...

[Oliolli]

On the poles I think it is... In the arctic circle there are times when a day or night takes over 24 hours, but that is waaay north of Britain.

[Detonate]

Oh my god I just remembered something: I have a bathroom reader with a couple pages of weird google search suggestions. Let me see if I can find them again...

Edit: Here's the best of the best from that bathroom reader:
- Do Zoo Hair Parlor
- My Parakeet is scared of me
- My Parakeet is puffed up
- Does your Tongue have bones

Oh, I read that one too. "Tom Cruise is [dead/gay/stupid/...]"...

If you type in any celebrity names, half of them will be "x dead" and "x gay". If the celebrity is already dead, it becomes "x alive".

Do any of you remember "why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"?

[miauw62]

I love how the internet is at the same time incredibly unpredictable and random and super predictable.

[Loud Whispers]

I love how the internet is at the same time incredibly unpredictable and random and super predictable.

Does the roach's questions represent the species?

[Darvi]

Technically half of any given year should be day, and the other half night. Just not necessarily, ya well, continuously.

[GoombaGeek]

I should probably stop posting REAL-LIFE junior-high whining, but it's so fun...

A certain classroom in a certain town. Trashy dubstep emanates from two large speakers.

NOTE: This has been happening for four months, at least.

A Person: "Hey, can you turn off the dubstep today? I have a headache and I'm kind of sick of hearing it."
Another Person: "STOP TRASHING OUR MUSIC, WE LEAVE YOU ALONE SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A WHINER!"

[Flying Dice]

That sounds... less stupid, more depressingly normal. At least for that generation. Thank the gods dubstep wasn't a thing when I was in secondary school.

[GoombaGeek]

Yeah, I had to listen to that crap for most of a year.

The last day of school (and the last time I'd see most of them again) was ruined by the trashiest dubstep yet, blaring all day.

So there weren't many tearful goodbyes that day.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Another Person: "STOP TRASHING OUR MUSIC, WE LEAVE YOU ALONE SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A WHINER!"

But... Making people listen to their music is sort of exactly the opposite of leaving them alone.

[GoombaGeek]

Another Person: "STOP TRASHING OUR MUSIC, WE LEAVE YOU ALONE SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A WHINER!"

But... Making people listen to their music is sort of exactly the opposite of leaving them alone.

Yes. This was a crazy person. She once kicked her friend in the face when she said she'd never listened to dubstep before.

[Loud Whispers]

Another Person: "STOP TRASHING OUR MUSIC, WE LEAVE YOU ALONE SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A WHINER!"

But... Making people listen to their music is sort of exactly the opposite of leaving them alone.

Yes. This was a crazy person. She once kicked her friend in the face when she said she'd never listened to dubstep before.

This universe is truly cruel and unforgiving.

[Zangi]

Another Person: "STOP TRASHING OUR MUSIC, WE LEAVE YOU ALONE SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A WHINER!"

But... Making people listen to their music is sort of exactly the opposite of leaving them alone.

Yes. This was a crazy person. She once kicked her friend in the face when she said she'd never listened to dubstep before.

This universe is truly cruel and unforgiving.

And its inhabitants are stupid.  Ya can't forget that.

[SealyStar]

So, my brother was skiing one night, and I'm watching at the bottom of the slope. They've got music going to lighten up the mood (nighttime when it's snowy can be really depressing). Some song ends, and the DJ says, "How about we put on some dub step [sic, there was a rather drawn-out pause between the words]?", and then plays deadmau5. My brother is the one who likes that sort of music, so as soon as he gets off the slope he begins ranting on how "dubstep is one word" and "deadmau5 isn't dubstep". So which is the stupider quote? Depends on whether you like electronic dance music or not, I guess.