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[darkrider2]

One time a friend asked me how the sun was able to burn if there's no oxygen in space.

[Slayerhero90]

One time a friend asked me how the sun was able to burn if there's no oxygen in space.

Please tell me you explained to him that it's fusion of hydrogen atoms!

[MrWillsauce]

I thought the Sun ran on Christmas cheer...

[Hanslanda]

I thought the Sun ran on Christmas cheer...

No silly, the Sun runs on the blood of human sacrifices.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

One time a friend asked me how the sun was able to burn if there's no oxygen in space.

Please tell me you explained to him that it's fusion of hydrogen atoms!

"The sun is a mass of incandescent gas-" "The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma!"

[MrWillsauce]

I bet you guys are all a bunch of those crackpot conspiracy theorists who believe we never landed on the Sun.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I bet you guys are all a bunch of those crackpot conspiracy theorists who believe we never landed on the Sun.

Oh yeah, well if we landed on the sun, why isn't Mercury in any of the pictures? Huh!? Huh!?

[SealyStar]

One time a friend asked me how the sun was able to burn if there's no oxygen in space.

Please tell me you explained to him that it's fusion of hydrogen atoms!

I think the poor guy's brain'd explode.

[MrWillsauce]

Oh so you're also one of those crazy tinfoil hat-wearing maniacs who believes in "Mercury"?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oh so you're also one of those crazy tinfoil hat-wearing maniacs who believes in "Mercury"?

Oh please, if Mercury doesn't exist, who delivers text messages?

[Hanslanda]

You're all those crazy morons who believe the world isn't flat and carried on the backs of four turtles and an elephant.

[Corai]

You're all those crazy morons who believe the world isn't flat and carried on the backs of four turtles and an elephant.

You're insane. The world isn't flat OR carried on the backs of four turtles and a elephant.

Its a cube & carried on the backs of five goldfish.

[MrWillsauce]

As stated in the Constitution, it is the President's duty to personally deliver all of America's text messages. That's why Europeans and Canadians can't send texts.

[Hanslanda]

You're all those crazy morons who believe the world isn't flat and carried on the backs of four turtles and an elephant.

You're insane. The world isn't flat OR carried on the backs of four turtles and a elephant.

Its a cube & carried on the backs of five goldfish.

Oh yeah? Then explain the Ice Wall.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

As stated in the Constitution, it is the President's duty to personally deliver all of America's text messages. That's why Europeans and Canadians can't send texts.

Europeans and Canadians can't send texts because they were placed under a gypsie's curse by the Quebecers after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Go back to school, you obviously need it.