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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1046260 times)

rutsber

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #375 on: August 12, 2012, 07:32:59 pm »

Cross-posted from the vanilla Minecraft thread:

http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1414560-herocraft-plugin-development-ddosd-by-brazilian-craftlandia-server/

"You haven't released a plugin update in the eleven days since the new Minecraft version has been released. We're now going to DDoS you until your development team quits and people stop playing on your servers." Not an exact quote, but close enough. The stupidity of this person hurts.
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« Reply #376 on: August 12, 2012, 07:59:14 pm »

Cross-posted from the vanilla Minecraft thread:

http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1414560-herocraft-plugin-development-ddosd-by-brazilian-craftlandia-server/

"You haven't released a plugin update in the eleven days since the new Minecraft version has been released. We're now going to DDoS you until your development team quits and people stop playing on your servers." Not an exact quote, but close enough. The stupidity of this person hurts.
That thread got deleted now.

No surprise there. I'm not going to pass along more information on the matter. That's really out of the scope of this thread, despite those from Craftlandia being raging morons.

Anyway, here's a post containing pretty much the same information straight from the horse's mouthforum.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2012, 08:04:06 pm by Mephisto »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #377 on: August 13, 2012, 03:34:59 am »

the average intelligence yes, but really pretty much every forum has about the same number of intelligent people.
the problem is that the more people there are the smaller that group becomes by comparison.
There is only one intelligent person on the internet. All intelligent people on the internet is that one guy.
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There's only one problem with that. If you can think of a smart person on the internet, it's not you.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #378 on: August 13, 2012, 03:44:35 am »

The "one smart person" IS the internet. It became sentient ages ago.
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« Reply #379 on: August 13, 2012, 03:45:17 am »

...Vector is the internet?
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« Reply #380 on: August 13, 2012, 04:18:13 am »

Personified, indeed.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #381 on: August 13, 2012, 06:52:59 am »

Quite clearly, when she left the internet, she has actually ascended to become the internet itself.
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« Reply #382 on: August 13, 2012, 07:06:42 am »

It seems very likely that she was the internet all along.

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« Reply #383 on: August 13, 2012, 07:53:28 am »

Duh, when she became the Internet she also became it retroactively. She has been the Internet since the dawn of time.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #384 on: August 14, 2012, 09:28:45 am »

I did not actually HEAR this per se... but...

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« Reply #385 on: August 14, 2012, 09:30:30 am »

If those were my friends I think I would kill them all. Or maybe just myself.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #386 on: August 14, 2012, 09:32:23 am »

I would history lecture at them until their ears bleed.

I can give one hell of a spontaneous history lecture, especially if I am angry and people are being ignorant about basic history.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #387 on: August 14, 2012, 09:34:04 am »

This is not even history.
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« Reply #388 on: August 14, 2012, 09:34:25 am »

I once uncontrollably burst out in a very loud voice and lectured (yelled at) my little sister about how the fog that comes off of ponds is not "steam". I scared myself a little.
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« Reply #389 on: August 14, 2012, 09:37:40 am »

What I'm more curious about is how these "adults" have never actually encountered a reference to B.C. in their lifetime.

They look like they're in their early 20s or so. Or late teenage years.

I suppose the most logical conclusion is that they are trolls.
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