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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #270 on: August 09, 2012, 05:03:34 am »

To *slightly* rerail the topic, my classmates think I'm a terrorist for running a memory test on one of the school computers.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #271 on: August 09, 2012, 01:55:41 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #272 on: August 09, 2012, 02:09:13 pm »

I was tempted to respond with, "Well, you're the only one out of about 3000 people who seems to have been caught unawares, so I'd say it was sufficient."

But I'd like to keep my job for the remaining few months.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #273 on: August 09, 2012, 02:19:16 pm »

Users: Dope springs eternal.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #275 on: August 09, 2012, 03:24:58 pm »

I've seen the rainbow thing before, but I just noticed that she insinuated that rainbows are in outer space. *nyan*
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #276 on: August 09, 2012, 03:26:23 pm »

It's the "metal oxide salts" and "government's relentless thirst for energy sources" that really gets me.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #277 on: August 09, 2012, 03:26:53 pm »

Rainbows from water sprinklers? Must be a conspiracy.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #278 on: August 09, 2012, 03:27:10 pm »

"You didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!"
I'm assuming this is the infamous quote from the president.
The one that I believe was taken out of context, in that he was referring to public works such as roads and sewers.

While if you read the original full quote it's clear that he meant roads, bridges and internet, his speech writer should take the rap for poor choice of word order, making it easy to take out of context.

I thought so too, until I looked at it in context. Not just the "roads and bridges" but the WHOLE speech. He dismisses alternate explanations "You think it's because you're smart! Well, there's a lot of smart people!" he also takes away hard worker as a justification. Therefore, if it had nothing to do with my work or my intelligence, "Somebody else made that happen!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #279 on: August 09, 2012, 03:28:40 pm »

"This didn't happen 20 years ago, we all know that..."

Well of course! The gurverment ajensees hadn't invented color yet! Yes, that's the truth! There never were any black and white cameras, THE WORLD WAS BLACK AND WHITE!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #280 on: August 09, 2012, 03:34:56 pm »

"You didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!"
I'm assuming this is the infamous quote from the president.
The one that I believe was taken out of context, in that he was referring to public works such as roads and sewers.

While if you read the original full quote it's clear that he meant roads, bridges and internet, his speech writer should take the rap for poor choice of word order, making it easy to take out of context.

I thought so too, until I looked at it in context. Not just the "roads and bridges" but the WHOLE speech. He dismisses alternate explanations "You think it's because you're smart! Well, there's a lot of smart people!" he also takes away hard worker as a justification. Therefore, if it had nothing to do with my work or my intelligence, "Somebody else made that happen!"

How the hell do you come to that conclusion from the speech?

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    There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me, because they want to give something back.  They know they didn’t -look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own.  You didn’t get there on your own.  I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart.  There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.  Let me tell you something – there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.

    If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help.  There was a great teacher somewhere in your life.  Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive.  Somebody invested in roads and bridges.  If you’ve got a business. you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.  The Internet didn’t get invented on its own.  Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.

    The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.  There are some things, just like fighting fires, we don’t do on our own.  I mean, imagine if everybody had their own fire service.  That would be a hard way to organize fighting fires.


He simply states that we don't do everything on our own, and that government plays a key role constructing things that allow a business to succeed.  Nowhere does he say that initiative and hard work don't do anything.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #281 on: August 09, 2012, 03:41:11 pm »

Weren't we supposed to keep politics out of this thread?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #282 on: August 09, 2012, 04:07:29 pm »

I bet that her Sprinkler is now made in China instead of the US like they used to be.

Probable explanation is that newer sprinklers have finer holes, for more of a mist than spatter.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #283 on: August 09, 2012, 04:11:41 pm »

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There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me, because they want to give something back.  They know they didn’t -look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own.  You didn’t get there on your own.  I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart.  There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.  Let me tell you something – there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.


Regardless, he said that. If it has nothing to do with my own merits, then the fact I succeed and someone else doesn't has nothing to do with me. Therefore,  "somebody else, made that happen!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #284 on: August 09, 2012, 04:24:02 pm »

Nooo... he was just saying it wasn't you alone. Not just your virtues that decide your success. There are people as smart, as hardworking, and possessing just as much initiatie and vigor as you are, who are not as successful as you are. The difference isn't you, but rather who and what supported you -- that, as much as (if not more than) your own virtues decides your success.

Certainly, if you weren't intelligent and hard working, you wouldn't be able to take advantage of those aids given to you to the degree someone intelligent and hard working could. But similarly... if the opportunities had never been given to you, it wouldn't matter how hard working or intelligent you are. To that extent, yes. Someone else made that happen. It couldn't have happened without you, though.
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