Ressurect the population of my empire, send amazonian catperson strike team after Xantalos.
(3) YOUR EMPIRE IS RESTORED, BUT NOT AS HOW THEY WERE. THEY ARE HOLLOW SHELLS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES, THRALLS TO YOUR WILL. EVERYTHING TURNED OUT FINE.
Gather the souls of the dead, and form then into a universe-wide empire under my control, releasing them back into the universe as undead.
(5) YOU HIT THE MORAL EVENT HORIZON AND PLOW STRAIGHT THROUGH IT, DESECRATING THE DEAD TO ESTABLISH YOUR EMPIRE. OR YOU WOULD, BUT THEN MISKO SHOWED UP.
MAKE HOBO SO DRUNK THAT HE PASSES OUT, GO BACK TO YOINK. GIVE HIM THE ABILITY TO CONTROL BEER (à la Avatar: The Last Airbender).
(3) YOU INTOXICATE HIM, BUT IN ORDER TO DO THAT, YOU RESSURECT HIM. THEN, IT TURNS OUT HE WAS A MASTER OF THE DRUNKEN FIST! (5) BEING A ZEN MASTER HOWEVER, HE ALLOWS YOU TO LEAVE AND GO BACK TO YOINK. (4) YOU MAKE HIM A BEERBENDER, BUT HE IS NOT THE AVATAR.
"Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.
IMPEDE ACTION BY STEALING BONUS DICE MIDTHROW
(2vs1+2) YOU SNATCH SOME DICE, BUT DIRG TRICKED YOU WITH FALSE DIE.
>UNFLOOD THE BASE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
(3) YOU UNFLOOD IT BY FILLING IT WITH BARK CHIPS. THEY SOAK UP SOME OF THE WATER, BUT DON'T DO ALL OF IT. WAIT A SEC.
Shake twice, break free, and fly off to help Misko do....whatever. Escape, nuke, whatever, really.
(3+1) YOU GIVE HIM A +1!
"Hm...everyone who was causing this mess is in one spot..."
Set up an emergency protocol which puts Wheatley in charge of the Aperture if I am compromised.
Use Sol Slayer on solar system where misko, lichette, Xantalos, etc all, are.
Leave the area before everything is destroyed.
And, if possible,
"Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.
IMPEDE ACTION BY STEALING BONUS DICE MIDTHROW
AID IMPEDIMENT.
(1+2) YOU MAKE SURE WHEATLEY TAKES OVER IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, BUT THAT MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA. OH WELL.
>Raise Eversion level to 4. Walk out calmly. Lower it down to 1. ((All one action. Because well, its pretty much a extension. of itself))
>Look like Vandheer Lorde from Armed With Wings for future reference.
>Stop Cassandra. enter the Den of Death and Hell itself, if needed using my Everse Powers, and rescue the souls myself. Ressurect all NPCs as they were. Ehh, except Aperture Scence employees. If I cannot ressurect them as is, use Blackmist.
(4+1) YOU FINALLY MAKE IT OUT! (6+2VS6) BOTH OF YOU ARE ON YOUR TOP FORM AS YOU RUSH CASSANDRA MID-ELDRITCH RITUAL. SHE'S GOOD. YOU'RE BETTER. SHE LIES ON THE GROUND, LIFE SLOWLY EBBING FROM HER CARCASS.
(2) HULK HOGAN STEPS UP IN FRONT OF YOU. HE LOOKS PISSED.
GRAB TIM'S LEG. SLAM HIM AROUND BY IT, AND IF NESSECARY THROW HIM INTO THE PATH OF THE NUKES.
MAKE MISKO OVERSHOOT HIS EVERSING; TO LEVEL 10. THAT IS WORSE THAN LEVEL 8.
(2vs4)Tim manages to sidestep your grab, then retreats. (3vs5) YOU SEND HIM TO EVERSION LEVEL 1. SMOOTH.
>CONTINUE TARGET PRACTICE FOR A WHILE, THEN GO RESCUE MIAUW (I CAN SEE HIM BECAUSE BEER VISION)
>REQUEST RANGED WEAPON STATS OR SOMETHING MEANWHILE
TO DRUNK MEXICAN HOBO DUDE: "HEY MAN, I'M ALL FOR SHARIN' BOOZE AND ALL THAT, BUT THAT IS IN FACT THE GOD OF BOOZE IN THAT BOTTLE. SO YEAH, DON'T BREAK IT, TAKE THIS ONE INSTEAD,"
>AND THEN USE MY BOOZE-SHOOTING POWER TO FIRE LARGE BOTTLE OF WINE AT HOBO IN EXCHANGE FOR MIAUW
(3+2, 1+2) YOU FIRE LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD, DESPITE BEING A DRUNK WITH EYES THAT MAY OR NOT ACTUALLY WORK. THEN, YOU FIND MIAUW.
NPCS:
Hulk flexes at Misko.
(5) Tim grabs Xantalos and throws him onto one of the corner poles.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
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