Sit down.
(3) YOU SIT DOWN. THE CHAIR IS LESS COMFY THAN YOU WOULD HAVE PREFERRED.
Start absorbing universes to gain permanent bonusses.
(5) YOU RECEIVE A PERNAMENT BONUS TO BEING GOOD IN BED BY DEVOURING THE PLANE OF LUST. AWWRIGHT!
BURST OUT OF HOBO'S CHEST AS A BOOZOMORPH.
(3) YOU BURST FROM HIS CHEST, BUT AREN'T ALL THAT IMPRESSED BY YOUR NEW FORM. TURNS OUT, BOOZOMORPH IS JUST A BABY WHOSE MOTHER DRANK TOO MUCH.
BOSSES:
FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!
WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE
WOMANLY MEN
(Why attack me based on people that I don't particuarly care about nor wish to kill?)
BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS MANLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MINE, HEAD IN MY MANFIST.
(3v3) YOUR KNEE IS BUT THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE TO TIMS SPINES UNBREAKABLE OBJECT. IT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL.
Why was my action ignored AGAIN? That's three times in a row now.
Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.
(2+2-3) YOU DETONATE THE BOMBS EARLY, DESTROYING YOUR OWN LIFE. OOPS.
MAKE DELICIOUS DINNER FOR LICHETTE. I'M THINKING A GREENBEAN CASSEROLE BAKED ON TOP OF PORK CHOPS, AND SOME OF THE EXCESS JUICES AFTER IT'S DONE USED TO MAKE GRAVY FOR THE MASHED POTATOES. ALSO MAKE SOME MASH POTATOES WITH THE MEAL IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS.
(6+2) YOU CREATE AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING MEAL, A VERITABLE ROYAL FEAST, WITH MANY, MANY COURSES. LICHETTE FOLLOWS YOU, SITTING DOWN AT THE MEAL. WHILE ORIGINALLY, SHE'S PEEVED AT HOW YOU INTRUDED ONTO HER TIME, AS SHE EATS, SHE STARTS TO SMILE, SLOWLY SMILING BEFORE GAWKING IN AMAZEMENT.
"Dirg... This is delicious!"
> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
(6+2) The universe gives itself an avatar, a tall man in a plague doctors mask.
"Entropy? Where did that come from?"
(3+2vs2) HE BECOMES ONE HALF WOMAN. ONE BOOB, HALF A SHLONG, THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
(1+2+1-3+1) THE ARMY CONTINUES PREPARING TO TAKE DOWN XANTALOS WHEN HE LANDS, SO THEY DECIDE TO THROW IN SOME SPARRING. IT'S SURPRISINGLY LETHAL, AT LEAST FOR SPARRING, KILLING A GOOD DEAL OF THE PARTICIPANTS.
((Seriously? ALL 5s for Hogan, and only 1s and 2s for me?! FUUUUUUUUUUU))
REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION. OF KILLING HOGAN AND HELPING MISKO.
(1+1,2+1) "THAT DIDN'T HURT."
IGNORING THE SEARING PAIN, YOU STAND RIGHT BACK UP, AND ARE TRIPPED BY HOGAN, SENDING YOU SPRAWLING ONTO THE PAVEMENT.
Lichette:
(1+3) LICHETTE ONLY VOMITS A LITTLE FROM OVEREATING!
Tim:
(4v6)TIM TRIES TO SPIN AROUND AND SMACK XANTALOS,
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
CASSANDRA: 0 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
GM note:
@GWG Whoops. Thought I had modified one of the two turns back there. Must of previewed instead of posted on accident.
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