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[Loud Whispers]

Amazingly, that article was updated 8 hours after posting, and still nobody's picked up on the Italy thing.

Or just nobody's watching

[Mephisto]

*picks up a pack of ground beef
"Is this cow?"

I'm currently in the process of reading through this thread. I doubt this has been posted yet, so I'll do it now while I remember.

Similar to the above, I was reading an article on something or other relating to a deer being shot. The comments were full of people who believe you shouldn't kill animals or anything fuzzy. One in particular stuck out in my mind. "You shouldn't kill animals for food. You should buy meat from the grocery store where it's made."

[Urist_McDrowner]

"You didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!"

[UltraValican]

"You didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!"

I'm assuming this is the infamous quote from the president.
The one that I believe was taken out of context, in that he was referring to public works such as roads and sewers.

[NobodyPro]

Same person also tried to convince me that Celtic is pronounced sell-tick (As-in cellophane, ya idgit). My pointing out that it should obviously be pronounced chel-lo-phane, as-in cello, fell on deaf ears.

Thread, meet Irony.

The initial consonant of the English words Celt and Celtic can be realised either as /k/ or /s/ (that is, either hard or soft ⟨c⟩), both variants being recognised as "correct" in prescriptive usage by modern dictionaries.[9]

We're both correct. D:
...Cache still has no accent.

[Reelya]

"You didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!"

I'm assuming this is the infamous quote from the president.
The one that I believe was taken out of context, in that he was referring to public works such as roads and sewers.

While if you read the original full quote it's clear that he meant roads, bridges and internet, his speech writer should take the rap for poor choice of word order, making it easy to take out of context.

[Hanslanda]

*picks up a pack of ground beef
"Is this cow?"

I'm currently in the process of reading through this thread. I doubt this has been posted yet, so I'll do it now while I remember.

Similar to the above, I was reading an article on something or other relating to a deer being shot. The comments were full of people who believe you shouldn't kill animals or anything fuzzy. One in particular stuck out in my mind. "You shouldn't kill animals for food. You should buy meat from the grocery store where it's made."

I heard, 'Is there kosher bacon?' The other day at my job. It... It kinda shook me up a little. Kosher doesn't work like that.

[MaximumZero]

*picks up a pack of ground beef
"Is this cow?"

I'm currently in the process of reading through this thread. I doubt this has been posted yet, so I'll do it now while I remember.

Similar to the above, I was reading an article on something or other relating to a deer being shot. The comments were full of people who believe you shouldn't kill animals or anything fuzzy. One in particular stuck out in my mind. "You shouldn't kill animals for food. You should buy meat from the grocery store where it's made."

I heard, 'Is there kosher bacon?' The other day at my job. It... It kinda shook me up a little. Kosher doesn't work like that.

* MaximumZero 's head asplode.

[kaenneth]

Well, "Turkey Bacon" is a thing.

[Frumple]

A delicious thing. Also kosher hotdogs!

[MaximumZero]

Hopy shot it does exist! http://growandbeholdblog.wordpress.com/2011/10/23/beef-bacon-yes-please/

[Euld]

I saw a picture on the internet once of a kosher ham being sold in a supermarket.  It even said "perfect for Hanukkah!"

[Tellemurius]

A delicious thing. Also kosher "beef" hotdogs!

fixed

[Frumple]

You fix it like Frumple knows or cares what's in hotdogs. Hotdog is an omnimeat, all meats and no meats at the same time. It can be both kosher and not kosher simultaneously, because the hotdog exists in a state of quantum meat flux.

[Tellemurius]

You fix it like Frumple knows or cares what's in hotdogs. Hotdog is an omnimeat, all meats and no meats at the same time. It can be both kosher and not kosher simultaneously, because the hotdog exists in a state of quantum meat flux.

Schrodinger's catdog