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[Sirus]

You fix it like Frumple knows or cares what's in hotdogs. Hotdog is an omnimeat, all meats and no meats at the same time. It can be both kosher and not kosher simultaneously, because the hotdog exists in a state of quantum meat flux.

Schrodinger's catdog

Gah. Ninja'd my joke

[Lord Inquisitor]

Hopy shot it does exist! http://growandbeholdblog.wordpress.com/2011/10/23/beef-bacon-yes-please/

dont have the religion/magic/hippy/moralist thing with meat. A new form of bacon has been disclosed to me. New knowledge is great esp in the form of Rashers!

[Kamin]

"Do you think vampires can get HIV? I bet they could. Then they wouldn't be immortal anymore."

[kaijyuu]

Depends if their magical immunity includes viruses, I suppose. If it doesn't, they suddenly become more susceptible to other viruses like the common cold, which probably still won't kill them but at least they'd get the sniffles.

[Flying Dice]

Yep. Depends on what flavor of immortality your system is rolling with. Any decent immortality package deal will include immunity to all viral and bacteriological threats, alongside immunity to most/all diseases, poisons, toxins, venoms, etc.

[Hanslanda]

Yep. Depends on what flavor of immortality your system is rolling with. Any decent immortality package deal will include immunity to all viral and bacteriological threats, alongside immunity to most/all diseases, poisons, toxins, venoms, etc.

Cuz not including those things really sucks ass when you can't die.

[Flying Dice]

Yep. Depends on what flavor of immortality your system is rolling with. Any decent immortality package deal will include immunity to all viral and bacteriological threats, alongside immunity to most/all diseases, poisons, toxins, venoms, etc.

Cuz not including those things really sucks ass when you can't die.

Same deal with the trick-immortality where you aren't physically age-frozen or capable of age-control. Fine print is important with these things.

[Bdthemag]

The worst kind of immortality is the kind where your body doesn't age, but your mind does. So you'll keep living, but if you exceed your mental capacities you'll forget things very often and basically be an extremely old and senile man.

[Hanslanda]

The worst kind of immortality is the kind where your body doesn't age, but your mind does. So you'll keep living, but if you exceed your mental capacities you'll forget things very often and basically be an extremely old and senile man.

Who blinks and fifty million years have passed. One sec, let me find the Cracked.com article.

[Flying Dice]

Of course if that's all you have to worry about, you can make a decent stab at extending your memory with implants and so on. Or keep extensive notes. Either way, it's still better than being completely aware but trapped in a decaying, physically broken body.

[Xantalos]

I'm pretty sure this counts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29lmR_357rA  It is a betrayal of Mr Rogers by none other than FOX news. HOW COULD THEY?! I thought that Even Evil Has Standards (no tvtropes)

[Sirus]

I'm pretty sure this counts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29lmR_357rA 

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[Kamin]

This. Holy God I hate people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njtjKYgS49s&feature=player_embedded

[Frumple]

Maybe... maybe a little explaination? Some of us flatly refuse to follow unexplained YouTube links... and don't have sound, anyway.

[Sirus]

Frumple: The first one is a FOX News report claiming that Mr Rogers was evil and created a generation of entitled kids...or something.

The second one is some sort of "reality TV" commercial that looks like every bad stereotype about the United States personified.