Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 500 501 [502] 503 504 ... 510

Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1049657 times)

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7515 on: November 22, 2013, 03:22:09 pm »

Would furries count as animals or people? And what if you have furries who own pets?
Depends on the pet, usually considered to be akin to owning a pet monkey if it's the same species belt.
I'm slightly disturbed that this is an answer which has apparently had some forethought. I guess I'm glad the community has that introspection, though.


(Though there isn't an actual 'Road Tax' as soon many believe there is.)
So what do tax disks show you've paid? My life has been a lie.
Roads are maintained either through a small tax on gas and large vehicle (55,000+ lbs) registration (for the national level) or through vehicle registration fees at the state level mostly (though this varies a little bit from state to state).
It is also funded by road/bridge tolls, at least around the New York/New Jersey area.  They've raised rates a few times over the past few years on some of em.   :'(
I misread that as Trolls, which seemed like a nice and historical way to gather taxes.
I so want to use this in a fantasy setting now -- trolls employed by the local king to gather customs duties from travellers. Adventurers could be hired by a merchant company to kill the trolls at a certain bridge before they send a particularly high-value caravan through, only to find out later that their "good deed" constituted murder of the King's officials and now they're wanted criminals. :D


This is actually sort of brilliant, because trolls are:

1. Somewhat unimaginative and single-minded, at least in DnD, because they're low Intelligence and low Wisdom. They just want da bux for da baws, brah.
2. They're tough, nigh immune to death from non-fire/acid sources, and if you cut them apart, you just have more trolls to deal with.
3. They'd probably be a cheap hire. "I will give you one animal of your choice for every month you watch my bridge."
4. They're intimidating. No one wants to tell the ten foot tall, insta-regenerating, man-eating monster 'no'.
They're also unlikely to be smart enough to embezzle funds.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2013, 03:23:43 pm by RedKing »
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

Vattic

  • Bay Watcher
  • bibo ergo sum
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7516 on: November 22, 2013, 03:30:29 pm »

IIRC, they equate animal domestication to slavery. Or at least indentured servitude.

Because those cats have it so fucking hard, what with all the sleeping they have to do, and the cat condo and free food. Seriously, if there's any pet whose life is the opposite of indentured servitude, it's a cat.
Once again I can see where they are coming from. There is something about freedom even if your lack of it is really comfortable. It's not an uncommon sentiment to object to animals being kept it zoos if they could have survived in the wild, even if less easily. I've kept cats and dogs and would agree that it's more complex, but it could be argued we've bred them into dependants. If you believe animals deserve equal rights to humans then breeding species of animals for work, company, and food would be a bit dodgy.

I can see where their problem with Pokemon comes from. If you agree that dog fighting and similar is wrong then pokemon fighting is not much different. If you assume media normalises behaviours then Pokemon is normalising animal abuse.
So they think Pokemon is a gateway to dogfighting/cockfighting/etc?

That's a rather extreme slippery slope argument, but one I could at least debate. But then WTF is with the McNugget weirdness and having a blood-drenched evil clown boss fight?
I was posting about their stance in general with the games being about overthrowing evil pokemon masters (right?). This time it seems like they are annoyed that a popular franchise they already dislike is being used to advertise something else they don't like. Axis of evil I guess. I'm not sure they mean gateway as they believe the abuse is already happening. It's not dissimilar to the sexist media normalising sexism argument.
Logged
6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
How To Generate Small Islands

Graknorke

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7517 on: November 22, 2013, 06:38:26 pm »

1. Somewhat unimaginative and single-minded, at least in DnD, because they're low Intelligence and low Wisdom. They just want da bux for da baws, brah.
Trolls are liberal, confirmed for true fact. They have low intelligence and collect taxes.
Logged
Cultural status:
Depleted          ☐
Enriched          ☑

frostshotgg

  • Bay Watcher
  • It was a ruse
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7518 on: November 22, 2013, 06:43:10 pm »

How much heart do trolls have? That's how we'd know how liberal they are.
Logged

Putnam

  • Bay Watcher
  • DAT WIZARD
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7519 on: November 22, 2013, 06:43:37 pm »

Doesn't matter, their wisdom is negative.

Eric Blank

  • Bay Watcher
  • *Remain calm*
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7520 on: November 22, 2013, 09:34:42 pm »

How much heart do trolls have? That's how we'd know how liberal they are.

Anywhere between 5 and 25 kilograms.
Logged
I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

tahujdt

  • Bay Watcher
  • The token conservative
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7521 on: November 24, 2013, 01:36:30 pm »

How much heart do trolls have? That's how we'd know how liberal they are.

Anywhere between 5 and 25 kilograms.
Not all of it their own, of course.
Logged
DFBT the Dwarf: The only community podcast for Dwarf Fortress!
Tahu-R-TOA-1, Troubleshooter
Quote
I suggest that we add a clause permitting the keelhauling of anyone who suggests a plan involving "zombify the crew".
Quote from: MNII
Friend Computer, can you repair the known universe, please?

scrdest

  • Bay Watcher
  • Girlcat?/o_ o
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7522 on: November 24, 2013, 01:52:13 pm »

How much heart do trolls have? That's how we'd know how liberal they are.

Anywhere between 5 and 25 kilograms.
Not all of it their own, of course.

Yeah, plus it depends on the climate and refridgeration capabilites.
Logged
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

GiglameshDespair

  • Bay Watcher
  • Beware! Once I have posted, your thread is doomed!
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7523 on: November 24, 2013, 02:09:23 pm »

You can buy heart in my local supermarket so i guess trolls have as much heart as they can afford and fit in the fridge.
Logged
Old and cringe account. Disregard.

Mephansteras

  • Bay Watcher
  • Forger of Civilizations
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7524 on: November 25, 2013, 12:23:56 pm »

Trolls regenerate even from mortal wounds. They have infinite heart!
Logged
Civilization Forge Mod v2.80: Adding in new races, equipment, animals, plants, metals, etc. Now with Alchemy and Libraries! Variety to spice up DF! (For DF 0.34.10)
Come play Mafia with us!
"Let us maintain our chill composure." - Toady One

scrdest

  • Bay Watcher
  • Girlcat?/o_ o
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7525 on: November 25, 2013, 01:53:45 pm »

What if... What if Owlga isn't really an anime girl?
Logged
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

Descan

  • Bay Watcher
  • [HEADING INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7526 on: November 25, 2013, 01:56:28 pm »

That's silly. That's like asking "What if Xantalos isn't human?"

Everyone on the board is an anime girl!

And also human!

Right, Xantalos?
Logged
Quote from: SalmonGod
Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
Quote from: Myroc
Descan confirmed for antichrist.
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII
I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

scrdest

  • Bay Watcher
  • Girlcat?/o_ o
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7527 on: November 25, 2013, 01:58:19 pm »

That's silly. That's like asking "What if Xantalos IS human?"

FTFY
Logged
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7528 on: November 25, 2013, 02:01:24 pm »

Everyone on the board is an anime girl!

descan has bay12 all figured out

watch and learn from her antics
Logged

Eotyrannus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Here to throw dinosaurs at people
    • View Profile
Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7529 on: November 25, 2013, 02:07:00 pm »

Everyone on the board is an anime girl!

descan has bay12 all figured out

watch and learn from her antics
B-but I'm not a girl!
Silly Cmega3-chan, of course you're a girl! Why else would we all be wearing pretty skirts?
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 500 501 [502] 503 504 ... 510