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[Il Palazzo]

Remember that idea some people had a couple dozens of generations ago? The one where you enslave other people? I think we've just found these other people.

[ansontan2000]

Fucking-Damn-DESTROY THEM! Veto on slavery, though, again.

[MonkeyHead]

We can not yet build more settlements. Therefore by taking this one we will have twice as many settlements and have a foothold for expansion across the waters. Win win.

[Boksi]

Alright, let's get started on another update. Dunno if it'll feature the destruction of the Celts or merely the buildup to it.

[Iituem]

Yeah, murder time!

[stabbymcstabstab]

Would it be wrong to enslave this Honest Abe person?

[kaian-a-coel]

War? War!? War is hell. We should not step unto that viciou-- ZA WARUDO *grk*

Mudada. Kill them while they're weak.

Just lol.

Also I agree. Mudada![/glow]

*attempt to find good warcry picture*

...

GODDAMMIT google, why u no give the picture I want?
warcry = crapton of crappy rockbands
uruk hai warcry = pictures of arab-spring wars (including H. mubarak. WTF?)
barbarian warcry = 459 pages of diablo 3...

[Boksi]

We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.

These technical difficulties promise to be very delicious, but it is next to impossible to update while enjoying them, so they are technically difficulties. Thus I am not sure if I'll be able to update today; we'll see if I can.

[Glacies]

Totally calling the first ambusher, guys. I milked the viper, and now if I put his milk on a big tooth and stab animals with it it'll be like they've been bit by a viper. All we need is a Viper milker's hut and a pit for making more vipers grow. And then I could TOTALLY sneak up on celtic dudes and viper-bite them! If my survival chances are...er, eight stones out of ten stones or more stones. Otherwise I'll just spy on them and beat up animals?

Technique wise, it would be cool to camp an ambusher in the city radius of an enemy civ. When they leave a worker/gatherer undefended, pounce on them. Then disband all captured workers/gatherers cos' if you don't then next turn they'll send a unit in who will attack the ambusher and reclaim the workers. Also watch out for dogs. A lone dog probably can't damage you but if he spots you for a stack of axemen...

[MonkeyHead]

MonkeyHead Jr. will willingly strap a viper to each foot in an effort to stealthily approach the Celts through slithering, then try and kick them in the face to poision them.

[Karnewarrior]

If we march to war, troop buildup is a must, and exploration can wait.

What will be the negatives to conquering another tribe right now?

[Svampapa]

*attempt to find good warcry picture*

Show me your warface!

[MonkeyHead]

Cant Unsee....!

[Jacob/Lee]

Ah yes, I beat a giraffe to death with a likely dull stone axe and then get murdered by a hawk. I love it.

[Corai]

March to victory! Burn the celts!

No slavery though.