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Reform my avatar and join my empire in the multiversal void. Begin seeking for a universe just entering the star-forming stage.
(1+2) YOU ARE REINCARNATED INTO A SMALL CHILD IN YOUR EMPIRE.
Transform into Deadpool/Dr Manhattan.
Find Rorschach.
Get him to stop Spiderman.
"I SWEAR, IF EXISTENCE IS ENDED BY SPIDERMAN, I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY DESTROY - HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
QUICK, TIM! GO BACK IN TIME AND DESROY MARVEL COMICS BEFORE IT WAS BORN! YOU MUST KILL STAN LEE AS A CHILD. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE."
(2+1) YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND PAINT YOURSELF BLUE, RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING
"WHERE IS RORSHACH?"
(1+4V5+5) Tim rips the very dimensions open, leaving behind a wormhole. He leaps for it, but as soon as he nearly goes in, he's launched backwards into a wall with a loud crack. He pulls himself off of the wall, looking worried.
"Shit. That hurts."
Is my wife retroactively dead? If so, when Corai attempts to take her place, instead switch places, therefore making Corai dead and wife alive.
If not, mentally torture Corai's soul. Break her.
Regardless, summon The Green Goblin to distract Spidey.
(3+2vs2+1) CORAI, YOUR NUMBER ONE SURVIVOR, LIES DEAD BY HER OWN HANDS. DEEP, YO. (6+2vs1+4) SPIDEY STRUGGLES FOR A MOMENT TO RESIST GOING AFTER GG, BUT FALLS TO THE DISTRACTION! (5+1vs6+4) BUT THEN THE COMICS RUN TRUE, AND GREEN GOBLIN IS DEFEATED BY SPIDER-MAN.
Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.
(1+1) BUSY BEING DEAD THANKS TO MISKO.
Summon Black Cat. Consider Spidey distracted.
"Why the hell is SPIDERMAN here? Ugh, he's one of the least lusted after heroes, ever. Couldn't it have been Thor?"
(2+5vs4+2) HE LOOKS AT HER FOR A MOMENT.
"Not Princess."
SHE WINKS AT HIM BEFORE BEING OBLITERATED BY THE LIGHT OF REFERENCE POWERS.
HELP MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IN DELAY THE COUNTDOWN FURTHER. "How the hell did he get that strong?"
(4+2) YOU HARNESS YOUR POWERS TRYING TO STOPSPIDERMAN, BUT THEN YOU'RE GUNNED DOWN BY SOME GANGSTER BLOKE.
>PREPARE ANNIHILATION CHAMBERS SO THAT PIECES OF DEAD OR DESTROYED CREATION IS FUNNELED INTO THEM
>SPEED UP COUNTDOWN
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(4) SPIDERMAN SLOWLY STARTS MOVING ONCE MORE, BUT HEAVILY SLOWED.
HELP MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IN DELAY THE COUNTDOWN FURTHER. "How the hell did he get that strong?"
NO, SHOOT DIRG FROM MAKING THE COUNTDOWN MORE DELAYED, THIS IS MY DESTINY!
THEN HAVE SHOOT-OUT WITH REALITY
(6vs2+2) YOU TURN HIS WEAPONS ON THE MOST INCOMPETANT POSSIBLE SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND GUN HIM DOWN.(4) THEN, YOU SPIN AROUND, BRINGING YOUR SIGHTS TO BEAR ON REALITY ITSELF. YOU FIRE AT RANDOM, SLAUGHTERING THE INNOCENT.
Summon Green Goblin.
Enlist Goblin, Tim, Etc, into helping me save the world some more.
(5+2) GG COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD. (5+2vs4+2) TIMS ARM JOINS YOU.
((Spiderman! The one who took my victory from me in the very first minimilst Roll To Dodge, as good a time to appear as any.))
"Spiderman! You! Are! Going! Down"!
Suddenly appear, kill the spider man.
AS IT IS, ONLY THAT WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY FOUGHT THE GREAT BEAST CAN SLAY IT, AS HE WAS TAINTED BY ITS POWER. (6vs3+123) OH WAIT. OR NOT. HE'S GOING 2 FOR 2.
Continue Being High. Maybe make an attempt to stop the spiderman. Whatever.
(1+2) YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GREAT REVALATIONS OR ANYTHING INTERESTING. (3+2vs4+123) SPIDERMAN SHOOTS YOU WITH HIS KNIFE-GUN.
"SPIDERBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ THIS IS FOR YOU!"
Throw Tim's bonusdestroyer gun to Spiderman.
Proceed to acquire different snack.
(6+3vs1+123) YOU THROW THE GUN AT SPIDERMAN, THEN HE SMACKS IT, LAUNCHING IT BACK AT YOU. IT STRIKES YOU IN THE FOREHEAD. IT HURTS. AND CRACKS SKULLS AND STUFF.
NPCS:
Lichette stands in the center of the universe, delving into the black hole within its center. She pulls Dirg and Cassandra with her.
"Oh, GM, you should help us!"
Tim (2+4) fixes himself.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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