BOOST WMD-BIKE'S POWER WITH BOOZE!
(5) THE POWER INCREASES! IT'S NOW A WMD-BIKE THAT'S EXTRA LOUD, AND DESTROYS UNIVERSES IF USED WRONG.
>FIX ALL LEAKS INSIDE BASE
>HAVE FACTION MEMBERS PREPARE A NEARBY TOILET
>DRINK ALL THE FLOODING WATER. ALL OF IT.
(2, 5, 5) YOU START CREATING MORE LEAKS IN THE BASE, ASSUMING THAT IF THE ENTIRE BASE IS FILLED WITH WATER, THERE ARE NO LEAKS. IN THEIR DEVOTION TO YOU, THEY MAKE YOU A SOLID GOLD CRAPPER, WHICH YOU USE AFTER DRINKING ALL OF THE WATER IN THE BASE, THEN THE OCEAN.
Respawn as black hole.
(5) YOU RESPAWN AS A SUPER BLACK HOLE, WITH YOUR OWN GALAXY ORBITING YOU
SPINAL WHERE'S MY ACTION
IT'S RIGHT THERE WITH A QUOTE OF MISKO'S POST FOR REFERENCE
WHY IS IT NOT PROCESSED
LICK LICHETTE IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE
(6vs6+3) SHE GROWLS BACK, NOT WANTING TO GIVE UP DIRG. ALSO, SHE KILLS YOU.
RANDOM DRIVE BY ON THE OTHER PLAYES GO
(6v4) YOU AND YOUR GANGSTERS GUN DOWN MIAUW, WITH NO REMORSE. YOU LEAVE HIS BODY ON THE STREETS.
BOSSES
"OKAY GUYS, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK UP ON THINGS, MAKE SURE NO BADNESS IS GOING DOWN IN THE WORLD. I'M A HERO AND STUFF, REMEMBER? LATER, PANCHO."
>HAVE A BEER OR TWO FOR THE ROAD, THEN GRAB MIAUW, HOP ON WMD-BIKE AND GO FOR A CRUISE
>ENSURE EARTH IS SAFE
>ALSO TRY AND CALL SINATRA ON PHONE
(2+2) YOU CRUISE THE STRIP, ONLY SWERVING A LITTLE AS YOU DRINK AND DRIVE. (6+2) GOD, IT'S SO SAFE IT'S BORINGS.
"Yes?"
"...You again?"GO TAKE OUT LEFT OVER PENT UP RAGE ON TCM AND HIS FACTION
MISKO NEEDS HELP! CHUCK NORRIS MODE ACTIVATE.
ROUNDHOUSE KICK HOGAN THROUGH THE NEAREST SET OF 24 STONE WALLS.
(1+1vs6+1) AS YOU BULK UP, HOGAN MATCHES YOU, GRABBING YOUR KICK, AND HURLING YOU THROUGH THE 24 STONE WALLS. THEN 24 MORE. THEN 24 MORE. IT'S REALLY KIND OF MORBID.
Reform faction as Disciples of Love, and complete the ascension.
(5) THEY BECOME THE DISCIPLES OF LOVE. (4) YOU ARE THE GODDESS OF LOVE!
Reform bones.
FALCON! PAAAAWWWNCH!!! Tim. Pawnch Tim.
(6) YOU REFORM BONES. THOSE OF TIM. (4vs4) IGNORING YOUR HORRIFIC INJURIES, AND RUNNING ON PURE MANLINESS, YOU GO FOR A FALCON PAWWNCH ON TIM. HOWEVER, LACKING BONES RENDERS YOUR ATTEMPT OF ASSAULT INEFFECTUAL.
"Now wait a- oh. Oh, yes. That is a, wonderful idea, TCM. Perhaps it can be, refined though."
> Declare self enemy of all superfluous factions, by which I mean most of them.
> Attack and Kill TCM And Cassandra. Strip them of their faction status, rendering them unaffliated. End their factions. If necessary, default to putting them in Isolationist.
> Get military to produce purified anti-manliness.
(3+2 vs 6) TCMS GANGSTERS GUN YOU DOWN AS SOON AS YOU EVEN APPROACH THEIR LEADER...
Lichette scrapes Dirgs body from the pavement, (2+3) HE'S STABILIZED... FOR NOW, THAT IS.
Tim (1) trips and falls. Again.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
SERVANTS OF THE DEATH GODDESS:
CASSANDRA: 0 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
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