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[darkrider2]

This thread has been derailed too many times to count

Derailing doesn't exist, derailed is the natural state of every thread.

[kaijyuu]

It's called conversation flow in most places. It's looked down upon on forums for some reason.

[Xantalos]

So that means that any derail is really a RErail onto the true topic which was destined to be in the thread even though the OP doesn't say so! TIME HIJINKS.

[darkrider2]

It's called conversation flow in most places. It's looked down upon on forums for some reason.

Probably one of the bigger reasons I love the DF forum so much. Breaking conversation flow is a BIG downer for me when someone does it.

[MrWillsauce]

I just wanted to hear what the idiots had to say 

[Yoink]

Here ya go!

I just wanted to hear what the idiots had to say 

Ha! ...Kidding, of course.

On-topic: Uhh... I don't really have anything recent to contribute, but people mixing up the word 'organism' with 'orgasm' in junior High School was always good for laughs. ...Then again, that may have been because we were in junior High School. Oh well.
It's the best I can do right now.

[MrWillsauce]

I took a study hall type class in junior highschool where all of the delinquents were. On a given day I would be one of two or three kids actually studying. Anyway, I once overheard a girl telling her friend that she wore a bra too large for herself, saying that the the extra space would encourage her breasts to grow to fit better. She wasn't joking or anything. She was dead serious.

[Kamin]

"I don't care if she's a gold medalist, Gabby Douglas has bad hair." Infuriating.

[Tellemurius]

"I don't care if she's a gold medalist, Gabby Douglas has bad hair." Infuriating.

"I don't care what you just said now GTFO"

[penguinofhonor]

someone on my friend's bus who thought that the first part of having a sex change was having your breasts lopped off.

they thought a 13-year old was having a sex change. (that's what formed their whole conversation)

A little more delicately than that, yeah, but sometimes it is.

[Megaman]

EDIT:DISREGARD

[Lord Inquisitor]

Oh, yeah. Find something to keep you sane.

This is important, says the one who went insane.

[ab00]

To *slightly* rerail the topic, my classmates think I'm a terrorist for running a memory test on one of the school computers.

Woa! Whys the screen all blu n' s@#t? n' whys der ledders going quickly across it? HOLY S@#T ERREBODY, dat N@#$%s a terror-rist!

[Tellemurius]

To *slightly* rerail the topic, my classmates think I'm a terrorist for running a memory test on one of the school computers.

Woa! Whys the screen all blu n' s@#t? n' whys der ledders going quickly across it? HOLY S@#T ERREBODY, dat N@#$%s a terror-rist!

hack his phone just to prove his point, make sure to flag it to the FBI

[ab00]

No, this wasn't just one person, this was all the people who were able to see the computer.

Yes, the people at my school are idiots. I'll get some more quotes when school gets back in session.

[I was most terrified when] I thought my weed was hanging out of my pocket, but then the security guard didn't say nuttin'