Huh, don't see me action up there. Was I actually blocked, because don't see roll for that either besides the failed attempt at dice grab. RETRY DICE ROLL AND GREATWYRMGOLD BEATDOWN.
STEAL THE DICE MIDFLIGHT AND ROLL THEM BACK AT DIRG
(3vs4+2) DIRG, BEING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, ASSAULTS YOU WITH THE VARIOUS WEAPONS HE'S GOTTEN OVER THE COURSE OF THE GAME.
INTOXICATE BARFLIES.
(1) THEY DRINK ALL OF YOU...
Finish restoring my empire. My citizens need free will, dammit!
Finish restoring my empire. My citizens need free will, dammit!
Steal their free will!
Then purify the free will!
Then return it!
TL;DR aid action.
No. I am death. COMPLETE THE RITUAL BINDING ALL SOULS TO MY WILL! AND UNLEASH THEM BACK ON THE EARTH AS MY SERVENTS! FORM FACTION: DISCIPLES OF THE DEATH GODDESS! Also, have Hulk Hogan crush Misko, and toss him into hell the hard way.
(6+2vs3+1)YOUR VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS IS STOPPED BY MISKO. WUT. (5) TIM LOOKS AT YOU. (1) NO SERVANTS IN THERE YET. WHOOPS.
>STEAL THE POWER OVER WATER FROM WHOMEVER HAS IT, USE IT TO PROPERLY UNFLOOD THE BASE
(6) YOU STEAL THE POWER OF WATER FROM THE AVATAR. HE GETS PISSED AND BURNS YOU, TOSSES YOU INTO THE AIR, THEN BURIES YOU.
BOSSES:
Wunderbar.
> Hulk Hogan? Don't kill him. She doesn't need MORE followers. Disable him by summoning Captain Falcon. Then teleport him to Wrassling honor.
> While she is distracted by dyiing, ressurect everyone alive at the time of the drive-by.
> Return to field of Honor, purchase KFC.
> Be casual badass gloating at everyone there how I just saved the universe, therefore making me most moral person here. *cough*As opposed to acertain Reality-destroying Lich*Cough*
"Hello generals, you alright? make sure there aren't any, residual affects."
(2+2vs6+2) CAPTAIN FALCON IS IMPRESSED BY HOGANS MANLINESS AND THEY GO OFF ON MANLY ADVENTURES. (6+2vs3+1) YOU RESSURECT THE DEAD BEFORE CASSANDRA, LEAVING HER POWERLESS. GOD, WHAT'S THIS WARM FEELING? IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A GOOD GUY?
"Shut up Misko."
BE A PROPER LIEUTENANT BY JOINING MISKO. BUY TIM HORTONS, BEING CANADIAN TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.
(1+1) YOU'LL JOIN HIM LATER. RIGHT AFTER YOU (4+1) PURCHASE TIM HORTONS AND MAKE MILLIONS.
"WELL, THAT WAS FUN."
>GO CHILL OUT IN PANCHO'S BAR, INTRODUCE THE BEER DEITY TO THE BARFLIES
>ALSO LISTEN TO RADIO FOR ANY NEWS OF BADNESS GOING DOWN
"HEY PANCHO, CHECK THIS OUT! IT IS A GOD OF ALCHOHOL, IN A BOTTLE!"
(4+2, 5+2) YOU INTRODUCE THE EMPTY BOTTLE, BUT THEY'RE SO DRUNK, THEY BELIEVE YOU. WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE DIED, THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE.
So he's throwing me at stuff?
>Grab the corner pole and throw it at Tim.
*Notices Cassandra's action*
Xantalos grows to monstrous size again.
YOU DO NOT COMMAND HULK HOGAN. HULK, ANYTHING YOU DO TO HER IS JUSTIFIED.
(5vs5) HE CATCHES IT BETWEEN HIS PALMS, KUNG-FU MASTER STYLE. (1) YOU GROW. OH WAIT. THAT'S TIM CROUCHING TO HIT YOU WITH AN SHORYUKEN!
Huh, don't see me action up there. Was I actually blocked, because don't see roll for that either besides the failed attempt at dice grab. RETRY DICE ROLL AND GREATWYRMGOLD BEATDOWN.
(1, 4+2-1 vs 3+2) YOU PUNCH HIM IN THE METAL CHUNKS. YOUR FIST ISN'T AS EFFECTIVE AGAINST SOLID METAL AS YOU HAD THOUGHT.
If needed, cast haste.
No. I am death. COMPLETE THE RITUAL BINDING ALL SOULS TO MY WILL! AND UNLEASH THEM BACK ON THE EARTH AS MY SERVENTS! FORM FACTION: DISCIPLES OF THE DEATH GODDESS!
Impede action!
Also, have Hulk Hogan crush Misko, and toss him into hell the hard way.
Aid action!
Redefine "emergency" in the "Wheatley Takes Over Protocol" to mean "GreatWyrmGold cannot function as AI." Make sure ship has weapons that I, as the AI, can use.
(2) YOU INNEFFECTUALLY CHEER ON CASSANDRA, (6) THEN CONTINUE CHEERING HER ON. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!
NPCS:
Tim (2vs2) stumbles while he charges at Xantalos, who trips while he tries to dodge.
Hogan (4v1) snatches up Cassandra, in one hand. Then, he hurls her at Misko, (2+2vs6+2) who bats her out of the air, directly back at Hogan, (5) who catches her, then puts her down and pats her on the head.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
SERVANTS OF THE DEATH GODDESS:
CASSANDRA: 0 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
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