"EGAD!"
"Oh shut up."
USE CADETS AS HUMAN SHIELDS AND HUMAN SWORDS. KILL MORGAN FREEMAN. AID MISKO'S ACTION WITH MY HUMAN WEAPONRY AND ARMOR.
(5+1) YOU HELP OUT MISKO. WITH YOUR BODY. BY HELPING HIM CODE. WITH YOUR MOUTH. BY EXPLAINING SOME INTRICACIES HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
FFFFFUCK IT
AID BOSS
I COME IN TO STOP YOU! (6+3vs1+4) I RUN LIKE A BITCH! YOU GIVE HIM A +2 BONUS.
No, hack AI. Add Virus. GWG, help me. Add Aperture science-ism. Maybe a touch of Hal. And, God Complex. Give weapons. Make it hate Morgan Freeman with infinite rage.
Also Increase bonus.
(1+2+5vs1+4) THE BOSS IS THE AI. WITH IT CORRUPTED BY HIM SO ABSOLUTELY, IT BECOMES ONE AND THE SAME. AFTER BEING ENLIGHTENED OF THAT BY EXTREME FOURTH WALL BUSTING, YOU ASSAULT IT, ASSISTED BY YOUR ALLIES, ENEMIS, AND SOME RANDOM GUY, YOU PURIFY IT OF ITS TAINT, SENDING THE BOSS RECOILING FROM A GOOD FEW HUNDRED LIGHT YEARS AWAY. NOW SOMEONE HAS TO FOLLOW UP!
Aid misko's action.
Request Dirg to help. It would make the teamwork set complete!
(4+2+1+1) YOUR AID GIVES HIM A +5.
"Many thanks, hated enemy."
Consume the lichette and absorb her bonus.
Obliterate the final boss.
(1+1vs4+3)
"Christ, what is wrong with you?"
EXCRUTIATING PAIN AND THE LIKE.
JOIN GREATWYRMGOLD IN AIDING MISKO'S ACTIONS. HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY SWARM XANTALOS AND GET HIM AWAY FROM LICHETTE.
(1+2) YOU GENTLY STROKE GWG'S PROCESSOR, TRYING TO HELP HIM OUT.
SPAWN AND AID GWG'S ACTIONS. WE WILL WIN THIS YET.
((Yes, I know, barging in, but still. If I have no idea what's going on, I'll join a side until I do have an idea.))
(3) YOU HELP DIRG BY STROKING GWGS HEAT SINKS. THEY'RE AWFULLY LARGE. AND BLUE.
"̵͖͉̗͖̖̗̊͗͛ͭ̒̆̐̾̊͟͞Tͥͯͧͨ̋̎ͦ̏̚͠͏̴̨̨͉̥̣͎̠̱̥͔̪h̡̛̹̯̣̟͉͖͖̩͓̳͇̞̀̉̌ͧ̅̃͒͑ͮ̽͒͐͐̈ͤͪͦ̃͠e̶̢͕̫̺̭͙͍͚̻̳ͦ͛̍͛̅̋̀̾̐̀͗͊ͪͅ ̢̡̺̯͇̣̳̼̜̯͕̘̔ͨ̌̑͠Ũ̴͚̱̯̫̲͚͎̼͚̳̌̀̈͂͌̈́̋͞ͅn̨̛̞̥̙̯͔̜̳̯̫̜̯̳̯ͩ́̈ͯ̉̓ͤ̑̄̔̈́̋ͧ̕͡i͓̰͙͈͈͈̭͚̩̔ͥ̾̀̊ͦ̌̓̀͂͊̂̈͂́́̉̾̚͞v̵̛̠̝̠̜͉̖̰̬̣̯̯͓͔̙͈͚̘͖̌͗̓͟ḙ̸̳̻͎̫̯̗̝̠͍̙̺̈̋̐̓̿̓ͅŗ̲͚̼̣̻̠̺̣̰͔̲̫͙̯͕͈̹͇͒͆ͯ̒ͮ̈ͯ̊̇̅̄ͫͣͧͮ̉͋̚ş̴̟̠̮͙̝͉̟͓̦̓͒̐́ͬ̀͗̔̉̏̀͢e̴̻̱̻̦̹̭̮͈̳͚͖̻̖̰͙͎̼̾̊̌ͮͧ͊̾͑̃̔̇́ ̡̛̻͕̝͈̘̙͕ͭ͑̏̇͌̅͌̿̃ͫ̃̏̋̓̀̀̚w̢̛̗̹̹͚̗̞ͦ́́̃ͪͪ̄̄̄̚̚ị̛̬͕͍͇̪͕̽ͪ͗͐̂̍ͯ̅ͤͫ̂ͭ̋̽͛ͅͅl̖̩̥̦̘͍̙͖͈͔̠̞̥͈͖͈̭͑̂̈̇ͫͪ̅ͭ͌ͣ͋ͧ͑́̔́̚͡l̵̨̗͕̞̹̟̰̳͕͓̳̜̫̭̗̮ͩ͛͑͑̒̿ͯ̕ͅ ̷̹̥̤̳̙̪͙̊̎̍ͤ̐̎̀̕͡͞ͅr̛̈͗̀ͤ̋̋ͪ̓͋ͩ̋ͥ̄͗̅̾̀ͥ̀͟͞͏̫̮̖͈̩̲̦u̲͎̦̼̗͆̅ͥͪ͌̚̕͘͜ͅe̷̮͍̗̼͍̦͚̭̞̼̟͓̻͉̮͆͆̿ͯ̿̉̍̕͢͡ ̇͂ͯͣ̊͒ͭ̀ͣ͒̅ͥ̓̈́̓ͬ҉͕͔͓̰̞̦̥̳̝̰͓͍̻̰͝͠ͅt͓̺̗̹̾̊͋͊ͪ̍̽͡h̸̩͉̭̩͑̉̂̿̉̓̌̕͜͞ė̷̷͍̹̼̲̥̙̬̠̜͈͛̿͛̃̄ͧ͊̓̄ͩͣ̓͂̔̈́͗̔ͣ̕͠͝ͅ ̸̷̯̼̳̮̝͈͕͈͎̟̻̰̭̬̰̣̖̊̈̐͛ͨ̀͆̍̚ͅͅḑ̴̡̮̙͈̹͓̼͈̗͉̘̐̔̌̇̈́̌ͧ͌̐́̑͊̉̆ͧ͑ͤa̶̛͇͈͈̠͓͙͖̜̹̼̭̝͈͔͉̲ͮ̒̓͐̾̅̃̿͂͗͆̃̀͝ỳ̨̛̗̪̰̲̲̱͗ͫ̀̀̍̈͋̅ͤͨͥ̃ͮ̄̀͜ͅ ̷̲̺͔̩̰̫͚̞̟̫͖̞͈̮̪̙̽͐̉͆̽́̚͜͞m̸̡̝͙͓̫̞̪͖͇̼ͧͦ͛̒͊̌̀ͯͭ̋͐̓͜͠y̛̜̦̟̫̞̤̪̫̣̺̘ͯ̿̿̐̎ͬ͘͝ ̸̱̯̤͇̹̰̮̘̝̱̤̹̼̩̮̦̞̃ͤ̊̓ͮ̿͂̃̂̀̿̊̍ͥ̎̇̓ͨ́̚͘̕͟f̆ͫ̈́ͫ̇̈́̈́ͩͮ́ͯ͏̴͖̠̘̜͔̩̠̜̫̼̘̭̀ͅa͑ͧ͆͌̌͐̄̉̔̐ͩ͗ͩ̓̇̉҉̭͖̩͖͓̟̪̻͕̖͝c̶͎̣̟̝̯̞̰̱̯͉̠͚̠͖͚͓͊ͩ̀̔͆ͫ̋͌ͥ̍̕͡t̢̛͕̰̗̹͍̬̻̮̳̳͈̝̣̞̘̣̠̽̂͗ͧ̓̀ͧ̌͋̊̃ͣ͑ͣ̚ͅį̸̦̞͙̘͕͎̣͚̬͋̄͊̐̏̉ͤ̉ͫͦ̇̓ͫ͒͌ͤ͢͞ͅơ̡͔̥̞͈̥͎͔̬̙̗͇̹̐ͫͪ̂ͥͩ͜͜͠n̅ͪ̑̈́͆̽ͫ̾̃̈́ͪ͋ͧ̅̚҉̵̡̙̬̣̻̰̤̫̹͖̖̥̭̪͙͓̲̮͡ͅ ̵̧̙̻̣̰̏ͧ̇ͅỉ͒̓͌ͦͧ̒̅̽̾̑̉̔҉̧̠̬̭̭̤̬̘̲̱̟͓̣̜̜̭͎̠̰͘s̶̺̬̲͓͓̯͕̩̹̠͎̜͎͓̗̄̎ͧͬ͐́ ̡̧̻̝̺̲͍̬̝̺͍͎̩̹̘̈́̏ͫ̋̀̌̋̆̌̓͑̅ͪ͊ͯͩ̿͆́́́ḟ̶̨̠̖̩̰̫̹͇͔̣͕̹͚ͣ̀͗̆̒́͘͠o̸̧̪̭̜̹͎̞̥͕͎̙̰͚͖̭̰͇̩̪̩̒ͨͧ͒ͨ̉̃͘r̵̡̛̲̯̣̹̩̖̙̭̥͖ͥ̆̇̍͂ͬ̇̿ͯͩ̑̂̓ͮͫ͆̐̚͘͢m̜̤̣̮̠͕̭̰̱̫͔̐̎ͥ̒̍̋̆͝͞͠eͭ͐́̃̇̐̇͒̀̄̓̃͆ͬ͂̾̉̀́͏̠̫̘̣͚͔̖͕̙̟̪͎̰͈̫͙̕d̴̡̝̹͎͇̩̠̺͉̲̭̥̤͖̟͐̿ͨ̇̈̓ͫ̽̍̀͜͜͡!̸̎̈̍̊͋ͣ͜͏̙̬̝̟̲͈̪̗̥̱̘̮̭̀͡ ̧̨̣͓͔̟̬͇̞̻̯̤̇ͪ̽͗̃͛͊̾̆̅̊ͪ͝ͅÄ̠̟̙̳̗̥̱̗͖͚͕̯̗̟̰̋̾̓̂ͥ̽ͨ̎̎̇̿ͩ̈́ͪ̔̀͡ͅn̢̲̱̫͓̯͕̘̠̤̭̤͓͓̬̻̬͛̂̍ͤ̿̿̌̈͋̈͂̀͞ͅd̾̉̅͆͑̃̈́̀̔ͭͪͫ͒͋͏̡̞̦̮̖̩̼̺͢͝ ͭ̑ͫ̀ͥ̍̎͏͙̜̠̬͖͙̟͡͞ͅs̷̤̯͉͎̣̦̟͙̥͔̝̎̆̀͒́́ͪ̄̋̏́̚̕͟ö́̍ͨ̿ͦ̎̾ͬ̽̔̉ͥ́҉̜̱͓̫̺͔ ̷̛̤̣͔͙͚̙̖͇̤̘̞̰͓͓̼̯ͯ̍ͩ̈́̋͊͂ͬ̑͗͊̂ͮ͌ͫ̃̓̚͢͢͞ͅw̵̴̘̗̱͖̻̙̬͈͓̼̰͈̱͈̳̞̦͌̈́̓ͤ̈͛ͮͬ̽̐͂̀͑̈́̍̊̂ͩ̚̕ͅi̢̡̥͉̠͙͈̗̥̫̯͍͙͓̲̭̪̯ͦ͑̀̄̇ͥ̏̀͢͟ͅl̨̩̤̬̜̲͔̺͕͈͓͚̘͕͎̺ͭ͊̽ͤ͐ͤ̓͌ͨ̎͠͡ͅl̢̨̳̩̖̲͇̲͚̫̝͙͉̓̂̄ͦ̿̆̑̔ ̈́͋ͧ͂̄̎́̆̾͏̸͠҉̮̹̺̣̯͓̻͓͍̯͈t̢͒̉̈́ͩ҉̡̠̖͈͚͇̯̩̦̠̳͇̻̼ĥ̷̠̯̙̠̣͉͕̏ͯ̉ͮ̓̍ͥͬͨͯ̚͜e̠̤̤̟̥͔͎̎̎̐̿ͯ͋̓̋͋̂͗̇̆ͫ̐͘͜ ̛̛͔̞̖͍̳͍̳̥ͮ̅̈̈̀͊̎͘͘̕Ŗ̷͂ͫͣ̅҉̲̪̪̙̼̺̀a̘̺̪͓̺̦͖̜̾͊͐̂ͦͤ̀͢͜n̦̗̯̯͙͔͕ͥ͑̏̽̒ͬͬ̊̔͆̈́͛͑̃̇ͬ͆ͬ͜͞ḓ̷̢̣̱͙̩̥̗́͑ͬ͋ͥ͛ͤ̏ͮͫ͊ͫ̽͠o̴̷͔̥̮̫̜̗̬͇͍̜̱̼̤ͤͬ́ͤ̿̊̈͛ͦͨ̈͡ͅm̧̞̻̦͇̺͉̣̱̪͎͚̩̭̮͈̋ͤ̿̔́ͫ͒̄̃̀ ̥̺̻̰̩̞͈̫͕͖͔͔͐ͧ̃ͣ̈̍́͑̂̇ͥ̌͊͛̂̚͜͢͝ͅN̸̢̯̖͇̻̤͓̟̣͖̮͛͗̌̋̀̏͌͛̋͐̉̑͋̓̑̉͡ȕ̱̝̩͓ͤ̎͐ͬͯ͊̋ͪ̇͆ͮ̃ͥͩ̀̚͠m̷̧̻̮̣̳̲̫̫͉̙͙͈̂ͪ́̊̄͛ͯ̌ͣ̑͟ͅb̷̧̭̖̩͙͕̹͍͍́ͭ̿͋ͦ͑ͧ̒͐̎̂̊͗ͥ̄͘e̷ͯ̈̈ͮ͑͛ͫͬ̏ͩ̀҉̜̝͚̣͚͘ř̛̻̦̣̰̗̰͈̩͙͓̪̯̝͉̞͇̔̈̽̀̈͗̉̔ͮ͂̐́͟ ̸̶͔̜͖̦̳̼̥͕̠͓͈̗͊̏̎̅̍̌̅̑ͤ̒ͦ́̀̚͜͞G̡̪̲̖̮̳̞̭̦̫̹͎͙̣̲ͦ̂͆͆̉̈ͪ͗̓ͣ́͟o̶̷̧̨̱̦͈̩̙̤̼̫͎̟͖̩̱̮̤̐ͮͩ̓̄ͧͬ̈̒͡d̵͎̥̮̗̖͖̫̘̰̻̰͍̗̘̖̟̪̐̐̊ͩ͡!̴̶̦̮̩̺͉̟̥ͨ̽̿̌ͤͥ͞͞"̸̨̫̮̖̹̪̯̪̤̟́̆̉͗̃̐̓ͤ̅̐͐̑̀͠͡
>FORM VOID FACTION!
(3) YOU CREATE A MINOR POLITICAL PARTY IN THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA. REALLY IMPRESSIVE, WHEN YOU THINK OF HOW THEY TREAT OTHER PARTIES THERE.
THE MACHINE GOD'S CREED MUST SPREAD. FORCIBLY CONVERT ALL. THOSE WHO RESIST SHALL BE PUT TO THE SWORD. LIGHTSABER. SPINNY-BLADEY THING OF DOOM. WHATEVER'S THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE.
(3+2) YOU CONVERT THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE. IS THAT GOOD?
FUCK IT
GET EXTRA BONUS
SHOOT MORGAN FREEMAN IN HIS SELF
CAN'T ROLL FOR ANOTHER BONUS NOW. BUT, YOU DO SHOOT MORGAN FREEMAN.
(6+3vs1+4) MORGAN FALLS FROM HIS EVIL PERCH TO JUST IN FRONT OF YOU. TAKING A SINGLE STEP FORWARD, YOU SIZE UP WHO WAS ONCE THE MOST MIGHTY BEING IN THE UNIVERSE. SOME DEEP THOUGHTS COURSE THROUGH YOUR MIND, ONLY TO BE DROWNED IN A 40 AND BLOOD LUST. YOU FALL TO BOTH, CHOOSING TO POP A CAP IN HIS ASS WHILE DRINKING. THE SHOT IS NON-LETHAL HOWEVER, LIKELY DUE TO THE STUMBLING YOU'RE DOING.
NPCS:
"Well then. All of you. One of you Finish him off, win the game."SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES:+3
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