Focus on Ascending to the status of 'Goddess of Love, Lust, and Desire'. If unable to ascend to the Goddess of Love... Lust and Desire should work anyway. If successful, form the faction of 'Seventh Circle'.
(3) YOU BECOME THE GODESS OF 7/10 CHICKS AND SLIGHT TEMPTATIONS, BEST EXEMPLIFIED BY THE STUFF IN CHECK-OUT AISLE RACKS.
Begin construction of orbital habitats.
(5) YOU CREATE 10 ORBITAL BIOSPHERES, EACH OF A DIFFERENT BIOME.
"YOU KNOW WHOVTHE FUCK IT IS! BAD BOY KILLERS!"
PERFORM AD HOC DRIVE-BY, THEN DISSAPEAR AGAIN.
THUG LIFE.
(6) YOU GUN DOWN ALL OF YOUR HOMIES DEFENDING THE PORTAL IN BETWEEN THE WORLDS.
Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
IMPEDE ACTION
(5) YOU THROW A -2 ON!
"Dimension of What exactly?" Await consequences.
(6) DIMENSION OF ENDLESS JOY. YOU BECOME UNSATISFIED WITH ANYTHING ELSE.
MORE BEER RAIN.
(2) IT RAINS SPEAR. IT'S JUST AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS.
>FORM VOID FACTION, DANG IT!
>RESURRECT IF NEEDED
(3) YOU FORM A FACTTION. AND BY THAT, I MEAN YOU COMANDEER AN AA MEETING. (6) YOU RESSURECT, BUT YOU DO IT WRONG. YOU COME BACK AS A MEGA DOLPHIN.
BOSSES:
APPLY MARTIAL ARTS TO TIM AND MISKO.
(4vs6&4) XANTALOS GOES AFTER THE TWO, APPLYING HIS MARTIAL ARTS PROWESS! HIS FIRST TARGET IS TIM, BUT TIM LEAPS BEHIND HIM. NEVER ONE TO BE INTIMIDATED BY TACTICS, XANTALOS CONTINUES ON, GOING AFTER MISKO. BUT MISKO BLOCKS THE ATTACK.
Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
IMPEDE ACTION
HELP IMPEDE ACTION, WHILE SENDING MY FREAKS TO SUPERJUMP UP TO GWG AND DISMANTLE HIS SPACESHIP. WHILE HE'S INSIDE.
(6+2) HOLY SHIT! YOU FOUGHT THE POWER!
"Don't worry, I've been worse. Besides, even if you can protect yourself, I'm not just gonna stand on the side lines while some jerk shoves you around. Anyways, any ideas what this might do?" ATTEMPT TO DETERMINE WHAT THE 6 SIDED DICE MIGHT DO. SHOW LICHETTE.
"Interesting, honey."
(3+2) IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT ADD A BONUS, IF YOU ROLL IT JUST RIGHT.
Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
(4+2-3-2vs1+2) THOUGH THE SHOT SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOING WELL, SLOWPOKE AND GREENSTAR COMBINE THEIR POWERS AND SEND IT RIGHT BACK AT GREATWYRM, WHOS SHIP IS CONSUMED IN A GREAT FIREY BURST.
Respawn and catch up to GWG and use Aperture approved weapons to subdue him.
(2VS5+2) YOU HIT GWGS SHIP WITH A BAT. THE BAT EXPLODES.
3-way Brawl? Meh.
"Don't worry. I wouldn't have killed him. He just punched me. where I come from it is considered rude, and tokens a response. Not murder, just, a response. And as I said, you invited me here. It'd be quite rude. The ninjas were just guards anyway. Now, if you excuse me..."
>FAAAAAALCON, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
By which I mean, Dogpile Xantalos and Tim and POUND THEIR SKULLS INTO THE GROUND. WITH RAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEGGG POWAH AND MY FISTS.
>Surreptitiously Have Minions remove Tim's Gun during Fight. By which I mean the Cat people.
>Point gun at GWG. Fire.
(1vs6&1) YOU SWING YOUR FIST AT XANTALOS LIKE AN INFANT GRABBING A THUMB. HE SNATCHES YOUR ARM, TWISTS IT, THEN SHOVES IT INTO THE AIR, TAKING YOU WITH IT. THEN, HE GRASPS YOUR CHEST AND BRINGS YOU INTO A CHESTDROP. TIM FALLS DOWN.
LICHETTE:
Lichette continues sitting near Dirg, watching out for him and ensuring he isn't injured
NPCS:
Tim stands up from the pavement, then looks around.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
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