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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1047881 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7140 on: October 28, 2013, 12:02:06 am »

That's basically how I feel about all conservatives. Especially the more extreme ones, but even the more moderate ones, feels like they're adding 2 + 2 and getting Banana.

I've gone over it before, about "Person doesn't want A, but rails against B, which is one of the only things that would lower A. Or worse, advocates C, which would make A worse!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7141 on: October 28, 2013, 12:08:02 am »

This is relevant, was always relevant, and shall forever be, relevant.

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« Reply #7142 on: October 28, 2013, 12:19:11 am »

So, the thing is, they typically hate B, and have rationalized that it's because B causes A. A tends to be something tangential that they feel like everyone can agree is wrong, which makes it a good support in their eyes. For instance, they feel a gut dislike for homosexuality, and they hear or read about homosexual acts of pedophilia, and decide that they probably hate homosexuality because it "leads to pedophilia". But if you talk about a complete lack of evidence for that, or evidence that clearly refutes the idea, you're clearly "defending pedophiles", because you're defending homosexuals.

It doesn't matter what the facts say, they already know the truth. If you're arguing against it, you're just being intellectually dishonest so you don't have to confront your own hypocrisy, at least as far as they're concerned. It's never really about A.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7143 on: October 28, 2013, 12:21:08 am »

I feel like going to sites like FSTDT is kinda not in the spirit of this thread. A site full of cherry picked stupid ass quotes is of course going to have some amazingly stupid shit. On the other hand, stumbling upon some next-level retardation shit on 4chan or tumblr is amusing, because there's so much that's only kinda retarded around it to hide it.
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« Reply #7144 on: October 28, 2013, 03:57:56 am »

I kinda went tumblr digging to find something for the thread.I'm not going to post examples but my faith in humanity is surviving by licking the moisture collecting on the surface of my idealism.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7145 on: October 28, 2013, 07:38:42 pm »

This is relevant, was always relevant, and shall forever be, relevant.

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Oh, man... this is about how sane, informed, and intelligent most people sound when they talk about politics, regardless of their position -- even ones I agree with.  But I imagine just about anyone would say the same.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7146 on: October 29, 2013, 08:17:18 am »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7147 on: October 29, 2013, 08:18:21 am »

Search bubble.

I merely get some Wikipedia articles, so it's just your own searches getting bounced back at you.
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« Reply #7148 on: October 29, 2013, 11:11:55 am »

So, I was checking to see if Simcity 5 is cracked yet (it is. It probably was a while ago but I stopped counting after a couple of days), and one video... well, I'll quote the description.

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Yeah...
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« Reply #7149 on: October 29, 2013, 11:15:46 am »

So, I was checking to see if Simcity 5 is cracked yet (it is. It probably was a while ago but I stopped counting after a couple of days), and one video... well, I'll quote the description.

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Yeah...
Something tells me that's not the crack you're looking for. I'm not sure what.  :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7150 on: October 29, 2013, 11:20:49 am »

I kinda want to see this video now.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7151 on: October 29, 2013, 11:42:10 am »

I don't think I can single out one spectacular line from the rest.  Everything from "About it" down is just beautiful. 

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« Reply #7152 on: October 29, 2013, 11:51:00 am »

I don't think I can single out one spectacular line from the rest.  Everything from "About it" down is just beautiful.

in the name of fuck there's been an automated essay writing site that literally threw a wikipedia article at your screen piece by piece and this is just a few topics bashed together with a few keywords changed in the middle

it is marvelous and i need a source
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7153 on: October 29, 2013, 01:29:20 pm »

So they don't host pirated games, they host a procedural essay-writing program?

Toady needs to hire these guys.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7154 on: October 29, 2013, 01:30:38 pm »

Have them do the poem generator.
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