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[Reelya]

I know it's old by I just came across Bill O'Reilly using "tides come in, tides go out" as an example of something science cannot explain ... therefore God.

[Valid_Dark]

I lol'd

[MaximumZero]

Link to Neil deGrasse Tyson incoming?

So, here.

[MrWillsauce]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

[bombzero]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

Next time people talk about the whole "2012 end of the world" thing, ask them one question.

"Do you panic on December 31st of every fucking year?" because that's kinda the end of the calender too...
The Mayans just liked planning ahead further with their dates, on account of not having a "fixed" system.

[MaximumZero]

"OH CRAP WE'RE OUT OF LITTLE BOXES ON THE CALENDAR THE WORLD IS DOOMED!"

[MrWillsauce]

This looks like a job for The Doctor.

[Sirus]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

Next time people talk about the whole "2012 end of the world" thing, ask them one question.

"Do you panic on December 31st of every fucking year?" because that's kinda the end of the calender too...
The Mayans just liked planning ahead further with their dates, on account of not having a "fixed" system.

To be fair, they do PARTY at the end of every year. Maybe some of that is a subconscious fear of the world ending.

[MrWillsauce]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

Next time people talk about the whole "2012 end of the world" thing, ask them one question.

"Do you panic on December 31st of every fucking year?" because that's kinda the end of the calender too...
The Mayans just liked planning ahead further with their dates, on account of not having a "fixed" system.

To be fair, they do PARTY at the end of every year. Maybe some of that is a subconscious fear of the world ending.

Maybe birthday parties are just an expression of our subconscious fear of our lives ending.

[Sirus]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

Next time people talk about the whole "2012 end of the world" thing, ask them one question.

"Do you panic on December 31st of every fucking year?" because that's kinda the end of the calender too...
The Mayans just liked planning ahead further with their dates, on account of not having a "fixed" system.

To be fair, they do PARTY at the end of every year. Maybe some of that is a subconscious fear of the world ending.

Maybe birthday parties are just an expression of our subconscious fear of our lives ending.

And Halloween parties are an expression of our subconscious fear of things that go bump in the night.

[MaximumZero]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

Next time people talk about the whole "2012 end of the world" thing, ask them one question.

"Do you panic on December 31st of every fucking year?" because that's kinda the end of the calender too...
The Mayans just liked planning ahead further with their dates, on account of not having a "fixed" system.

To be fair, they do PARTY at the end of every year. Maybe some of that is a subconscious fear of the world ending.

Maybe birthday parties are just an expression of our subconscious fear of our lives ending.

And Halloween parties are an expression of our subconscious fear of things that go bump in the night.

I thought it was an excuse to dress like sluts and act like we're creative?

[Sirus]

These two girls in my history class were arguing over whether the Mayan calendar was supposed to end on the 21st or 23rd of December, this year. This was brought about by some mention of it in a poorly-made History Channel type video. Anyway, one of them said "I know the world is supposed end on the 23rd because that's what I heard, and that's my mom's birthday". Apparently this was convincing enough evidence for the other girl. They then proceeded to talk about how they were going to attend parties and stuff right before those days. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and assumed they just wanted an excuse to party; I hope they don't actually buy into any of this stupid mass-hysteria.

Next time people talk about the whole "2012 end of the world" thing, ask them one question.

"Do you panic on December 31st of every fucking year?" because that's kinda the end of the calender too...
The Mayans just liked planning ahead further with their dates, on account of not having a "fixed" system.

To be fair, they do PARTY at the end of every year. Maybe some of that is a subconscious fear of the world ending.

Maybe birthday parties are just an expression of our subconscious fear of our lives ending.

And Halloween parties are an expression of our subconscious fear of things that go bump in the night.

I thought it was an excuse to dress like sluts and act like we're creative?

Not everyone dresses up like sluts, you know
I will concede the creativity part.

[MrWillsauce]

And Saint Patrick's day expresses our fear that we might have to be sober some day. And Christmas expresses our Universal fear of some day never having our homes broken into by jolly dwarves.

[Flying Dice]

And for those of us in the States, Independence Day expresses our fear that we might some day not be able to blow stuff up and shoot guns into the air while eating poorly cooked meat.

[TheBronzePickle]

Veteran's Day expresses our fear that one day someone might actually not be willing to get themself shot in our name.