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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656391 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3105 on: November 30, 2012, 08:41:40 am »

Sit down.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3106 on: November 30, 2012, 11:20:42 am »

BURST OUT OF HOBO'S CHEST AS A BOOZOMORPH.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3107 on: November 30, 2012, 11:47:35 am »

Why was my action ignored AGAIN? That's three times in a row now.

Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.

Because I edited it into the turn the second time I missed it.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 11:49:26 am by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3108 on: November 30, 2012, 10:17:25 pm »

Sit down.
(3) YOU SIT DOWN. THE CHAIR IS LESS COMFY THAN YOU WOULD HAVE PREFERRED.

Start absorbing universes to gain permanent bonusses.
(5) YOU RECEIVE A PERNAMENT BONUS TO BEING GOOD IN BED BY DEVOURING THE PLANE OF LUST. AWWRIGHT!

BURST OUT OF HOBO'S CHEST AS A BOOZOMORPH.
(3) YOU BURST FROM HIS CHEST, BUT AREN'T ALL THAT IMPRESSED BY YOUR NEW FORM. TURNS OUT, BOOZOMORPH IS JUST A BABY WHOSE MOTHER DRANK TOO MUCH.

BOSSES:
FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!

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WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE

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WOMANLY MEN

(Why attack me based on people that I don't particuarly care about nor wish to kill?)

BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS MANLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MINE, HEAD IN MY MANFIST.
(3v3) YOUR KNEE IS BUT THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE TO TIMS SPINES UNBREAKABLE OBJECT. IT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL.

Why was my action ignored AGAIN? That's three times in a row now.

Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.

(2+2-3) YOU DETONATE THE BOMBS EARLY, DESTROYING YOUR OWN LIFE.  OOPS.

MAKE DELICIOUS DINNER FOR LICHETTE. I'M THINKING A GREENBEAN CASSEROLE BAKED ON TOP OF PORK CHOPS, AND SOME OF THE EXCESS JUICES AFTER IT'S DONE USED TO MAKE GRAVY FOR THE MASHED POTATOES. ALSO MAKE SOME MASH POTATOES WITH THE MEAL IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS.
(6+2) YOU CREATE AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING MEAL, A VERITABLE ROYAL FEAST, WITH MANY, MANY COURSES. LICHETTE FOLLOWS YOU, SITTING DOWN AT THE MEAL. WHILE ORIGINALLY, SHE'S PEEVED AT HOW YOU INTRUDED ONTO HER TIME, AS SHE EATS, SHE STARTS TO SMILE, SLOWLY SMILING BEFORE GAWKING IN AMAZEMENT.
"Dirg... This is delicious!"

> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
(6+2) The universe gives itself an avatar, a tall man in a plague doctors mask.
"Entropy? Where did that come from?"
(3+2vs2) HE BECOMES ONE HALF WOMAN. ONE BOOB, HALF A SHLONG, THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
(1+2+1-3+1) THE ARMY CONTINUES PREPARING TO TAKE DOWN XANTALOS WHEN HE LANDS, SO THEY DECIDE TO THROW IN SOME SPARRING. IT'S SURPRISINGLY LETHAL, AT LEAST FOR SPARRING, KILLING A GOOD DEAL OF THE PARTICIPANTS.

((Seriously? ALL 5s for Hogan, and only 1s and 2s for me?! FUUUUUUUUUUU))

REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION. OF KILLING HOGAN AND HELPING MISKO.
(1+1,2+1) "THAT DIDN'T HURT."
IGNORING THE SEARING PAIN, YOU STAND RIGHT BACK UP, AND ARE TRIPPED BY HOGAN, SENDING YOU SPRAWLING ONTO THE PAVEMENT.

Lichette:
(1+3) LICHETTE ONLY VOMITS A LITTLE FROM OVEREATING!

Tim:
(4v6)TIM TRIES TO SPIN AROUND AND SMACK XANTALOS,

SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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MANLY MEN:
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ISOLATIONISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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GM note:
@GWG Whoops. Thought I had modified one of the two turns back there. Must of previewed instead of posted on accident.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 10:43:55 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3109 on: November 30, 2012, 10:25:22 pm »

BEGIN AWESOME MIDAIR BREAKDANCE FIGHT
I ARE MUCH BETTER BREAKDANCER THAN TIM
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 10:29:34 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3110 on: November 30, 2012, 10:26:37 pm »

((... ???. Okay, NOW I think you're doing it on purpose.))

LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT. PUNCH KICK, KILL HOGAN.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3111 on: November 30, 2012, 10:28:25 pm »

PULL OUT HARDBOUND COPY OF "TWILIGHT: NOW WITH 200% MORE SPARKLES"

READ ALOUD TO ALL BEINGS IN UNIVERSE
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3112 on: November 30, 2012, 10:30:59 pm »

PULL OUT HARDBOUND COPY OF "TWILIGHT: NOW WITH 200% MORE SPARKLES"

READ ALOUD TO ALL BEINGS IN UNIVERSE


FUCKING KILL THIS MAN! AND CASTRATE HIM WITH THE DAMN SUN!

The Goddess of Love sayeth that Twilight shall not profane the ears of those assembled here.
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3113 on: November 30, 2012, 10:37:14 pm »

> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
ACTION. IT WAS MISSED. MISKO IS SAD.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3114 on: November 30, 2012, 10:42:06 pm »

> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
ACTION. IT WAS MISSED. MISKO IS SAD.
(([redacted]. Fixing it.))
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3115 on: November 30, 2012, 10:51:18 pm »

ASSIST TIM.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3116 on: November 30, 2012, 10:53:55 pm »

Does Corai have, oh god nevermind. I'm sure it won't make it look very different, since he's already so feminine. I wonder how he'll pee though...
 
>Well that is nice. First ask who I have the pleasure of addressing. Chaos, it comes from everything. Existing. The fact is, I could perfectly order a system, and it only takes one person to make it collapse like a stack of cards. So much energy to fight chaos, so much chaos made in the name of destroying it, and so very little to destroy it all. Us causing Chaos? No. It is the Fundamental nature.
Ask, if it doesn't want Entropy, or Chaos or whatever, how is stopping/killing us going to stop it?
>MAke the Rest of Corai Pure Woman. Make Him Xantalos's Counter-part.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 10:56:28 am by misko27 »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3117 on: November 30, 2012, 11:39:36 pm »

Did misko get my gift?

Rebuild ship. Again.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3118 on: December 01, 2012, 01:15:40 am »

MAKE SURE LICHETTE IS OK. THEN, I DUNNO, TEACH SOME FURBIES SOME TRICKS. NO NOT THOSE KINDS OF TRICKS, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3119 on: December 01, 2012, 06:55:29 am »

MUTATE.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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