Actually, join in on attacking Tim, using the FIST OF THE NORTH STAR..[/i]
(6vs1+4) YOU COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND GO HOKUTO SHIN KEN ON TIMS ASS, PUNCHING HIM IN THE BACK ALOT. SADLY, YOU AREN'T EXACTLY THE STRONGEST BEING HERE, SO IT'S A DISTRACTION AT WORST.
Attack Greenstarfanatic and recapture that gun at any cost! Using portals my bare fists!
Request aid from GreatWyrmGold.
(3vs5+1) YOU ATTACK GREENSTAR. YOU GET 5 FEET FROM HIM BEFORE THE LEGIONS OF MUTATED FREAKS DRAG YOU DOWN INTO THEIR MASSES AND EAT YOU.
SWITCH WITH XANTALOS
DELIVER 50 HIT COMBO
(6vs4+4) YOU LEAP INTO THE RING, AND GO AFTER TIM. YOU SWING A FEW TIMES, BUT YOU REALIZE THAT YOU DON'T SATISFY WRASSLIN' HONOR, AND TIM DESTROYS YOU WITH HIS BONUS.
Go to alternate dimension, become dictator there, raise army, kill Lichette and misko.
That'd be it.
(1) YOU GO INTO THE DIMENSION OF ENDLESS.
SMITE ASSASINS, REVIVE/HEAL DIRG
(4) YOU LOOK AT THE SMEAR THAT USED TO BE THE ASSASINS BEFORE SHRUGGING AND HELPING DIRG TO HIS FEET.
>FORM VOID FACTION
>RESURRECT SELF IF NEEDED
(1) YOU FAFF AROUND IN THE UNDERWORLD, TELLING PEOPLE TO COME INTO YOUR SHELTER TO HAVE 'QUALITY TIME' BUILDING 'TEAMWORK'. DEMONS OF RAGE KICK YOUR ASS.
BOSS
Xantalos shoryukens Tim in the balls, rendering himself invincible to that black hole thing, and then applies a piledriver for good measure.
Little man, I am the manliest thing you will ever see. I am Macho Man Randy Savage, and now I stomp your midget ass.
Xantalos then curbstomps Tim. Lack of a curb does not apply.
(5vs3)XANTALOS TAKES ADVANTAGE OF TIMS DISTRACTION TO LEAP INTO THE AIR, THEN LAND ATOP TIMS HEAD, BALANCED LIKE A PIN ATOP A PENCIL. HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND BEGINS SMASHING TIMS HEAD DOWN! TIM FALLS BACKWARDS, AND XANTALOS LANDS ROUGISHLY!
Send GwG into an infinite loop until I can create a deathtrap to kill him for good. Then, send my new minions, Painis Cupcakes and Ass Pancakes to slowly destroy a few random buildings. Specifically, Aperture Labs.
(1+2vs3+1) YOU GET GWG IN AN INFINITE LOOP, BUT IT ALSO RELIES ON HIM WALKING IN A SINGLE DIRECTION. (6+1vs5+2) THEN, PAINIS AND ASS LEAD AN ASSAULT ON APERTURE, BUT ARE STOPPED BY A GOOD DEAL OF SECURITY MEASURES.
"Freaking ninjas! What is it with everybody and ninjas? Thanks honey, think I'm gonna have to do something extra special for ya when we get back to the resort." PULL LICHETTE INTO AN EMBRACE THEN KISS/MAKE OUT WITH HER. CHAT WITH MORGAN FREEMAN GOD ABOUT A PLOT ADVANCEMENT TOKEN.
(2+2) YOU PECK LICHETTE ON THE CHEEK AND FLIRT WITH HER, AND SHE SMILES AT YOU.
"A little busy for that, aren't we?"
(2+2) MORGAN SMILES MYSTERIOUSLY AND THROWS A SINGLE 6-SIDED DIE AT YOU.
>SIT IN BAR
>DRINK BOOZE
>TELL THE OTHER BAR PATRONS AN AWESOME JOKE
"HEY, WHY DID THE MEXICAN PUSH HIS WIFE OUT OF THE WINDOW?
...TEQUILA!"
>KEEP AN EYE/EAR OUT FOR ANY NEWS OVER BIKE'S RADIO
(5+2)YOU FIND OUT THAT THERE'S THE BIGGEST WRESTLING MATCH THIS ALL OF EXISTENCE GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
Make sure turrets are set to "Shoot At All Enemies"
Create large starship, big enough to hold all Aperture Science laboratories several times over. Make sure it includes weapons, armor, and life support.
Move all Aperture Science assets and personnel to said starship.
Take off.
Seriously, why was my action skipped?
(2+2) YOU BUILD A SPACESHIP. IT'S PRETTY NICE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
*regrow head*
"Mother-Fucking Jebam te Peachku mater! Mico te jebam Fascistichku! Dabogda trazio brochiam Geygevorm! "
*Look At Lichette*
"If your husband attacks me, He is going to be attacked back! Back-stabbing and attacking me without warning, walking calmly through a planet, with his wife a moment ago I might add, are simply unacceptable. I mean what, we're walking calmly here discussing things, when super Dirg shows up and attacks me! And you let him! Someone you invited here. I thought we had a rapport going! Don't do that. Yes, even if your damn husband feels a blast of inspiration from his usual jacking off with furbies (and seriously, what the hell?). If you want help fighting Tim, you are going to need to keep both of your emotions in check. I really don't want to be harsh with you, but attacking me and killing my guards? I'm not your beloved pushover husband."
*Calms*
"Now, assuming you agree to that, what are your plans regarding Tim? Your current plan seems to be 'do not anger him'. While I admit both to the usefulness of this plan, and indulging in it myself, It is not viable long term. From what can be seen from Xantalos, he may not be as strong without his gun."
>I want to find out what is on the other sode of Yoinkinium Damnit!
> Xantalos and Tim Feel like being Giant Assholes Do they? Shoot Black-hole at their fight. Hopefully should kill one of those bastards. Unless Tim wants to return my power to me, in which case attack only Xantalos.
> Meditate on rage and hatred inherit in all human beings till power returns.
> Seize all assets owned by Aperture Science. Especially GWG's Bonus.
((I will have my bonus!))
"And do not kill the ninjas damnit! They are expensive. And only doing their job. They do not deserve death because they did their job and defended their leader."
"S-Sorry. I just kind of lost control. I mean, my husband did just almost die..."
(4v2&5) YOU ATTACK TIM, AND KNOCK HIM DOWN. THEN, XANTALOS ATTACKS YOU FROM THE SIDE, AS WRASSLIN HONOR REQUIRES. YOU ARE KNOCKED AWAY FROM TIM, AND A 3-WAY BRAWL ENSUES.
Give Misko a squad of ten (10) Spanish Arch-Conservative ninja Catholic catfolk soldiers with the best training available, as tribute. Create Space Elevators on all Furry Empire-controlled worlds.
(5+2,4+2) YOU GIVE MISKO SOME ELITE SOLDIERS, THEN BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF SPACE ELEVATORS.
LICHETTE:
(2+3) LICHETTE STANDS NEAR DIRG, THEN LETS HIM LEAN ONTO HER SHOULDER.
"Look, Dirg... Maybe you shouldn't be fighting... I mean, you almost got killed,"
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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