Apologize to Tim before I fully vaporize. Beg him to stop and reverse the process.
(1) TOO LATE.
Celebrate life, and construct shield over the honeymoon location. Then rally Serpentfolk and form peaceful Beastfolk Empire. Open to Werewolves as well.
(3) YOU HOLD A SMALL PARTY FOR LIFE, MOSTLY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. (5) THEN, YOU CAST A FEW CHARMS, REINFORCING LICHETTES SHIELD OVER YOINKINIUM. (2) YOU MAKE A HIGHSCHOOL CLUB: BEASTFOLK CLUB: (1) WEREWOLF HUNT NEXT THURSDAY.
Give Vorthon a nip so he regenerates, then ask Cassandra if the werewolves can also live there.
(3) YOU GIVE VORTHON A SMALL NIP, AND HE GROWS INTO A STUNTED HALF-WEREWOLF.
use the power of monster reborn yugioh card in my pocket and come back from the dead
(1) YOU CAST MONSTER REBORN, BUT THE NAZIS ACTIVATES 7 TOOLS OF THE BANDIT THEN GRAVEDIGGER GHOUL.
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
(1) YOU SLIT YOUR FINGER, THEN STAB XANTALOS IN THE STOMACH, CRYING "TAKE MY POWER FOR YOUR OWN", BEFORE JABBING YOUR FINGER INTO HIS STOMACH.
>RETURN TO EXISTENCE
(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A PARTICLE OF DARK MATTER.
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS UNTIL HE IS SO DRUNK THAT HE CAN ONLY JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS
(5vs2+1-1) BOOZE POWERS ENGAGED! XANTALOS IS DRUNK! DON'T KNOW IF IT'S MIND CONTROL BOOZE.
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
AID ACTION WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND PAPER PUSHERS
(5) YOU THROW IN A +2 BONUS!
BOSSES:
That's not good. Solution:
>Posess Nearby Mortal. Kill their soul, Distort their body and clothes until it is same as old one. Down to the atomic and genetic level.
>Pull back grenadiers. Have them kill cassandra as they leave.
>Get the fuck out and Blockade this section of space.
>Ask brown man through comm droid if he plans to kill more people. Tell him it should probably be the people starting the new factions, and the void people. Say I tried to make peace, but no one cared. At all. Apologize for attacking. Mention GWG is now official Diplomat for the Empire of Man.
(4+2) YOU TAKE CONTROL OF A BUSINESS MAN, THEN CONTORT HIS BODY INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR OWN. (2+2vs5) THE GRENADIERS FIRE UPON CASSANDRA, BUT SHE DUCKS INTO THE HIGH SCHOOL AND STAYS SAFE.
(2+2vs2+4)"Really? You were trying to make peace? I doubt it, seeing how as soon as I appeared, your instinct was to fire upon me. I've got bigger fish to fry right now though."
"Thanks, that guy was bugging me."
Um...make several magical earrings that allow magical communication, with a quantum-entanglement-based communication as backup. Give one to Tim, one to Corai, then, in order: Cassandra, Lichette, Dirg; keep the rest.
YOU START HANDING OUT EARRINGS TO PEOPLE.
STAY IN BED AND SPOON/CUDDLE WITH LICHETTE UNTIL I GET MY STRENGTH BACK.
(2+2) YOU'RE OKAY NOW.
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
(1+2vs2+3, 3+3, 1+3)
YOU TRY AND DRAIN POWER FROM OTHER LEADERS, BUT THEY DECIDE THAT THEY SHOULDN'T LET THE ONE WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY REALITY SHOULD BE GRANTED TOO MUCH STRENGTH.
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
Fuck this. Bounty Hunters!?! Get him. I killed off Greentstar, I can kill of a hated Pedo.
What? You didn't kill me. Gentlespy just blew my head off. It can regrow.
Regrow head, before spawning an Army of Painis Cupcakes to eat the bounty hunters. Then, send Snyphurr to attack....Uh...Xantalos? Sure.
Also make amends with Gentlespy.
(4) YOUR HEAD GROWS BACK ON, SLOWLY. YOU CURRENTLY HAVE HALF A HEAD. (1) YOU THROW A USB DRIVE WITH VIDEO FILES AT THE BOUNTY HUNTERS, BUT THEY GUN YOU DOWN. (3) GENTLESPY DECIDES THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE A TARGET OF HIS RANDOM SLAUGHTER. FOR NOW.
NPCs:
Tim walks up to Zomara.
"Give up your position."
Sinatra:
Sinatra stares at Tim for a moment, an odd look overtaking him.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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