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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1050172 times)

Darvi

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3210 on: December 13, 2012, 04:38:52 pm »
Gravity. Can't explain that!

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3211 on: December 13, 2012, 04:43:01 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:22:52 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 05:53:35 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2012, 11:59:58 am
Quote from: Darvi on December 11, 2012, 04:25:08 pm
Who's that guy again?
Bread comes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that!
Girl gets ring, girl runs off. You can't explain that!
CIA STILL WATCHING YOU. You can't explain that!

OXYGEN COMES IN, CARBON DIOXIDE COMES OUT. You can't explain that!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3212 on: December 13, 2012, 04:44:16 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 04:43:01 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:22:52 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 05:53:35 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2012, 11:59:58 am
Quote from: Darvi on December 11, 2012, 04:25:08 pm
Who's that guy again?
Bread comes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that!
Girl gets ring, girl runs off. You can't explain that!
CIA STILL WATCHING YOU. You can't explain that!

OXYGEN COMES IN, CARBON DIOXIDE COMES OUT. You can't explain that!

Ring falls into volcano, volcano erupts. You can't explain that!


Actually, it's because the po-
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3213 on: December 13, 2012, 04:44:54 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 04:43:01 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:22:52 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 05:53:35 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2012, 11:59:58 am
Quote from: Darvi on December 11, 2012, 04:25:08 pm
Who's that guy again?
Bread comes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that!
Girl gets ring, girl runs off. You can't explain that!
CIA STILL WATCHING YOU. You can't explain that!
OXYGEN COMES IN, CARBON DIOXIDE COMES OUT. You can't explain that!
PEOPLE WALK IN REVOLVING DOOR
PEOPLE NOT COME OUT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3214 on: December 13, 2012, 04:49:49 pm »
I think this pyramid is edging towards the danger zone.


Also this is what you made me think of, LW:

Da warbuggyz red an' it goez fasta. Yez can't explain that!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3215 on: December 13, 2012, 04:59:10 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:44:54 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 04:43:01 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:22:52 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 05:53:35 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2012, 11:59:58 am
Quote from: Darvi on December 11, 2012, 04:25:08 pm
Who's that guy again?
Bread comes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that!
Girl gets ring, girl runs off. You can't explain that!
CIA STILL WATCHING YOU. You can't explain that!
OXYGEN COMES IN, CARBON DIOXIDE COMES OUT. You can't explain that!
PEOPLE WALK IN REVOLVING DOOR
PEOPLE NOT COME OUT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
Knife goes in, blood goes out. You can no longer explain that!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3216 on: December 13, 2012, 04:59:31 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 13, 2012, 04:49:49 pm
I think this pyramid is edging towards the danger zone.


Also this is what you made me think of, LW:

Da warbuggyz red an' it goez fasta. Yez can't explain that!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Errrrrrrrrrr

what?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3217 on: December 13, 2012, 04:59:54 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 13, 2012, 04:49:49 pm
I think this pyramid is edging towards the danger zone.


Also this is what you made me think of, LW:

Da warbuggyz red an' it goez fasta. Yez can't explain that!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!

O'Reilly would make a good Space Ork, wouldn't he?

"Oi! Dem libruhls iz always messin' up da' boyz plans. Dey tink dey can kill Kriss-mas and stuff it up wif sum panzee "Happy Holidays" naff?? Snik doze stinkin' gits!!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3218 on: December 13, 2012, 05:02:07 pm »
my cousin refuses is scared of going to that weird fish place where fish eat your dead toe skin because she has a cut and thinks she might contract AIDS from it.

Amusingly, she's doing better at uni than i did.
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Quote from: Joben on August 05, 2012, 01:30:00 am
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I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3219 on: December 13, 2012, 05:07:09 pm »
Those fish eat blood by the way.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3220 on: December 13, 2012, 05:24:10 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 05:07:09 pm
Those fish eat blood by the way.

i very much doubt they will be able to have sexual intercourse in such a way to give her AIDS though.
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Quote from: Joben on August 05, 2012, 01:30:00 am
Dear Urist McStockpileDrone
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3221 on: December 13, 2012, 05:29:15 pm »
Quote from: Bigheaded on December 13, 2012, 05:24:10 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 05:07:09 pm
Those fish eat blood by the way.

i very much doubt they will be able to have sexual intercourse in such a way to give her AIDS though.
Hey, those fish are a pretty weird group. I'd watch out for your cousin if I were you, never know when those fish deviants are going to try to make a move on her.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3222 on: December 13, 2012, 06:36:31 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on December 13, 2012, 05:29:15 pm
Quote from: Bigheaded on December 13, 2012, 05:24:10 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 05:07:09 pm
Those fish eat blood by the way.

i very much doubt they will be able to have sexual intercourse in such a way to give her AIDS though.
Hey, those fish are a pretty weird group. I'd watch out for your cousin if I were you, never know when those fish deviants Deep Ones are going to try to make a move on her.
That is all.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3223 on: December 13, 2012, 06:42:12 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on December 13, 2012, 04:59:10 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:44:54 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 04:43:01 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2012, 04:22:52 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on December 13, 2012, 05:53:35 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2012, 11:59:58 am
Quote from: Darvi on December 11, 2012, 04:25:08 pm
Who's that guy again?
Bread comes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that!
Girl gets ring, girl runs off. You can't explain that!
CIA STILL WATCHING YOU. You can't explain that!
OXYGEN COMES IN, CARBON DIOXIDE COMES OUT. You can't explain that!
PEOPLE WALK IN REVOLVING DOOR
PEOPLE NOT COME OUT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
Knife goes in, blood goes out. You can no longer explain that!

Guy makes funny Bill O'Rly joke, everyone bandwagons, quote pyramid forms. Can't explain that!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3224 on: December 13, 2012, 06:43:46 pm »
Oh my gog. I don't think I'll ever be able to think about him any more without thinking "Bill Orly".  :P
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