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[Helgoland]

If we're all mantisses, could it be that this is just Toady ensuring a... steady supply of delicious crunchymeat?

[Graknorke]

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka

It is stupid so why do I like it so much?

[Putnam]

swer on me mum

[Parsely]

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka

It is stupid so why do I like it so much?

oy fokker ill bludy crak yer eds mete. on yer bike yew fokkin dozy wanka.

[Xantalos]

...
waaaaaaaagh

[Parsely]

shut up you wanka. naught enuf stabby bits on this ere forum. not red enuf eiver

[Octobomb]

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

FTFY. In the name of Xantalos GORK AND MORK get dem headz krumpin boyz!

[Eotyrannus]

krump krump krump

[Parsely]

I wonder if Orks ever put a donk on it.

[Flying Dice]

I wonder if Orks ever put a donk on it.

The Orkz put every bangin' donk on it.

[Descan]

And now chavs are Orkz. THANKS OBAMA.

[Flying Dice]

Turns out chavs are also 2d spessmens. CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.

[Owlbread]

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka

It is stupid so why do I like it so much?

oy fokker ill bludy crak yer eds mete. on yer bike yew fokkin dozy wanka.

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Aye thatll be right!!! See you wee man ah wis like that, pure mad hingin oot the back ae yer maw pure laughin ma heid aff ye fuckin bam hahahahahaha she wis fuckin lovin it mate dirty cow see Jock Boyd fae the scheme he's ma fuckin uncle an hes gonnae shoot yer cat, yer dug and rip yer fuckin jaw ya bastard hahahahahaha dont gie us any ae yer shite mate fuckin walk on home ye fuckin numpty

any ae youse catch the game the other night aye guid rangers/celtic man top quality

I don't think I'm derailing the thread by posting that, seeing as I do hear/see such things regularly and consider them to be very silly indeed.

[frostshotgg]

It's a pisstake of the 'WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME BITCH!? I HAVE OVER 300 KILLS...' comment that people trying (and failing) to be funny/intimidating use.

You mean the navy seal copypasta. And that's kinda the point of copypasta. See also: Hey faggots my name's John...

[Karlito]

I got "I don't need to get a flu shot because I take lots of vitamin C supplements", "mermaids are real because I saw it on the Discovery Channel", and several other stupids from various coworkers today. I blame whoever turned on History Channel in the break room.