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[MrWillsauce]

Oh yeah? Then explain the Ice Wall.

That's not ice, it's glass. Glass like a FISH bowl's.

[MrWillsauce]

Europeans and Canadians can't send texts because they were placed under a gypsie's curse by the Quebecers after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Go back to school, you obviously need it.

Nah I was just joking with you xD of course I know about the great European-Canadian gypsy curse of 2046. I'm glad those dirty French got what they deserved for bombing Pearl Harbor; it was our most important Mars colony after all.

[Hanslanda]

Guys, you're all missing the point. The point is that- OH MY GOD SHINY THINGS! DIBS!

[Corai]

Guys, you're all missing the point. The point is that- OH MY GOD SHINY THINGS! DIBS!

MINE. MIIIIIIINE.

[Kamin]

@Kamin, I can't go on any longer without saying this, but your avatar is hilarious.

It's even better when it invades your dreams.

I am very happy you like mantids, Dark. As you may have noticed, Hans is already quite familiar with us--we frequent the depths of his very dreams.

How have I not paid more attention to this fantastic avatar before?

It's subtle, yet invasive at the same time. One day you will be surrround by a thousand hungry mantises, there compound eyes staring deep into your soul. As the silence becomes unbearable, a single mantis will say, "Lololololololo... Noob."
And then they'll eat you alive.

I am a simple man who errs on the side of subtlety.


...lololololo...

[Slayerhero90]

If the world is flat, then where's the chessboard?

Wait, shinies?

GIMEDAT! I WILL BATHE IN SILVER!

[Descan]

* Descan walks around Kamin's home, hears a distinct crunching sound.

... Whoops.

[Kamin]

* Descan walks around Kamin's home, hears a distinct crunching sound.

... Whoops.

You will pay for your transgressions, Descan. You will pay.

No, but seriously, knock next time so I can vacuum up all of the Ruffles crumbs on the carpet.

[Descan]

I just imagined a tiny mantis on a giant vacuum.

... That's cool. Better than a giant mantis. @_@

[Kamin]

I just imagined a tiny mantis on a giant vacuum.

... That's cool. Better than a giant mantis. @_@

Vroooom!

[Remalle]

I just imagined a tiny mantis on a giant vacuum.
... That's cool. Better than a giant mantis. @_@

What about a giant mantis riding a tiny vacuum?  While circus music plays?

[Slayerhero90]

Speaking of giant mantises, how can I insure my soul?

[Hanslanda]

Speaking of giant mantises, how can I insure my soul?

I suggest a phylactery that looks like an ordinary rock, hidden in a field of rocks, with spells cast on it to prevent it from showing up on Detect Magic spells.

[alway]

Speaking of giant mantises, how can I insure my soul?

Well, good sir, have a talk with one of our sales representatives today! For a low, affordable, monthly price, our Premier Soul Insurance^TM will have you covered! If your soul is lost, stolen, or damaged, just come down to our office and we can replace it with a brand new one at no cost to you! You keep a spare tire in your car, do you not? Your soul is more valuable to you than your car, is it not? Then ask about our Deluxe Plan! For a small, one time fee, we can equip you with an Emergency Soul Replacement^TM! This portable, easy to use device contains within it one replacement soul, similar to what you would get from a trip to our office! A great deal for an on-the-go person, or simply one who lacks the mobility to come to our offices!

[darkrider2]

Great, now EVERY time I read lolololol... etc from the other side of a computer screen I will have it in my head that no matter who it is, a mantis is somewhere out there trolling me.