"At this point I couldn't give a flying shit about Misko; go ahead."
Gain bigger bonus. If bigger bonus is gained,obliterate Morgan Freeman with power stuff.
(1+1+6) THE FEELING OF A BONUS GETTING OUT OF HAND FILLS YOU... NOW YOU MATCH THE BOSS...(1+4vs4+4) BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD SUSTAIN THIS FOR MORE THAN A FEW TURNS. NOT THIS MUCH POWER. OH, AND YOU'RE DEAD.
Restore self from backup. Deploy virus which kills white-haired Southerners over Texas and the universe!
(4+2vs1+4) FREEMAN COUGHS.
ONLY ONE WAY TO WIN
SUMMON EVERY GREAT MUSICIAN EVER, ALIVE AND DEAD
HAVE EVERYONE SING THIS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH THE AMOUNT OF...UM...STUFF I GUESS.
(4+3vs6+4) MORGANS SILKY SMOOTH VOICE COMES TO LIFE, POSSESING THR SILK UPON YOUR MUSICIANS AND RIPPING THEM TO SHREDS.
TAKE OVER VORTHON AND MISKO'S EMPIRES USING MIND CONTROL ICE CREAM
BURN THEM TO THE GROUND AND SALT THE EARTH/SPACE/WHATEVER THEY LIVED ON
(4+3) NONE ARE LEFT ALIVE.
Morgan freeman? Morgan doesn't have any natural predators. We are DOOMED!!!
Try again, blasting my way in.
Give Corrupted AI massive weaponry and many resources. Install facility containing it on planet. Put maassive mining and manufacturing facilities under its control.
(3+2vs5+4) YOU TRY AND HACK THE FINAL BOSS ALONE, WITH NI BACKUP. THEN, BATMAN KICKS YOU IN THE BACK, SENDING YOU DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. A LOOOOOOOONNNGGG ONE.
SPREAD THE WORD OF THE MACHINE GOD ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, STARTING WITH THE YAFB UNIVERSE. ALL MUST BE CONVERTED TO HIS CREED.
(4+2) YOUR RELIGION SPREADS. HIPPIES EVERYWHERE HAVE ADOPTED IT.
SCREW IT. SEND SUPERMODELS ARMED WITH GUNS TO KILL MORGAN FREEMEN.
IN THE MEANTIME, KILL THE MILITARY CADETS AND MAKE SODA OUT OF THEIR BLOOD, CUPCAKES OUT OF THEIR ORGANS, AND A NEW DRESS OUT OF THEIR SKIN.
(4+1vs4+4) YOU SEND OFF THE SUPERMODELS AND TURN TO LOOK AT THE CADETS. INFURIATED THAT THEY DON'T WORSHIP YOU, AS PER THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY, YOU PREPARE TO KILL THEM. JUST THEN, YOU FEEL DOZENS OF RED HOT POINTS ON YOUR BACK. NONE CAN RESIST FREEMANS VOICE. NOT EVEN SUPERMODELS.
"Huh, yeah sure. Morgan, I thought we where friends, you and Lichette where one of the few people to never really betray me, and now this? Why?" AID LICHETTE IN WHATEVER SHE'S DOING, IF SHE'S DOING NOTHING, AID WHOEVER ELSE IS ATTACK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD. HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY PREPARE FOR BATTLE NEXT TURN FOR A TEMPORARY BONUS.
(4+2)YOU HELP OUT YOUR BITCH. (1+2) THEY SPEND THE NIGHT IN AN INCREDIBLY DISTURBING ORGY.
NPC:
"Spiderman! Over here! I need you..."SPIDERMAN DOES SO.
Lichette helps out Xantalos.(6+4)
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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