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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #315 on: August 11, 2012, 08:58:47 am »

Don't talk to me about church please. :D Or I will turn into a terrorist, apparently.
Inexplicably works a bit better if you say you're Jewish instead. Just shuts them up without any of the terrorism connotations. Unfair, but true.
Inexplicably works a bit better if you say you're a Terrorist instead. Just shuts them up with all of the terrorism connotations. Wait...

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #316 on: August 11, 2012, 11:47:08 am »

So, if I start saying I'm a Jewish terrorist? What then?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #317 on: August 11, 2012, 11:51:50 am »

I've never been accused of terrorism for not wanting to discuss church, but I was once accused of communism for being the most liberal person in my 12 person class.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #318 on: August 11, 2012, 12:08:37 pm »

I've never been accused of terrorism for not wanting to discuss church, but I was once accused of communism for being the most liberal person in my 12 person class.


Why does everyone hate on communism so much? 'Oh god, they've got a liberal idealism that doesn't work, those heartless bastards!' ??? I don't get it.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #319 on: August 11, 2012, 12:24:49 pm »

'cause in modern history the communist nations have been the troublemakers. They also tended to be infected with other beliefs like the NK Juche. Being in a state of constant fear because nukes by COMMUNIST Russia for a few decades has that effect, one might say.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #320 on: August 11, 2012, 12:25:22 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #321 on: August 11, 2012, 12:29:44 pm »

EDIT: Wait, no, no politics.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #322 on: August 11, 2012, 12:43:39 pm »

Oh, right. Guess Communism is political right? My bad.

@ Svarte Troner: That... I lol'd to say the least.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #323 on: August 11, 2012, 02:07:59 pm »

I have an avatar consisting of Mashed Potatoes. One of the few avatars on this forum that outsiders won't complain about being shoved down their throats. Because mashed potatoes with garlic is delicious.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #324 on: August 11, 2012, 02:26:11 pm »

Unless you dislike garlic :P

Which... I don't. But one of the folks living with me can't stand it. Definitely would complain, ohoho.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #325 on: August 11, 2012, 02:27:34 pm »

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There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me, because they want to give something back.  They know they didn’t -look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own.  You didn’t get there on your own.  I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart.  There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.  Let me tell you something – there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.

Regardless, he said that. If it has nothing to do with my own merits, then the fact I succeed and someone else doesn't has nothing to do with me. Therefore,  "somebody else, made that happen!"

Plenty of people work hard at low-paying jobs and never get rich. Plenty of smart people work hard and make a LOT less that their WAY less bright managers / business owners. That's all Obama was saying there. Common sense really, you just choose not to comprehend.

If you worked hard and became a billionaire, it was NOT solely because of your brains and personal hard work, you had a HUGE pyramid of other brainy and hardworking people to get there. EMPLOYEES. CUSTOMERS. And lots of activities those people do that benefit business's are state subsidized.

And most of your employees and customers were educated at the expense of the community, that education cuts into training costs because you can assume at least minimal literacy. Increasing the supply of higher skilled population decreases the demand value of those skills, and keeps wages from skyrocketing. Employees and customers ride buses to work or spend money, or they drive on state-funded roads. Without bus subsidies, you couldn't get away with paying people wages so low they can't afford a car. All that's FREE SHIT that business's get that's hidden subsidies.

Employees I paid, Customers who would be worse off without my products.

You've just illustrated my point. My own merits, my intelligence and my hard work, had nothing to do with my success according to Obama.

Do you believe that Albert Einstein discovered special relativity because he was intelligent, or because he worked at the patent office or walked on government roads? The fact is, I made my business happen, even if you provided the catalyst (which I then paid my share for dozens of times over through taxes). The same way Michael Phelps parents can't say "WE JUST EARNED 18 GOLD MEDALS!!!!", no, Michael Phelps earned them. You just gave him DNA, and support for 18 years. 
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #326 on: August 11, 2012, 02:29:03 pm »

T'was a good thread, but alas, all good things come to end or currupt, achieving th' opposite cause.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #327 on: August 11, 2012, 02:34:48 pm »

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There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me, because they want to give something back.  They know they didn’t -look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own.  You didn’t get there on your own.  I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart.  There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.  Let me tell you something – there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.

Regardless, he said that. If it has nothing to do with my own merits, then the fact I succeed and someone else doesn't has nothing to do with me. Therefore,  "somebody else, made that happen!"

Plenty of people work hard at low-paying jobs and never get rich. Plenty of smart people work hard and make a LOT less that their WAY less bright managers / business owners. That's all Obama was saying there. Common sense really, you just choose not to comprehend.

If you worked hard and became a billionaire, it was NOT solely because of your brains and personal hard work, you had a HUGE pyramid of other brainy and hardworking people to get there. EMPLOYEES. CUSTOMERS. And lots of activities those people do that benefit business's are state subsidized.

And most of your employees and customers were educated at the expense of the community, that education cuts into training costs because you can assume at least minimal literacy. Increasing the supply of higher skilled population decreases the demand value of those skills, and keeps wages from skyrocketing. Employees and customers ride buses to work or spend money, or they drive on state-funded roads. Without bus subsidies, you couldn't get away with paying people wages so low they can't afford a car. All that's FREE SHIT that business's get that's hidden subsidies.

Employees I paid, Customers who would be worse off without my products.

You've just illustrated my point. My own merits, my intelligence and my hard work, had nothing to do with my success.

Do you believe that Albert Einstein discovered special relativity because he was intelligent, or because he worked at the patent office or walked on government roads?
Would Einstein have invented special relativity without the governement funded university at which he studied? \(there are more examples). The governement is there for a reason, ie , to do things toghether you can't accomplish alone. Humans are group creatures. You can't survive on your own.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #328 on: August 11, 2012, 02:53:14 pm »

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also english papers saying bray is british, nope wrong side of border you muppets.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #329 on: August 11, 2012, 03:16:43 pm »

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