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[Spinal_Taper]

"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

"I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."

[Xantalos]

"Really? Well, in that case I won't kill you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go be a spanner."
Clog up the bomb's inner workings with the Fabios corpses that never got disposed of.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

"I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."

"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?"

[misko27]

"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

"I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."

"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?"

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?

[Spinal_Taper]

"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

"I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."

"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?"

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?

"Well that wasn't very polite. Anyway, I did it because I like to peeve all of you. Haven't you noticed that?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

"I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."

"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?"

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?

"Well that wasn't very polite. Anyway, I did it because I like to peeve all of you. Haven't you noticed that?"

Not so much, I kept assuming you weren't trying.

[Spinal_Taper]

"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

"I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."

"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?"

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?

"Well that wasn't very polite. Anyway, I did it because I like to peeve all of you. Haven't you noticed that?"

Not so much, I kept assuming you weren't trying.

"Well, you know now."

[TCM]

Sigh.

Defeat the Boss, Morgan Freeman, or whoever the fuck is the bad guy(s) run now,

by turning into this.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sigh.

Defeat the Boss, Morgan Freeman, or whoever the fuck is the bad guy(s) run now,

by turning into this.

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I only watched 10 seconds or so of that, but it seems like that is very wrong and very ineffective at the same time...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

[Spinal_Taper]

"Why Morgan Freeman? Why did you do this?" HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY DRAG MORGAN FREEMAN GOD INTO ONE OF THEIR MASSIVE FURBIE SNU SNU PARTIES TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH.

"Why Morgan Freeman? Why did you do this?" HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY DRAG MORGAN FREEMAN GOD INTO ONE OF THEIR MASSIVE FURBIE SNU SNU PARTIES TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH.

Aid action.
Request that misko aid this action, too; he owes Dirg one.

PRAY TO MACHINE GOD, ASKING IT TO SMITE FREEMAN. SMITE HIM FROM EXISTENCE.

Holy shits. The game is almost won. Aid Dirg.
Claim all credits.

Sigh.

Defeat the Boss, Morgan Freeman, or whoever the fuck is the bad guy(s) run now,

by turning into this.

(5+Fuck all, just giving it a bigass bonus)
FOR ONCE, THE PLAYERS STAND UNITED IN ONE CAUSE. EXCEPT LORD SLOWPOKE. BUT XANTALOS IS COUNTERING HIM, SO I GUESS NEITHER OF THEM COUNT.

ANYWAY, THE BOSS LIES BEFORE THEM, DEFEATED BY THEIR STRENGTH UNITED.EACH OF THEM UTILIZING A DIFFERENT, BUT USUALLY QUITE DISTURBING METHOD OF ASSAULT, LAY THE FINAL SMACK-DOWN ONTO ONE OF TODAYS MOST CELEBRATED ACTORS, BEATING HIM DOWN INTO A MEATY PULP. THE BEATDOWN DOES NOT HALT THERE, HOWEVER. THEY START TURNING INTO VIDEOS AND SHIT, AND CONTINUE THEIR ASSAULT UPON WHAT USED TO BE AN AMERICAN POP CULTURE ICON. BEFORE LONG, THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE GOD (IN A MOVIE I SAW ONCE) IS A MUSH NO LONGER. HELL, HE EXISTS NO LONGER.

HEY GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BOMB THAT WAS LEFT CHARGING A FUCKTON OF TURNS AGO

I'M JUST GOING TO THROW IT AT THE UNIVERSE CORE

THROW BOMB AT UNIVERSE CORE

"Really? Well, in that case I won't kill you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go be a spanner."
Clog up the bomb's inner workings with the Fabios corpses that never got disposed of.

(1+1vs4+3) AS A FITTING ENDING FOR THIS ABOMINATION, THE MULTIVERSE IS DESTROYED BY A MASSIVE DETONATION.

ENDGAME BEGIN:
ONE TURN FOR OUTRO ACTIONS. RESOLVE YOUR "PLOT" HOOKS.

SWAGGOTS:

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Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)

Romantics:

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Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:

Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.

Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.

Paladins:

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Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:

So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?

Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.


We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.

This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.

Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!

Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.

Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)


Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.

STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.

His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.


Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.

TWOCS

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TWOCS THEME MUSIC[/b]
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LEADER/ ONLY PERSON: Lord Slowpoke +3

SO MY ALLY HAS LEFT ME. VERY WELL.


I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS


GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING

THE DRUNKEN FOOLS

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YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON


BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS

CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.


(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)

THE MODERATES:

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Leader: GreatWyrm +2

I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.


I am a Moderate.


I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.

Corai:

Join moderates.


"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."


Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.

MANLY MEN:

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XANTALOS: LEADER: +1

WOMANLY WOMEN:

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CORAI: LEADER: +1

ISOLATIONISTS:

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Vorthon:+2

WESTSEEIIDE!!:

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TCM:ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES:+3

DISCIPLES OF LOVE:

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CASSANDRA: +2

[Xantalos]

"Are they gone?
Good."
Xantalos drops his veil, revealing his true form.
"Next existence then, I guess."
With a click, you realize he was never there, but the world is gone after him. 

[misko27]

Everything is gone?

[Xantalos]

Everything is gone?

Game over.
By the way, I don't remember that bomb, Slowpoke. Where is it from?

[misko27]

"That served it's purpose." Misko looks around
 
"But now the all is dark! This particular realm has been exhausted. Tragic. Multi-verses never last though. Tut tut tut. Shame, was useful. Xantalos! No hard feelings...
 
Hehe, this isn't all of existance, and I see a bright future ahead for me." He effortlessly revives his wife "Hello dear. Sorry I had to do that. And all the bullshit about not being able to bring you back. Hehe, ridiculous. They believed it though. They will believe anything. " "They always do"
 
Misko leaves the void with his wife, stage right. he runs back suddenly. "No son, I didn't forget you." He recreates his son, and walks with him to the sound of his wife's voice. He turns around, and punts a soccerball at Dirg, knocking him over the head. "Thats for you! Fucker." He leaves.

[LordSlowpoke]

As existence began bursting into shreds, a vague, pinkish, long-tailed animal started forming from the debris...

I won, bitches.

and as soon as it formed, it disappeared, a smile of relief barely noticeable on its face before it left.

TWOCS: CLAIM MAD STREET CRED FOR COMPLETING OMNICIDE IN RECORD TIME

ASSEMBLE TOTALLY NOT BIASED LIST OF GM'S OPINIONS AS TO OVERALL GAMEPLAY