As per usual, posess body of hapless mortal, Twist form.
>Hmm. It seems like you guys have a 
Hand on things. I'ma just be leaving. Nonchalantly leave. No wait, I need NPC representative. SUMMON KARL MARX.
(4+2) "IGNORE ME DYING GUYS. LOOK AT MARX INSTEAD."
Be Peaceful
(3) YOUR INNER RAGE NOW ONLY BUBBLES BENEATH THE SURFACE.
Listen to what the AI has to say
(5+2) "The GM actually won't lie this time!"
"Tim, what are we doing exactly?
Hi-five every hand on the planet. To the side! Down low! Too slow.
Having won their respect, make them reach out across the universe and grab and reel in the Final Boss.
"Finding this hand."
(2+1) YOU WHITE UP THE JOINT WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS AT HIP GESTURES. YUP.
CONVERT +2 TO +3
TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
(4+2vs3+2) DIRG TRIES TO STOP TCM, BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT'S NOTHING BUT A G-THANG. (3+3vs3+1) SHE BATS HER EYELASHES AT YOU, AND YOUR SHOT GOES WIDE, ONLY CLIPPING HER ARM.
SUMMON VENOM TO HELP SPIDERMAN.
CONVERT +2 TO +3
TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
KILL SELF TO IMPEDE ACTION.
(3+1) VENOM FOLLOWS SPIDEY AROUND, JOTTING DOWN NOTES. (1+1) YOU BANDAGE YOUR ARM WRONG, HOPING IT'LL SOMEHOW KILL YOU. NO. IT'S JUST UNCOMFORTABLE.
Give up on killing individual white-haired Southerners.
Create virus which targets only white-haired Southerners.
See what white-haired Southerners are still alive.
(2+2vs6+3) THE BOSSES INFLUENCE SEEPS INTO YOUR PROGRAMMING, AND YOU BUTCHER THE VIRUS. NOW IT ONLY KILLS ROBOTS. BETTER FIX THAT.
Hmm...Obviously the problem isn't with the gear now, but their training.. HIRE JACKIE CHAN TO TRAIN FURBIES AND TEACH THEM HOW TO BETTER USER THEIR WEAPONS AND ARMOR. HINDER TCM'S ACTION, HE'S TO DANGEROUS TO LET HAVE A +3.
(3+2) KUNG-FU AND STUFF. WAIT. HOW DID JACKIE CHAN TEACH THEM WEAPONS? HE DOES CINEMATIC KUNG-FU.
NPC:
"They're taking a while."(3+4vs3+3) Tim looks about, but he seems distracted, as if his vision were hazed by something. Likewise occurs to Chaplin and Rorshach.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES
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