We start this update off with the founding of another city. Apparently the Hunnic settler got tired of running away.
That just means we've got two small cities to destroy. Easy enough.
So how ab- HOLY SHIT THAT IS ALOT OF CROCODILES
Uh, so anyway, since we're going to crush the Huns pretty soon, I've decided to switch the efforts of the Neanderthal Security Agency towards Brazil.
Alright, we've got a bunch of soldiers near Tlacopan, let's destroy it.
Well, they can't all be winners.Still, the outcome was never in doubt. The Cherokee are the founders of Christianity. Now, thanks to our scouts, we know what the hell they were smoking when they came up with it.
Alright, let's not waste anymore time. Time to kill some Huns.
The odds here are quite different from those at Veliki Preslav.Is this what beating up a wheelchair-bound cripple feels like? I wouldn't know, we haven't invented the wheel yet.As the only named soldier in the army, I decide to let MaximumZero finish them off.Another city down. We're at the home stretch now. In unrelated news, the Aztecs have pack llamas. They're upgraded workers - we could probably upgrade our workers too, if we had llamas, donkeys or elephants.
Oh no. Oh nooooo.
6367 BC nevar 5get ;_;7 Meanwhile, the Navajo and the Maori continue fighting.
And MaximumZero levels up. I feel there is only one possible pick.
We've got booze!
Also I've built a galley in Persepolis to deal with the pesky barbarian canoe hanging about.
Looks like the Maori just destroyed Nambé.
Anyway, since I have troops in the area, I might as well revisit an old foe.
A map. That's just bloody typical Oh! Look what our scout just spotted! Another Aztec city. Or the borders of one, at any rate.
Meanwhile, our soldiers near Sofia have healed up and are ready to assault it. There's only two units guarding it, so I have no worries.
Frankly, it's not like you haven't seen all this before.And then we burned down the to- wait, whoops.There we go. And at long last, we discover the art of digging up things that are buried under rocks instead of just dirt.
It lets us build a gold mine in our capital. Hooray.
However, more importantly, it allows this...
A long while ago, I was confused why I couldn't build Culture (Zapotec) in our capital despite having all the resources available. Turns out we still needed mining. So with that said, I think it's time to wrap this update up. First off, have a screenshot of the known world. It's big and full of labels. A far cry from back when we were stuck on a tiny cold swampy island.
So what will happen to our interpid band of murderhobos next? Will they take Szeged, or will disaster befall them? Find out in the next action-packed episode of Let's Play Civilization IV: Civilization2Cosmos!
Note: I'll be going to Sweden in a few hours and staying there for a week, so don't expect any updates before I get back. Once we crush the Huns once and for all I'll make a special status update post so you people can know what our situation is.