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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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No
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Sure
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Negatory
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656373 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3060 on: November 25, 2012, 07:42:27 am »

Wait, the GM is inciting chaos?

I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3061 on: November 25, 2012, 07:43:08 am »

>FIX ALL LEAKS INSIDE BASE
>HAVE FACTION MEMBERS PREPARE A NEARBY TOILET
>DRINK ALL THE FLOODING WATER. ALL OF IT.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3062 on: November 25, 2012, 08:00:19 am »

Respawn as black hole.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3063 on: November 25, 2012, 09:34:50 am »

Send army against Xantalos. THE OFFENSIVE ELEMENT MUST BE PURGED.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3064 on: November 25, 2012, 09:51:19 am »

SPINAL WHERE'S MY ACTION
IT'S RIGHT THERE WITH A QUOTE OF MISKO'S POST FOR REFERENCE
WHY IS IT NOT PROCESSED

LICK LICHETTE IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3065 on: November 25, 2012, 11:57:55 am »

"Now wait a- oh. Oh, yes. That is a, wonderful idea, TCM. Perhaps it can be, refined though."
> Declare self enemy of all superfluous factions, by which I mean most of them.
> Attack and Kill TCM And Cassandra. Strip them of their faction status, rendering them unaffliated. End their factions. If necessary, default to putting them in Isolationist.
> Get military to produce purified anti-manliness.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 06:47:15 pm by misko27 »
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3066 on: November 26, 2012, 07:32:09 pm »

BOOST WMD-BIKE'S POWER WITH BOOZE!
(5) THE POWER INCREASES! IT'S NOW A WMD-BIKE THAT'S EXTRA LOUD, AND DESTROYS UNIVERSES IF USED WRONG.

>FIX ALL LEAKS INSIDE BASE
>HAVE FACTION MEMBERS PREPARE A NEARBY TOILET
>DRINK ALL THE FLOODING WATER. ALL OF IT.

(2, 5, 5) YOU START CREATING MORE LEAKS IN THE BASE, ASSUMING THAT IF THE ENTIRE BASE IS FILLED WITH WATER, THERE ARE NO LEAKS. IN THEIR DEVOTION TO YOU, THEY MAKE YOU A SOLID GOLD CRAPPER, WHICH YOU USE AFTER DRINKING ALL OF THE WATER IN THE BASE, THEN THE OCEAN.

Respawn as black hole.
(5) YOU RESPAWN AS A SUPER BLACK HOLE, WITH YOUR OWN GALAXY ORBITING YOU

SPINAL WHERE'S MY ACTION
IT'S RIGHT THERE WITH A QUOTE OF MISKO'S POST FOR REFERENCE
WHY IS IT NOT PROCESSED

LICK LICHETTE IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE
(6vs6+3) SHE GROWLS BACK, NOT WANTING TO GIVE UP DIRG. ALSO, SHE KILLS YOU.

RANDOM DRIVE BY ON THE OTHER PLAYES GO
(6v4) YOU AND YOUR GANGSTERS GUN DOWN MIAUW, WITH NO REMORSE. YOU LEAVE HIS BODY ON THE STREETS.

BOSSES

"OKAY GUYS, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK UP ON THINGS, MAKE SURE NO BADNESS IS GOING DOWN IN THE WORLD. I'M A HERO AND STUFF, REMEMBER? LATER, PANCHO."

>HAVE A BEER OR TWO FOR THE ROAD, THEN GRAB MIAUW, HOP ON WMD-BIKE AND GO FOR A CRUISE

>ENSURE EARTH IS SAFE

>ALSO TRY AND CALL SINATRA ON PHONE
(2+2) YOU CRUISE THE STRIP, ONLY SWERVING A LITTLE AS YOU DRINK AND DRIVE. (6+2) GOD, IT'S SO SAFE IT'S BORINGS.
"Yes?"
"...You again?"GO TAKE OUT LEFT OVER PENT UP RAGE ON TCM AND HIS FACTION
MISKO NEEDS HELP! CHUCK NORRIS MODE ACTIVATE.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK HOGAN THROUGH THE NEAREST SET OF 24 STONE WALLS.

(1+1vs6+1) AS YOU BULK UP, HOGAN MATCHES YOU, GRABBING YOUR KICK, AND HURLING YOU THROUGH THE 24 STONE WALLS. THEN 24 MORE. THEN 24 MORE. IT'S REALLY KIND OF MORBID.

Reform faction as Disciples of Love, and complete the ascension.
(5) THEY BECOME THE DISCIPLES OF LOVE. (4) YOU ARE THE GODDESS OF LOVE!

Reform bones.
FALCON! PAAAAWWWNCH!!! Tim. Pawnch Tim.
(6) YOU REFORM BONES. THOSE OF TIM. (4vs4) IGNORING YOUR HORRIFIC INJURIES, AND RUNNING ON PURE MANLINESS, YOU GO FOR A FALCON PAWWNCH ON TIM. HOWEVER, LACKING BONES RENDERS YOUR ATTEMPT OF ASSAULT INEFFECTUAL.
"Now wait a- oh. Oh, yes. That is a, wonderful idea, TCM. Perhaps it can be, refined though."
> Declare self enemy of all superfluous factions, by which I mean most of them.
> Attack and Kill TCM And Cassandra. Strip them of their faction status, rendering them unaffliated. End their factions. If necessary, default to putting them in Isolationist.
> Get military to produce purified anti-manliness.
(3+2 vs 6) TCMS GANGSTERS GUN YOU DOWN AS SOON AS YOU EVEN APPROACH THEIR LEADER...
Lichette scrapes Dirgs body from the pavement, (2+3) HE'S STABILIZED... FOR NOW, THAT IS.

Tim (1) trips and falls. Again.


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« Last Edit: November 26, 2012, 10:08:42 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3067 on: November 26, 2012, 10:35:24 pm »

Urgh. GET UP UNDETERRED, AND SMASH HOGAN'S FACE INTO THE GROUND! THEN, THROW HIM AT TIM.
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Cassandra

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3068 on: November 26, 2012, 10:41:01 pm »

Consult Morgan Freeman on a God to God basis.
Meanwhile cheer on Xantalos, to give Wrassling Morale boost.


"Hey, Mr. Freeman? I think we should move to demote Tim. This universe doesn't need an exterminator."
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3069 on: November 26, 2012, 10:43:46 pm »

*looks at watch*
Huh. Time for breakfast.
Hey Tim! Let's temporarily stop fighting and have some breakfast. I'll make pancakes.

If he accepts, make pancakes and eat with Tim until next round. If he refuses, make him some Tim Tacos.
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3070 on: November 26, 2012, 10:45:40 pm »

Guns? Fascinating.
 
>Call in military. No waitm call in the SPACE MAFIA. BECAUSE FUCK THAT FAKE ASS GANGSTERS. Arm the mafia with my best weapons, tell them they are all absolved of any crimes they have committed, and get 10 get-out-of-jail-free cards, Plus, a entire 3 months with no arrests, if they kill TCM, his friends, his followers, his family, his everything. Break him.
THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.

"MIAUW! NOOO!"

>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!

>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!

>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!


...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!

OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
Actually, just aid this action. With MAFIOSA POWERS. And wipe out his faction/followers after his death. Exorcise him.
>Now, with that out of the way, tell Lichette to go into one of my Military Hospitals nearby, further confusing her and everyone as to my current alignment and frame of mind. Tell her is best Service in motherfucking Universe, and they'll patch up Dirg. And are also all neutrals, so they won't hurt her. Oath of Hippocrates and all that.
> Get anti-maliness.

"So, if you want Dirg checked out, The best thing is Teh military hospital. Get him fixed up in no time, likety split."
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 07:26:54 pm by misko27 »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3071 on: November 27, 2012, 12:00:30 am »

I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.

Last turn or this one.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 07:34:18 am by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3072 on: November 27, 2012, 12:26:22 am »

I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
Last turn or this one.
BOLD IT.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3073 on: November 27, 2012, 12:34:27 am »

"What the hell happened?" CAST CURA ON SELF AND HEAL UP.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3074 on: November 27, 2012, 12:41:39 am »

THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.

"MIAUW! NOOO!"

>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!

>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!

>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!


...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!

OVER PHONE TO SINATRA:
"OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
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