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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1043476 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5055 on: May 23, 2013, 12:55:19 pm »

Spoiler: Oh Omegle (click to show/hide)
ah the pinnacle of human human communication.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5056 on: May 23, 2013, 01:12:42 pm »

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For some reason, this makes me giggle a LOT.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5057 on: May 23, 2013, 07:31:01 pm »

Whoah, that's deep, man.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5058 on: May 24, 2013, 07:54:19 pm »

Whoah, that's deep, man.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5059 on: May 31, 2013, 05:38:29 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5060 on: June 03, 2013, 10:17:55 am »

"Why aren't you going to the 8th grade celebration?" X over 9000
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5061 on: June 03, 2013, 10:24:28 am »

"Why aren't you going to the 8th grade celebration?" X over 9000
"Why aren't you going to the Year 12 Formal?"
SO MANY FUCKING TIMES.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5062 on: June 03, 2013, 10:33:45 am »

Some guys sat behind me on the bus today had either a shitty sense of humour or were utter morons. I head things such as:
"For that party we need subwoofers, bass drops, dubstep, American Cream Soda..." "You forgot booze" "Yeah man we need a load of booze"
"If I saw you dressed like that I'd knock you down through the door and tell you to put something else on before I rag you" "Yeah just pull her panties down there you get me?"
"That cafe's always filled with cops. Fucking full of snitches there."

I can't tell if they were joking or serious, since they kept it up the entire journey. Then again they were speaking in the sort of voice I would use when making fun of statements like that. But the reason that voice is used is because people who take that stuff seriously presumably speak like that.
I reckon they were just imbeciles.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5063 on: June 03, 2013, 07:36:53 pm »

I saw those two Omegle things up there, and couldn't help myself.
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I wanted one of them to say "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" But instead I got something slightly more funny.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5064 on: June 03, 2013, 07:59:44 pm »

Stranger 2 is the best person I have ever seen on Omegle.
I'm not even kidding.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5065 on: June 03, 2013, 08:34:39 pm »

The trick to seeing  good people on Omegle is to ask questions that are not asking for information or anything, but an actual conversation prompt. Something like "Stranger 1 is deeply in love with Stranger 2. Stranger 2 isn't sure how s/he feels about Stranger 1."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5066 on: June 03, 2013, 08:37:35 pm »

The problem is, neither stranger knows which is stranger one and which is stranger 2.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5067 on: June 03, 2013, 08:39:11 pm »

All the better, Scel. All the better.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5068 on: June 03, 2013, 09:10:48 pm »

That's 90% of the fun.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5069 on: June 06, 2013, 04:48:50 am »

Person 1: This government makes us racist.
Person 2: Oh aye. Too true.
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