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[Flying Dice]

Here's a self-post: apparently, when under the influence of alcohol in a foreign country and asked to talk about my country, my usual bleeding-heart self starts only half-ironically spouting Tea Party talking points and waxing poetic about Ronald Reagan.

You were just keeping up appearances for all those foreigners.

[Loud Whispers]

Ah facebook...
Angsty Emo guy: Death won't accept my challenge, heaven shuns my bad mouth, limbo is full, and soven guard dosent require me, so this is were I stay
Some girl: And wheres that
Guy: Were we are of course
Girl: Earth
Girl: R u now athest

Truly intellectualism!

Choppy grammar aside it was rather snappy. Probably doesn't belong in the stupid thread.

[Graknorke]

Ah facebook...
Angsty Emo guy: Death won't accept my challenge, heaven shuns my bad mouth, limbo is full, and soven guard dosent require me, so this is were I stay
Some girl: And wheres that
Guy: Were we are of course
Girl: Earth
Girl: R u now athest

Truly intellectualism!

There's always room in Sovngarde for valiant warriors.
Sounds like he's just bitter over having not killed enough people.

[Descan]

I unno. Wrong topic.

[FearfulJesuit]

Here's a self-post: apparently, when under the influence of alcohol in a foreign country and asked to talk about my country, my usual bleeding-heart self starts only half-ironically spouting Tea Party talking points and waxing poetic about Ronald Reagan.

You were just keeping up appearances for all those foreigners.

Those damn commies will never, I hope, forget the moment they were enlightened by a guy in a bowler hat holding a styrofoam cup of Cabernet Sauvignon and proclaiming, in his loudest voice, "GOD BLESH THE SHECOND AMENDMENT!"

[Mr Space Cat]

Ah facebook...
Angsty Emo guy: Death won't accept my challenge, heaven shuns my bad mouth, limbo is full, and soven guard dosent require me, so this is were I stay
Some girl: And wheres that
Guy: Were we are of course
Girl: Earth
Girl: R u now athest

Truly intellectualism!

I dun get it. Why post stuff like wangsty poetic-emo stuff on sites like facebook? Why do anything on facebook? Isn't that just the place to make your life look so much better than it actually is? Why do people post really long political rants or cry about how much they hate themself in indecipherable semi-poetic yet "poorely grammared" "status updates?"

Of course, then I apply those same questions to Bay12, and it seems to answer itself. Now the question is why do that with peoples you know in Meat Space? Maybe I don't get being social.

Also, emo guy is trrbl at spelling. Lrn2NorseLanguage, it's Sovngarde, which doesn't exist at all, but is based on Valhalla. Saying that you won't go to Sovngarde when you die is like saying you won't meet the Mario bros when you die.

This whole post is stupid, in retrospect. There's my contribution to the thread.

a guy in a bowler hat holding a styrofoam cup of Cabernet Sauvignon and proclaiming, in his loudest voice, "GOD BLESH THE SHECOND AMENDMENT!"

Bowler hat? That's insta-class right there.

[Loud Whispers]

Here's a self-post: apparently, when under the influence of alcohol in a foreign country and asked to talk about my country, my usual bleeding-heart self starts only half-ironically spouting Tea Party talking points and waxing poetic about Ronald Reagan.

You were just keeping up appearances for all those foreigners.

Those damn commies will never, I hope, forget the moment they were enlightened by a guy in a bowler hat holding a styrofoam cup of Cabernet Sauvignon and proclaiming, in his loudest voice, "GOD BLESH THE SHECOND AMENDMENT!"

Bowler hat is 2British4u. You'd want a Stetson, filled with random dollar notes that you keep trying to pay the locals with.

[Akura]

Now if she didn't buy the router and just thought her computer would work without internet.

That would be pretty funny.

You would not believe how often I see this.

Furthermore, you would not believe the frequency I hear the sentence: "Whaddya mean I have to plug in the desktop? You just said it was wireless!"

Stuff like this, and stuff like this, pretty much reinforces the idea that there should be a license required to operate a computer.

[Flying Dice]

Here's a self-post: apparently, when under the influence of alcohol in a foreign country and asked to talk about my country, my usual bleeding-heart self starts only half-ironically spouting Tea Party talking points and waxing poetic about Ronald Reagan.

You were just keeping up appearances for all those foreigners.

Those damn commies will never, I hope, forget the moment they were enlightened by a guy in a bowler hat holding a styrofoam cup of Cabernet Sauvignon and proclaiming, in his loudest voice, "GOD BLESH THE SHECOND AMENDMENT!"

Bowler hat is 2British4u. You'd want a Stetson, filled with random dollar notes that you keep trying to pay the locals with.

The temptation to post a mfw British slang greentext is overwhelming.

It's also the stupidest thing I've thought all day, so all I need to do is say it out loud and it fits. 

[frostshotgg]

I was thinking more of the one with British people breaking everything because they have to count the number of bongs on their fingers.

[Devling]

A rather dumb girl at school wondered where glue came from (Her guess was from tape)
and I said that glue was made from horse hooves.

"So, you're saying that if I get a horse hoof and put it on this paper it'll stick?"

Why does this remind me of the argument against evolution that goes, "I haven't seen a dog give birth to a cat."?

[SoHowAreYou]

A rather dumb girl at school wondered where glue came from (Her guess was from tape)
and I said that glue was made from horse hooves.

"So, you're saying that if I get a horse hoof and put it on this paper it'll stick?"

Why does this remind me of the argument against evolution that goes, "I haven't seen a dog give birth to a cat."?

Probably because your sense of logic is better than a creationists

[Flying Dice]

A rather dumb girl at school wondered where glue came from (Her guess was from tape)
and I said that glue was made from horse hooves.

"So, you're saying that if I get a horse hoof and put it on this paper it'll stick?"

Why does this remind me of the argument against evolution that goes, "I haven't seen a dog give birth to a cat."?

Next time you see her, ask her to fold a block of wood into a paper airplane.

[Mech#4]

A rather dumb girl at school wondered where glue came from (Her guess was from tape)
and I said that glue was made from horse hooves.

"So, you're saying that if I get a horse hoof and put it on this paper it'll stick?"

Why does this remind me of the argument against evolution that goes, "I haven't seen a dog give birth to a cat."?

Next time you see her, ask her to fold a block of wood into a paper airplane.

Does this mean that horses can walk up walls?

[Loud Whispers]

A rather dumb girl at school wondered where glue came from (Her guess was from tape)
and I said that glue was made from horse hooves.

"So, you're saying that if I get a horse hoof and put it on this paper it'll stick?"

Why does this remind me of the argument against evolution that goes, "I haven't seen a dog give birth to a cat."?

Next time you see her, ask her to fold a block of wood into a paper airplane.

Does this mean that horses can walk up walls?

How else were the Mongolians successful at siegecraft?