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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1034969 times)

Mesa

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7155 on: October 29, 2013, 01:39:33 pm »

From a rather shady topic in a thread in the off-topic section back into Dwarf Fortress development cycle.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7156 on: October 29, 2013, 02:18:55 pm »

That is very Cuil-esque.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7157 on: October 29, 2013, 02:57:16 pm »

The highlight of today's Russian class was a girl asking if our homework counts for a grade. In late October, two months into classes. No, of course not, our professor just marks twenty-something students' shitty workbook assignments for the hell of it...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7158 on: October 29, 2013, 03:29:36 pm »

Have them do the poem generator.
Easy enough. Any computer with a dictionary can create dadaist poetry.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7159 on: October 29, 2013, 04:02:47 pm »

Today, one of my classes had us present various projects based around the concept of a Perfect School.
Everyone's seemed fine, except for one that a friend of mine was with. Apparently, his group had decided by majority rules, and were made up of some of the more idiotic people in the school. Which is to say, the kind who adore rappers, and consider themselves gangsta'.

It went as bad as that sounds. Their school's name, "Biggie Smallsville High." That was already a bad sign. Then, as it went on, their school seemed more and more stupid, such as including for sports a 'Twerk Team'.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7160 on: October 29, 2013, 04:05:12 pm »

That's hilarious. That's a funny joke.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7161 on: October 29, 2013, 04:20:47 pm »

I support your gangsta' schoolmates in their bitchin' school.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7162 on: October 29, 2013, 06:50:37 pm »

The name is pretty good. The rest... not so much.
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« Reply #7163 on: October 29, 2013, 07:10:55 pm »

As an admirer of the notorious B.I.G I would send my children to said high school gladly. I don't like the sound of the Twerk Team but if the school could prepare children adequately for the thug life that lies ahead of them then that's all that matters.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7164 on: October 29, 2013, 07:13:47 pm »

Now I'm disappointed that there (probably) isn't a Biggie Smallsville anywhere.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7165 on: October 30, 2013, 12:26:30 am »

I would love to say I went to Biggie Smallsville High. That's the best school name ever. What would the mascot be though?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7166 on: October 30, 2013, 12:29:01 am »

I would love to say I went to Biggie Smallsville High. That's the best school name ever. What would the mascot be though?

Superman?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7167 on: October 30, 2013, 03:43:41 am »

I would love to say I went to Biggie Smallsville High. That's the best school name ever. What would the mascot be though?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7168 on: October 30, 2013, 03:54:18 am »

A gun, with its muzzle poking through a donut.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7169 on: October 30, 2013, 11:00:57 am »

There's this handmade homecoming poster on campus that goes, "Forget impossible, be possible," and has a picture of Superman on it.

I'm rather at a loss for how one is to interpret it. Be superman? Don't be superman? As being is possible, just be? Superman is possible? Forget superman?

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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.
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