Wikipedia Powers...Activate!
Clone Mick Foley. Give him various genetic, cybernetic, and magical enhancements, and imprint him on me. Let him out after choosing a nice name for him.
Use metal fists on the Rock until cloned Foley is done.
((My birthday is on Halloween, in case this lasts another year.))
(5+2) THE WRESTLER SPAWNS! (1) URIST MCFURNACE OPERATOR IS HIS NAME! (2+2vs3+2) YOU SWING YOUR FIST AT THE ROCK, BUT FITTING TO HIS NAME, HE TAKES THE BLOW LIKE A ROCK.
Damn...
Hmm...
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
> Summon A False Prophet NPC. Jebus. Jebus, Messiah of those to be saved in the coming apocalypse.
"But then all matter would decay, decay slowly, into nothing, nothing but infintesimal sub-atomic particles."
(6+2) A FALSE PROPHET RISES FROM YOUR EMPIRE, THE SPAWN OF DECADENCE. HE BEGINS SPREADING THE WORD OF A FALSE GOD, A FALSE WORD.
"And?"
ATTACK XANTALOS WITH MY ARMY.
(6-3+2vs4+1) YOUR ARMIES ARE JETTISONED BACKWARDS BY THE MANLINESS ALONE!
PICK MISKO UP AND CARRY HIM TO BED.
MAKE HIM DINNER CONSISTING OF VEGGIES, LOVE AND RED MEAT.
DON'T RUSH IT.
(6+1) YOU GRAB MISKO AND CARRY HIM TO THE GRAND BEDROOM OF THE PALACE YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK YOU HAD A FEW MOMENTS LATER. YOU LAY HIM ON A VELVET BED, AND PRESENT HIM WITH A FEAST WORTHY OF VERSAILLES. NOW THEN, YOU MUST JUST WAIT FOR HIM...
PUT MUSIC ON TO FURTHER HELP THE MOOD THEN GIVE THE WOMAN(LICHETTE) WHAT SHE WANTS!
(2+2) DESPITE THE MANLINESS, YOU ARE MEDIOCRE IN BED... THAT MUST HURT THE EGO.
MORE PONIES! ENLIST CORAI'S HELP WITH THE D'AWW REBELLION!
(6+1) YOU CONTINUE DEPOPULATING EQUESTRIA!
"HUH. I SEE VIOLENCE... I SEE CHAOS... I SEE BADNESS. TIME TO SAVE THE DAY!"
>HOP OFF MY BIKE, REMOVE KEY, TAG HOGAN AND ENTER THE RING.
>GRAB GREENSTAR BY THE THROAT, PUNCH HIM TWICE IN THE GUT, ONCE IN THE NOSE, THEN KICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND BRING MY KNEE UP INTO HIS JAW. DROPKICK ANY OF HIS PONY ALLIES OUT OF THE RING.
>SLAP CORAI IN THE FACE IF IT ATTACKS ME.
(3+2-1) YOU RIDE INTO THE RING. WAIT. THAT'S NOT WHERE HOGAN IS. NEVER MIND. (4+2vs4+1) YOU FIND HOGAN AND GREENSTAR, THEN INTIATE A FULL BEATDOWN. HE DOESN'T REACT. LIKELY [REDACTED] HIS PONY FRIENDS. (2+2) YUP. YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THAT. YOU START DROP KICKING THEM OUT OF THE ARENA, SENDING THEM INTO THE ETERNAL VOID OF SPACE.
USE CRATER AS JUMPING POINT FOR SWAN DIVE!
SWAN DIVE THAT INVOLVES CRUSHING TIM'S FACE WITH MY FIST.
(1vs4) YOU TRIP AND FALL INTO THE CRATER, AND TIM CATCHES YOU BY THE HEAD. GRIPPING YOUR HEAD TIGHTLY, HE SPINS YOU AROUND, POPPING MOST OF YOUR JOINTS PROMPTLY BEFORE BREAKING THEM.
Smile, and start gathering converts for a sermon.
Send anonymous romantic letter #2 to Lichette. When Dirg is not looking, of course.
(3+2) YOU HEAD THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, GATHERING YOUR FOLLOWERS FOR A SERMON. (3+2vs3+3) ONCE SHE AND DIRG ARE... DONE. SHE READS THE LETTER, THEN WADS IT UP AND TRASHES IT.
Damn...
Hmm...
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
COUNTER.
TURN MISKO INTO A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FEMALE USING A LEVEL 3 EROTICISM SPELL
ENSURE WIZARD HAT AND ROBE ARE ON DURING THIS OPERATION
(3+3vs2+2) YOU BEGIN WEAVING A SPELL AROUND MISKO, ONE INTENDED TO CHANGE HIS APPEARENCE FROM AN ELDRITCH EMPORER TO A DELIGHTFULLY PRETTY FEMALE. HE BECOMES MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE.
AID YOINKS ACTION.
(1) YOU SCREW EVERYTHING UP...
NPCS:
LICHETTE:
"Dirg... You were absolutely wonderful."
She gets a letter.
TIM:
(3vs2) He continues his wrestling techniques, spinning Xantalos into a crushing groin-lock.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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