First guess wrong, oops.
Reverse-engineer technologies Engie had.
Kill my second guess as to the white-haired southerner: Colonel Sanders.
(1+2) YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A PRIMITIVE TELEPORTER, MOVING PEOPLE FROM ONE SIDE OF THE ROOM TO THE OTHER. (1+2) YOU MAUL SOME KFCS.
"It's clear what i must do.."
Go back in time, become the spiderman.
(4vs6+4) AND THEN YOU COMBUSTED.
Become King of Westside. Gain +2 Bonus. Rally my homies for the final battle, where we take out every other crime syndicate in the multiverse.
(1) SOMETHING'S WRONG. SOMETHING'S VERY, VERY WRONG. IT'S LIKELY THE HORDES OF TRAITORS GUNNING YOU DOWN.
Industrialize my new universe. Continue being all isolationist-y.
(3+2) YEAH! PRODUCTIVITY AND STUFF!
Summon Super PETA.
>Imply spider-man is abusing spiders.
(2+2) SUPER PETA IS INDEED SUPER. (4+2vs5+4) IT'S POINTED OUT THAT SPIDERMAN IS ONLY DOING WHAT PETA THEMSELVES DO.
"I'M BACK, MOTHAFUCKAZ!"
REACH INTO ELDRITCH POWERS TO GAIN A +123 BONUS, THEN GIVE IT TO YOINK. BECOME PART OF YOINK.
(4vs2+4) NOW YOU'RE GONE. MOTHERFUCKA.
Rally together as many people, animals, and things possible, before going off and KILLING Lichette! I mean, Spidey is NOT the final boss. DIRG is not the final boss. SHE is the only one who COULD be the final boss.
(4+1vs5+3) SHE LOOKS AT YOU FROM THE GALACTIC CORE, BEFORE YOU'RE TORN TO SHREDS BY THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION.
"Didn't do his research..."
"Such is the way of the dice, I suppose. Nevertheless,
YOU IDIOTS! EVEN THE GM SAID SO! AFTER ALL, WHO THE HELL IS THE FINAL BOSS?!
Ask Tim what we need to do here. Casually shoot the lichette in the face from the other side of the universe while doing so. With an antimatter gun.
"Chaplin."
(2+1vs4+3)
She reverses the antimatters quantum flux field via gravitational particle magnetic interference. I didn't know what I said either.
"Wait, didn't Stan Lee once say that if someone had a can of raid when they first started making super heroes, their entire line would be wiped out?"SUMMON WAR MACHINE TO AVENGE IRON MAN EQUIPPED WITH EXPLOSIVE CANS OF RAID. BOOST WAR MACHINE'S POWER SO HE CAN STAND A CHANCE AGAINST SPIDERMAN.
(3+2vs2+4) YOU FAIL. AGAIN.
REENLIST AID OF MECHAZILLA AND OTHER PRE-TIMESHIFT MINIONS
ENSLAVE ZOMARA USING MYSTICAL SWAG POWERS
(6+3,6+3) YOU AND YOUR DOMINION OF EVIL AND STUFF ENSLAVE ZOMARA W/ALL THEIR SWAG!
>TRY. TRY AGAIN. FORGE THAT FUCKING SWORD WITH POWERS OF THE VOID AND OBLITERATE MR. GERAIS FOR HIS INSOLENCE.
(4) YOU MAKE A SWORD OF ROLL FOR A GODDAMN BONUS.
GOOD LORD THAT 123 IS IRRITATING BEYOND ALL BELIEF.
RECRUIT A VILLAIN TO ATTACK SPIDERMAN.
SINCE A VILLAIN IS GONNA DO THE ACTUAL ATTACKING, YOUR +123 IS USELESS! ... OR IS THAT WHEN A HERO ATTACKS YOU... ... WHATEVER.
(4+1vs4+4) STOMPED. AGAIN.
NPCS:
Tim looks around nervously.
"Yup. Just waiting on Xantalos and T. now."Spiderman goes batshit crazy, running after GWG with a crazed look.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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