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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656338 times)

Yoink

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2775 on: November 05, 2012, 12:32:31 am »

Ready my Titanium Scythe, and apologize to Aperature for not being able to continue my aid. Then, TELEFRAG YOINK, AND DESTROY HIS WEAPON!

For the true greater good. For Dirg, Misko, Lichette, and the rest of Andromeda!!!

>LET THE UPPITY SNAKE-WOMAN TASTE THE BACK OF MY HAND

ALCHOHOL GIVES ME AN EXTRA +1 BONUS TO UNARMED ATTACKS AGAINST FEMALES, YOU KNOW!


"YOU CAN WATCH THEM *HIC* DIE, IF YOU KEEP THAT UP. KEEP OUT OF MY WAY, AN' YOU CAN LIVE. I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!"

>THEN COMPLETE MAIN ACTION
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Cassandra

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2776 on: November 05, 2012, 12:39:07 am »

It also gives you a huge penalty against armed, pissed off females. The kind that results in your balls being superglued to your neck. Luckily, I'm being nice.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Yoink

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2777 on: November 05, 2012, 12:40:12 am »

((YOU MADE THAT UP.))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2778 on: November 05, 2012, 12:41:41 am »

((Nope. Drunks are far more likely to get hurt when someone has a weapon, either by fear of abuse, or justification.))
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2779 on: November 05, 2012, 12:45:49 am »

"Yoink, as much as I really wanna get rid of Misko, I can't let you possibly hurt Lichette!" DESTROY YOINK'S WMD BIKE BY CASTING METEOR SWARM ON HIM AND IT BEFORE IT CAN GET A SHOT OFF.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2012, 12:54:31 am by Dirg »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2780 on: November 05, 2012, 09:39:44 am »

LICK TIM IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE

TELEPORT GUESTS TO PARTY ZONE
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2781 on: November 05, 2012, 10:02:32 am »

CLOSE ENOUGH.
A shadow from beyond normal dimensions seems to colease in one spot.
"I mean, shit, Spore? Still f*cking counts. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I gotta go."
The shadow moves out of existence, but not before:
"Oh yeah, and my bargain with Wrex. Complete, buddy. Go in if you want."
A portal to a realm of infinite killing opens up and the shadow leaves, leaving behind...to be revealed next turn.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2782 on: November 05, 2012, 10:48:55 am »

USE ONE-MAN-BAND POWERS TO GAIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. Or at least five bucks so I can get food.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2783 on: November 05, 2012, 01:16:02 pm »

"I GOT THIS! I CAN PWN THIS LITTLE GODDY"

KICK VORTHON'S ASS UNTIL HE IS NO LONGER A GOD.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2784 on: November 05, 2012, 04:59:59 pm »

Attempt to ascend again, whilst pumping Miauw's head full of horror flicks to paralyze him with fear and/or sensory overload!

Change of action!

Become god of furries, create glorious furry empire. Populated by anthropomorphic critters, of course.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2012, 09:01:37 pm by Vorthon »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2785 on: November 05, 2012, 05:27:33 pm »

>USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE AT THE GALACTIC CENTER TO POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2786 on: November 07, 2012, 09:19:00 pm »


"Damn! Youtube videos! My greatest weapon is useless!"

Attack Greenstarfanatic again out of spite.

-Edit-

This time with a big fucking sword.

Counter with my up-till-now-MacGuffin Sword! Y'know that one from the beginning? Also trade an army or random Freak Minions to GwG in exchange for the new Portal Gun thingy.

Also, I'm a Paladin, sorta-kinda now.
(4vs2) THE BLADE OF MACGUFFINISM IS SWUNG AT THE BIGGEST BLADE EVER SEEN. UNFORTUNATLY, GRAVITY TRUMPS PLOT, AND THE MACGUFFIN BLADE SHATTERS INTO A BAZILLION PIECES, WHICH FLY INTO GREENSTARS ABDOMEN, CAUSING BLEEDING AND INFECTION

Ready my Titanium Scythe, and apologize to Aperature for not being able to continue my aid. Then, TELEFRAG YOINK, BISECT HIM WITH THE SCYTHE, AND CAPTURE HIS WEAPON!

For the true greater good. For Dirg, Misko, Lichette, and the rest of Andromeda!!!
(5VS2+3) HIS DRUNKENESS LETS HIM DODGE THE BLOW!

LICK TIM IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE

TELEPORT GUESTS TO PARTY ZONE

(2) "Uh..."
(4) THE GUESTS ARRIVE, THEN MILL ABOUT AWKWARDLY.

USE ONE-MAN-BAND POWERS TO GAIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. Or at least five bucks so I can get food.
(4) YOU GAIN MONEY. A LOT OF MONEY. YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH TO BUY A SMALL REPUBLIC.

"I GOT THIS! I CAN PWN THIS LITTLE GODDY"

KICK VORTHON'S ASS UNTIL HE IS NO LONGER A GOD.
(2vs2) YOU TRY AND KICK A PARTICLE, BUT IT RETALIATES BY BEING A PARTICLE.

Attempt to ascend again, whilst pumping Miauw's head full of horror flicks to paralyze him with fear and/or sensory overload!

Change of action!

Become god of furries, create glorious furry empire. Populated by anthropomorphic critters, of course.
(3) YOU BECOME A STEREOTYPICAL FURRY. IT'S NOT A VERY RECTIFYING LIFE.

>USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE AT THE GALACTIC CENTER TO POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX
(6) YOU USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE AT THE GALACTIC CENTER TO CREATE A GALAXY WITHIN THE VOID, ROBBING IT OF ALL POWER

BOSSES

CLOSE ENOUGH.
A shadow from beyond normal dimensions seems to colease in one spot.
"I mean, shit, Spore? Still f*cking counts. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I gotta go."
The shadow moves out of existence, but not before:
"Oh yeah, and my bargain with Wrex. Complete, buddy. Go in if you want."
A portal to a realm of infinite killing opens up and the shadow leaves, leaving behind...to be revealed next turn.
(2+1) YOU AND YOUR NEW FORM ARE RECREATED INTO THIS PLANE. (5+1) THEN, YOU CREATE A PORTAL TO A REALM OF KILLING. THEN YOU LEAVE, LEAVING SOMETHING ELSE.

"Yoink, as much as I really wanna get rid of Misko, I can't let you possibly hurt Lichette!" DESTROY YOINK'S WMD BIKE BY CASTING METEOR SWARM ON HIM AND IT BEFORE IT CAN GET A SHOT OFF.
(1+3vs2+2) THE BIKE WITHSTANDS!

If I got Haste, cast Haste. On me, of course.

If not, create portal gun with linked gel-shooters for repulsion, propulsion, and portal gels. If this happens, give portal gun to Vorthon upon delivery if the new minions.
(3+3) YOU HAD RESEARCHED HASTE, BUT I THOUGHT THAT SOMETHING. YOU THEN CAST IT, AND YOU SPEED UP!

>Politely Excuse self for a moment, tell military to see if radiation from the particle can be used for horror flicks.
>"Wait, Me? Umm. Hmm. I'm not entirely sure. My startegy of bombing it till it died failed, as I didn't hurt it all that much. The startegy will have to be more subtle. What exactly did you have in mind? I mean, we could just all rush at it at once, but He might just teleport away and take potshots with that gun of his. What I know about my time fighting him is two things: A) That gun tears mattter apart down to a sub-atomic level, leaving a mess of various quarks. B) The strongest personnel weaponry I have, anti-matter, gave him a gash. Therefore, he is highly resistant to physical damage. A head-on assualt is suicide. We must distract or disable him somehow, or destroy/steal that gun of his. "



>STOP JUST BEFORE EARTH.

>TURN AROUND.

>STARE BACK TOWARDS NEW YOINKINIUM THROUGH THE VAST VOID OF SPACE, TEARS MOISTENING MY EYES AS I UNSCREW MY FLASK, REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES, ALL THE ROUGH TIMES, THE TIMES I WAS A HERO AND THE TIMES I FAILED. THE PEOPLE WHO DIED DUE TO MY FAILURES.

>TAKE A LONG PULL OF WHISKEY.


"THIS ENDS NOW. I'M SORRY. IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD."

>DESTROY ENTIRETY OF ANDROMEDA GALAXY, INCLUDING NEW YOINKINIUM AND EVERYONE ON IT, WITH THE GALAXY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON ON THE WMD-BIKE. LEAVE THE MILKY WAY, AND BY EXTENSION EARTH, UNHARMED.

>KILL COUNTLESS PEOPLE, YET SAVE THE UNIVERSE BY DOING SO.
WAIT, NO. MILITARY, ARREST THIS MAN AND CONFISCATE HIS BIKE.

(5+3) THEY CAN USE IT! IT'S USEFUL FOR ENDOWING AN OBJECT WITH THE POWER OF B-MOVIES. WHICH MOSTLY MAKES THINGS CORNY. (3+3vs1+4) LICHETTE DETECTS IMPENDING DESTRUCTION AS EASILY AS YOU DO, THROWING THE BLADE OF DAMNED SOULS AT  YOUR LEAD GENERAL, WHO TAKES THE BLADE, LEAPING INTO THE AIR, SWINGING IT ABOUT AS THE WAVE MOTION Gun FIRES ITS CANNONS AT NEW YOINKINIUM. HIS BLADE DEFLECTS HALF OF THE BEAM, SPARING ONE HALF OF THE PLANET. THE OTHER HALF IS CHANGED. CORRUPTED.

LICHETTE:
Lichette materializes in front of Yoink.
"Yoink. You can't do this. Not now. We need all the help we can get. Tim is a threat. No reason to infight now."

NPC:
"Uh... LordSlowpoke... I think I'd like to have some time without you..."

Tell Tim that no one really knows anymore. It's some sort of monster from beyond time and space. He apparently makes good cocktails, or so I've been told.

> Continue to lope around.

(4) YOU CONTINUE WALKING AROUND, HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

GET THE PARTY STARTED
(2) OH NOES! THE GUESTS ARE DELAYED BY A TRAFFIC JAM!

You know what? Actually, screw it.

Thank Dirg, and Aid GreatWyrmGold's Research.
(5) +2 GIVEN TO GWG.

REATTEMPT ASCENSION TO GODHOOD.
(1+2) YOU ASCEND TO THE GOD OF HORROR FLICKS.

headshot nazi faces
(3) YOU SHOOT A NAZI IN THE HEAD, SHORTLY BEFORE THE OTHER NAZIS REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GUN YOU DOWN.

Become One-man-band, play saxophone, drums qnd somehow the piano. Simultaneously
All at once.
(5) YOU BECOME A FAMOUS ONE MAN BAND FOR BEING ABLE TO PLAY COUNTLESS INSTRUMENTS SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Wait..wha? I mean I totally wasn't sleeping. What the fuck is going on?
CREATE EMPIRE OF THE SUN! ALSO HELP STOP CURRENT THREAT TO PALADINS! ALSO FINALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM, SHEEEEEEEET!
(1) YOU DIVE INTO THE SUN TO ESTABLISH THE EMPIRE. SADLY, YOUR LONG ABSENCE HAS DRAINED YOUR ABILITIES AND YOU ROAST LIKE A PILE OF PAPER SHREDS.

"Tim, xanty is trying to destroy the universe. And da_nang, and lordslowpoke."

LIQUOR UP XANTALOS AGAIN, GIVING HIM A -1 MALUS
(4) HE'S PRETTY DAMN DRUNK.

"IT'S TIME TO RAMP UP THINGS"

>USE DARK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE VOID VORTEX, INCREASING THE GROWTH RATE OF THE VORTEX
(1) YOU USE DORK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE BAD LORE CODEX. IT RETCONS YOU OUT!

Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.

"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
(5+1vs5) THE TWO OF THEM BOTH SEE THINGS. CASSANDRA DOES AS WELL. THINGS ARE GETTING AKWARD THOUGH. SHE'S SEEING LESS.

Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.

"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."

IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.

"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."

(1) YOU BLAST GREENSTAR WITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS, ASSUMING THOSE TO BE HIS WEAKNESS. SADLY, THE GUY WHOS POWERS REVOLVE AROUND WEIRD YOUTUBE VIDEOS ISN'T WEAK TO THEM.

BOSSES:
Evil Lichette makes good point, though it worries me that she had to roll a die to do so. Hmm.

"Well, my military can probably handle baby-sitting a particle, Fine. I'll be there in a turn. If this is a trick, I have insurance against it."
>Lock sub-atomic particle in stasis cage. Get Military scientists to see if they can bash into smaller pieces.
>Head to militarily friendly section of New-Yoikinium, then travel from there to edge to meet with Lich.
>Discuss plan.

((That was for how she phrased it, not whether or not she had intelligence.))
(6+3) THE MILITARY GUARDS IT WELL. (1+3) THEY FIND THAT BY BOMBARDING IT WITH CRT MONITORS, IT MAY LOSE POWER.

Oh for - idea.
Create a replica universe, then destroy it. That counts on my forms.
(2+1) YOU MAKE A REPLICA OF A SPORE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY IT. IT'S NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU'D HOPED.

"The omnicidalist? That's Xantalos. I think he wasn't hugged enough as a child. Maybe we should all hug him, that might help.
"Anyways...um, what should we diplomatize about?"

Keep one core focused on the conversation and have the rest of me research Haste.

AID VORTHON'S ACTION.
(3+2) +2 GIVEN.

>FLY BACK TOWARDS MILKY WAY GALAXY, HEADING FOR EARTH

>ATTEMPT TO GET SIGNAL ON MOBILE PHONE, CALL GREENSTAR

>ALSO BEFORE LEAVING ENSURE DRINKS FRIDGE IS WELL-STOCKED
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(2+3) EARTH GOT!

LICHETTE:
"So then, Misko. What would you reccomend for us to do."

NPCs:
Tim sighs, then surveys the area.
"It's too damn hard to see who's good and who's bad.

SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2787 on: November 07, 2012, 09:21:53 pm »

BECOME GOD OF FURRIES, FORM GLORIOUS FURRY EMPIRE.
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2788 on: November 07, 2012, 09:26:10 pm »

Mental note: My generals are awesome, and should be sent into combat more often. Hell wait, my entire military is oceans of awesome. It appears my generals just jump into orbit when thdy feel like it and bitchslap giant lasers with bigass swords like it's nothing.

I don't really know what to do. Tell the lichette what I said last turn I guess. When she comes back. Wait, She can teleport? Why did I have to trudge out here then?
>Investigate other side of New Yoinkinium.
>Decorate General Awesome With Order of the Big F***ing Sword.
>Use all resources at command to attempt to find secret to localized contained black hole technology on militarizable scale.
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 12:20:02 am by misko27 »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2789 on: November 07, 2012, 09:27:10 pm »

"SweetNowifIrecalltheold3rdeditionruleshasteletsmetaketwoactionsperroundlet'sseeifthatworks."

Make the same portal gun as mentioned last time, including both portal devices and the gel shooters. Give it to Greenstarfanatic if he coughs up the promised minions. It WAS Vorthon, right? Send it to whoever was sending me those minions once I get the minions,
While doing so, test limits of haste by conducting an experiment to determine the gravitational constant using, uh, Corai. I don't think he would mind if I used portals for safety.


Darn, double ninjas.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 09:49:03 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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