"Finding a hand, you say? In that case..."
Xantalos becomes a drill seargant.
"Aten-HUT!
LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS GENTLEMAN HERE WANTS A HAND, AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS! FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME, OR BY MY GRANNY'S BONES I WILL HAVE YOU RUNNING LAPS UNTIL THE STARS GO OUT!
MOVE IT!"
((Adressed to the hands AND Xantalos' admiring crowd of military cadets that follow him around wherever he goes.))
(1+1) YOU SCREAM AND FOAM AT THE MOUTH. IT'S FUNNY, BUT NOT REALLY INTIMIDATING.
GO OVER TO XANTALOS AND SEDUCE HIS MILITARY CADETS. BRING SUPERMODELS TO HELP. MANLY MILITARY MEN AND FOXY FRIVOLOUS FEMALES.
(2+1) THEY NOTICE YOU AND YOUR GROUP ARE INDEED FEMALE.
DISPLAY MY NEW RAW POWERS BY PIMP-SLAPPING DIRG 530000^846 TIMES
RAISE UP ALL DEAD RAPPERS AND TAKE OVER FAMOUS AMUSEMENT PARK "DIDNEY WOHRL"
(2+3vs1+2) TCM GANGSTER STEPS ACROSS SPACE TIME, ARRIVING AT DIRG, AND HIS SOON TO BE SLAPPED FACE. THOUGH DIRG SLAPS AT TCMS HANDS AND WHINES, BUT TCM'S GANGSTER IS TOO POWERFUL, BREAKING THROUGH HIS FEMINITY!
Jackie Chan can turn anything into a lethal weapon with his kung fu, and now so can my furbies. FINISH FURBIE ARMIES TRAINING WITH A MONTAGE SET TO CATCHY TO GIVE THEM A PERMANENT BONUS. AID LICHETTE'S ACTION.
(6+2) THEY EVOLVE FROM LITTLE PERVS TO GRANDMASTER PERVS, LIKE AN ANIMU. YOU AID HER DOING NOTHING.
SLAP THE UNIVERSE CORE IN THE TWENTY SEVENTH FACE TO ANNIHILATE THE BONUS SPECTRUM
(1+3+2vs3+4) THE UNIVERSE SAYS NO.
>Off with you Marx. Go speak with the Other NPCs.
>Aid Slowpokes Action, but attempt to se If I can just keep me own bonus. Preferace: Keep Bonus Everyone else loses > Everyone loses > Nobody loses.
(2+2) OFF HE GOES! CHAT POWERS GO! (5+2) YOU HELP HIM! HE FAILS.
Damn it.
Destroy virus.
Create virus which only kills Southerners.
Keep it safely contained.
(4+2vs3+3) HE BATTLES YOU TO A STANDSTILL WITHIN YOUR OWN MIND.
>ROLL FOR BONUS UNTIL I GET ROLL BONUS. FOR EVERY ROLL BONUS I GET, THE HIGHER CHANCE I HAVE OF GETTING ANOTHER ROLL BONUS. THUS REPEAT PROCESS UNTIL I HAVE ALL ROLL BONUSES.
YOU ROLL MAKE A FACTION
Upgrade the AI to godhood.
(6+2) THE GOD ASCENDS TO BEING A DEITY, ALL IT WILLS OCCURING.
Leave the game, in a TRULY epic manner. And give Misko all of my GMod-ey power.
((I'm gonna leave this. I'm going to persue...less minimalistic RTD experiences. It's been fun.))
FORGOT YOUR BOLD.
NPC:
"S'about time".(2+4) Tim snatches up a certain hand from the ground, one that seems to stem from itself infinately, before holding it into the air. Chaplin and Rorshach also lay hands upon it, and all vanish. Moments later, they're replaced by a
somewhat chubby, kind of surlish EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE
neckbeard MALE SUPERMODEL.
"Go kill Morgan Freeman. Lucky GDF. He left, kind of, before The Boss showed up."SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES
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