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[Professor Dimplescoops]

I finally got an elite character and legendary in 5 stats, took on a necro tower with 100+ zombies by myself, I feel invincible! But I know I am nothing close to that and I'm just waiting for that one angry Kobold recruit to bash my bones in with his tiny fists...

[brainfreez]

go and slaughter a town , then jump off a 5-z level cliff , find a waterfall , drop your shield and charge to a crossbow/bow man , find a wild strawberry , find a moon snail and bite it , kill the lord of your civilisation and steal his socks.

while everyone is sleeping steal their socks.
kill the lord with his socks .

[Professor Dimplescoops]

Lol I want to find a titan or beast worthy of fighting me, or find a cavern to clear out

[brainfreez]

kill a megabeast with your blood , start a family with kobolds , kidnap a goblin child , have divorce with your kobold husband , steal his socks , capture a moon snail and eat it alive .

bonus points if you capture a forgotten beast in the form of a towering leech with wings of skin and eat it alive.

[pisskop]

gen a pocket super evil world with oddles of megabeasts and 5 civs.  Give all ceatures of civs evil token.

[brainfreez]

get a coffin , fill it with socks from all your victims , use it as your bed , go to market and buy 5 earrings , drop your clothes and run around the market , find a cavy boar and let it bite you 6 times .

[brainfreez]

find a cave , drop all your clothes , leave only loincloth , return to town , wait until everyone is sleeping , steal their pants , return to your cave and store all the pants you got there .

[Replica]

I want whatever brainfreez is having.

[brainfreez]

jump in ocean , wrestle hammerhead sharks (to train wrestling) .

[brainfreez]

yes , yes you do !

[brainfreez]

hey !

[brainfreez]

find a rabbit man , and start making children , after few years you will have your personal rabbit man army.

[brainfreez]

help a turtle get back on his feet an he will give you 3 wishes , after the 3rd wish eat the turtle alive .

[Thecard]

I really, really want to spend a day inside your head.
On second thought, I like my sanity.

[Corai]

Find a clown tent and claim the weapon. Then use it to fight the forces beneath the earth.