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[misko27]

>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.
Eh. I'm sure Prophet wil do well on his own. MOAR MADNESS! Lets see, Gender-bending, False prophets, Evil empire, What Else must I do to ensure my name is Known and feared throughout the ages?
>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass! This will aid my prophet for it shall be the first sign of the end of days! (Note: Don't aim at owned stars and star clusters of course. That would be silly. Collapse unowned galaxies into their black holes though.)

[Xantalos]

GROW INTO TWO OF ME
JUMB ON TIM FROM BEHIND
BITE, KICK AND PUNCH HIM TO DEATH
THEN LAZOR HIS CORPSE
"HEY MAN, I THOUGHT WE SAID NO KILLING!"

[LordSlowpoke]

>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.

IMPEDE ACTION

>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!

AID ACTION

durp

[miauw62]

BE NOT DEAD. DROWN TCM IN BOOZE.

[Greenstarfanatic]

DECAPITATE YOINK WITH CORAI WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED BY TCM AND MIAUW. DROWN MIAUW IN PONIES.

[da_nang]

>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!

>AID WITH MASSIVE VOID VORTICES

[Spinal_Taper]

NAG YOINK. NAG HIM. NAG HIM SOME MORE. NAG HIM INTO SURRENDERING. NAG HIM HARD.

So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!

NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.

(6+1vs3+3) YOU START NAGGING YOINK ABOUT HOW HIS DRUNKENESS IS GOING TO TEAR HIS FAMILY APART. HE'S ALSO SO CONSUMED BY DRUNKENESS ALL HE HEARS IS SOMETHING ABOUT DRUNKENESS. (5+2vs3+1) HE JUST MUTES YOU.

Send my champion to save the world from destruction

(5) HE GOES AND STOPS A BUNCH OF DRAGONS AND STUFF.

NAG YOINK. NAG HIM. NAG HIM SOME MORE. NAG HIM INTO SURRENDERING. NAG HIM HARD.

So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!

NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.

SHOOT HER POINT BLANK WITH AN UZI
THEN DECAPITATE YOINK WITH A KATANA

(6vs5+1) YOUR BULLETS RUN AWAY FROM HER CONSTANT NAGGING! EVEN INANIMATE OBJECRTS CAN'T HANDLE IT! (2vs5+3) YOU TRY AND HIT YOINK WITH A KATANA, BUT HIS DRUNKENESS IS CONTAGIOUS. IT INFECTS YOU, CAUSING YOU TO OVERSWING, SLITTING YOUR OWN THROAT.

Snake-slither out of the chokehold, shapeshifting as needed.. Talk to Lichette.

"Frankly, I'd rather not find out. Don't blame me too much.. This IS my sphere... The other option would be to try and teach HIM to help, but... He's useless, in some aspects. You already know that, though. So, what do you suggest?"

(5+2vs6+3)
"I'd suggest that you stay the hell out of my marriage."

Noy isn't a word...let alone a verb...

Bid adieu to Tim.
Increase bonus.
Resurrect Urist and make some more.
Attack the Rock with, I dunno, whatever wrestling moves a spaceship can do.

(3+2) TIM LETS YOU GO. THAT MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH HIM FIGHTING. (2) OH NOES! YOU TAKE A MALUS!

DURING BREAK ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IF HE KNOWS WHAT THE IMPENDING DOOM IS ABOUT.

(2+1) "It's bad."

"HEY, I KILLED YOU ALREADY! THAT IS JUST NOT ON."

>CEASE WRASSLING.

>SHOVE CORAI ASIDE FROM HAIL OF BULLETS.

>DRAW GUN(S?) AND SHOOT TCM DEAD. THEN LOAD HIS CORPSE INTO WMDBIKE, FLY BACK TO EARTH, FIND SINATRAR AND ASK HIM HOW TO DESTROY TCM ONCE AND FOR ALL. STOP AT PUB ON THE WAY.

(6+3, 3+3) YOU LOAD TCM INTO THE TRUNK, TIMING IT TO GLAM-ROCK. IT'S PRETTY RADICAL YO!
"I dunno. Don't think you can."

>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.
Eh. I'm sure Prophet wil do well on his own. MOAR MADNESS! Lets see, Gender-bending, False prophets, Evil empire, What Else must I do to ensure my name is Known and feared throughout the ages?
>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!

(2+2-1) YOU BECOME MORE MASCULINE... SLIGHTLY. (6+2+1) THE UNIVERSE GOES DARK. LICHETTE LOOKS UP. IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEGUN ONCE MORE.

GROW INTO TWO OF ME
JUMB ON TIM FROM BEHIND
BITE, KICK AND PUNCH HIM TO DEATH
THEN LAZOR HIS CORPSE
"HEY MAN, I THOUGHT WE SAID NO KILLING!"

"Hey, did I kill you?"
(5vs4) THE TWO OF YOU REJOIN IN COMBAT, YOU SPLITTING IN HALF TO ASSAULT HIM. YOU FORGOT TO FIX YOURSELF FIRST. CORPSE PARTS DON'T WORK WELL IN COMBAT.

>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.

IMPEDE ACTION

>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!

AID ACTION

durp

BE NOT DEAD. DROWN TCM IN BOOZE.

DECAPITATE YOINK WITH CORAI WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED BY TCM AND MIAUW. DROWN MIAUW IN PONIES.

(5+3)(2+3) THINGS WORK AND STUFF.

NPCS:
Lichette walks outside. She looks into Space, gazing at Misko.
"Why?"
Tim spins around to face the Xantii. He frowns, adopting a wrestling posture.
"Just stay down."
(4vs1) He smashes his fist into Xantalos A's ribcage, further crushing a damaged body.

SWAGGOTS:

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Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)

Romantics:

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Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:

Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.

Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.

Paladins:

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Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:

So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?

Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.


We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.

This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.

Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!

Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.

Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)


Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.

STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.

His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.


Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.

TWOCS

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LEADER/ ONLY PERSON: Lord Slowpoke +3

SO MY ALLY HAS LEFT ME. VERY WELL.


I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS


GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING

THE DRUNKEN FOOLS

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YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON


BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS

CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.


(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)

THE MODERATES:

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Leader: GreatWyrm +2

I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.


I am a Moderate.


I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.

Corai:

Join moderates.


"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."


Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.

MANLY MEN:

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XANTALOS: LEADER: +1

WOMANLY WOMEN:

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CORAI: LEADER: +1

ISOLATIONISTS:

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Vorthon:+2

WESTSEEIIDE!!:

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TCM:

DISCIPLES OF LOVE:

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CASSANDRA: +2

[Xantalos]

TURNS OUT I'M THE THING
DO THE CHESTMOUTH THING TO TIM'S FIST
THEN FLOW INTO HIS BLOODSTREAM AND BEGIN WRASSLING HIS BLOOD

[GreatWyrmGold]

Argue that since I rolled a two, and have a +2 bonus, the total was 4 and I therefore got an increased bonus.
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.
Try to get Tim's gun, the one that kills and reduces bonuses. He can't use it, he's wrasslin'!

[misko27]

Argue that since I rolled a two, and have a +2 bonus, the total was 4 and I therefore got an increased bonus.
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.

Counter argue that that would unbalance the game and allow for exponential bonus growth.

[misko27]

Misko looks up at the Heavans (There is always a last time for everything). One by one, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
 
"Because? Spite. Fatalism. Plus I've always had a flair for the dramatic. And I wasn't getting anything done, and I was bored. Besides, It's the end of days anyway. I'm simply keeping people alert."

>CURSES! Ehh. Who cares about how masculine I look. My wife is dead anyway. Have False Prophet use new darkness to spread panic, causing mass-conversions.
> Attempt to make Dirg Female. I WILL SUCEED EVENTUALLY. THE LAW OF PROBABLILITY DEMANDS IT!

[TCM]

TURNS OUT I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD, BECAUSE REAL NIGGAS DON'T DIE

STAB YOINK IN THE SPINE

[GreatWyrmGold]

Argue that since I rolled a two, and have a +2 bonus, the total was 4 and I therefore got an increased bonus.
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.

Counter argue that that would unbalance the game and allow for exponential bonus growth.

Counter-counter argument by saying that someone could be given Tim's gun which reduces bonuses...
Modify action.

[Corai]

DEBATE WITH GREATWYRMGOLD.

[GreatWyrmGold]

DEBATE WITH GREATWYRMGOLD.

About what?
The NFL's current topics might be a good start.

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Policy Debate

2012-2013 Topic
Resolved: The United States federal government should substantially increase its transportation infrastructure investment in the United States.

Policy Debate Resources

 
Lincoln-Douglas Debate

November/December Topic
Resolved: The United States ought to guarantee universal health care for its citizens.

January/February Topic
Resolved: Rehabilitation ought to be valued above retribution in the United States criminal justice system.

Lincoln-Douglas Resources

 
Public Forum Debate

December Topic
Resolved: The United States should prioritize tax increases over spending cuts.
(480 schools voted for the December resolution.)

January Topic
Resolved: On balance, the Supreme Court decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission harms the election process.
(418 schools voted for the January resolution.)

So...increase infrastructure budget, guarantee universal health care, rehabilitation>retribution, tax increases>spending cuts, or Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission? Bear in mind that since you're choosing the topic, I get to choose which side to argue.

Consider posting your choice in the OOC thread.