Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
(5) YOU FIND THE RITUAL OF SALISBURG, WHICH ALLOWS ONE TO LICHIFY ANOTHER BEING.
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GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
Oops.
SINCE XANTALOS IS FINE WITH IT, CHUCK CONTAINMENT DEVICE AND CONTAINMENT DEVICE DESTROYING DEVICE INTO PORTAL LEADING TO UNIVERSE BEING DESTROYED. CLOSE PORTAL.
IF THIS WORKS, XANTALOS WILL BE FREED IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND GIVEN A CHANCE TO RELAX. MAYBE HE'LL FEEL INDEBTED TO ME AND DECIDE TO NOT DESTROY MY UNIVERSE.
WORTH A SHOT.
(2+2) YOU THROW THE CONTAINER HOLDING XANTALOS INTO A PARALLEL DIMENSION, WHERE (1+2) A 5 APPEARS ON HIS BODY.
What abouts GreatwyrM? Fine. Activate his Curse. Now. You know what I mean. I want that bonus gone.
Enter GWG's precious Facility and upload The virus Myself.
Bitchslap Corai into 9th dimension.
Look very pittifully upon Team.
Hunt Down Vorthon And Crush him. In my fists.
Apologize to Lich, saying It was a necceassy thing to keep the allies in place.
Go to Sinatra personally and tell him to fuck off.
(2+2vs2+2) YOU WOULD HACK APERTURE, BUT SADLY, YOU CAN'T HEAD DOWN THERE. (1+2vs2) YOU TICKLE HIM GENTLY, BUT HE'S LESS DAMAGED AND MORE OF AGGRAVATED BY THE DISTRACTION.
POLITELY ASK THE LICHETTE FOR A SMALL POWER-BOOST SO I CAN HUNT DOWN MISKO AND BITCHSLAP HIM FROM HERE TO OBLIVION.
"Can't. Dirg needs my power right now."
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GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
(1+2vs2+1) YOU TRY TO ATTACK DIRG, BUT HE TICKLES YOU AND SAVES HIMSELF, AT THE COST OF A PAPER CUT.
>OFFER DIRG A HUG, NO HARD FEELINGS, FOR REAL THIS TIME. OFFER LICHETTE WEREWOLF PUPPIES AS WELL. THERE ARE OTHER, MORE LUCRATIVE KILLING GROUNDS.
(3)"Uh... Sure, thanks."
She takes the puppies and puts them down, patting their heads hesitantly.
WESTSIDE
"WESTSIEEEEDDE!!!!" (3) YOU MAKE THE CALL OF THE WILD GANGSTER, AND THREE WIGGERS SHOW UP TO ASSIST YOU.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
SHE JOINS WITH DRIG AFTER SALUTING, SUPPORTING HIS ACTION! SHE STARTS A RITUAL TO SIPHON XANTALO'S POWER AS HE IS CONTAINS!
(4vs4+1) THE RITUAL BACKFIRES, DRAINING A LITTLE OF YOUR HEALTH AND PLACING IT WITHIN AN ENCHANTED JAR.
>HAVE THE VOID VORTEX ENVELOP THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL, ANNIHILATING IT IN THE PROCESS
(6) YOU STEP WITHIN THE HOSPITAL, THEN COMBINE YOUR POWERS WITH THE VORTEX, SPREADING THE VORTEX TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL. YOU SLAUGHTER CRIPPLES, NEWBORNS, SICK PEOPLE, AND THE TF2 CAST.
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
(4) YOU ARE A SWAGGOT NOW.
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GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
AID THIS USING ULTIMATE FULL-FACTION BONUS
(3) YOUR POWERS GRANT HIM AN ADDITIONAL +1.
BE LIKE GWG AND BE MAD THAT MY TURN WAS SKIPPED TWICE IN A ROW.
SPAWN GUYS FROM THIS PAGE, TURNING SELF INTO GENTLESPY.
PLUS, SEND ALL NORMAL TF2 GUYS TO GUARD PLANET THINGY. FREAKS WILL COME WITH ME TO START THE CONSTRUCTION OF NEW AUSTRALIA.
(3) YOU SPAWN A HARD DRIVE CONTAINING FREAK FORTRESS, THEN COSPLAY AS GENTLESPY. THE HARDDRIVE JOINS YOU ON NEW YOINKINIUM.
BECOME DUCK FIGHTER YET AND FLY TO THE DEATH RAY AND GUARD IT.
(1) YOU BECOME A DUCK FIGHTER, AND SHOW UP IN SPACE. YOU EXPLODE FROM DECOMPRESSION.
respawn as Burt gummer from tremors and grab a cooler of beer and graboid hunting gear load it onto a deuce and a half drive it into hospital
(1) YOU RESPAWN AS THE CHARACTER PROFILE ON IMDB, AND ARE THUS A SERIES OF "0"s and "1"s.
LEADER TURNS:
What abouts GreatwyrM? Fine. Activate his Curse. Now. You know what I mean. I want that bonus gone.
Enter GWG's precious Facility and upload The virus Myself.
Bitchslap Corai into 9th dimension.
Look very pittifully upon Team.
Hunt Down Vorthon And Crush him. In my fists.
Apologize to Lich, saying It was a necceassy thing to keep the allies in place.
Go to Sinatra personally and tell him to fuck off.
(2+2vs2+2) YOU WOULD HACK APERTURE, BUT SADLY, YOU CAN'T HEAD DOWN THERE. (1+2vs2) YOU TICKLE HIM GENTLY, BUT HE'S LESS DAMAGED AND MORE OF AGGRAVATED BY THE DISTRACTION.
> CONSTRUCT ULTIMATE LONG RANGE DEATHRAY THINGY ON PLANET IN ANDROMEDA
> ALSO BUILD BREWERY TO KEEP SELF HAPPY WHILST WORKING
(4+2, 4+2) YOU CREATE A MASSIVE DEATHRAY WHICH CAN REACH ACROSS THE DIMENSIONS TO DECIMATE LIFE! WHILE YOU WORK, THE INHABITANTS OF YOUR SETTLEMENT BUILD A BREWERY OF LEGEND.
Lichette (1+2) builds a small space ship. It's the size of a shuttle, and just about as functional.
NPCs:
Sinatra crests a final hill, followed by Dorothy, and a slight bubble around him in which things would only happen as plans dissolves. Sinatra glances up, and mutters to himself.
"Plot Armor's gone."
Dorothy steps up behind him.
"Wuzzat?"
"Force that protects some people."
"Kay."
Sinatra steps up, expecting to see a hospital, but is surprised to see nothing but a massive vortex of blackness. His jaw drops open.
"... The hell?"
Dory runs up behind him, and stares into the vortex.
"Wha-What happened?"
An Aperture Science sticker flutters from the hospital, into his hand, and he takes ahold of it. He crushes the sticker in his fist, then glares into the vortex.
"They just won't stop. C'mon, we have to go."
He grabs Dorothy, and begins to run off.
Closer to the players, the stairs to the heavens collapse. As do the gates to hell. A lone figure approaches them, a brown haired, rarely shaven man.
"Hey guys? Can you just get along for a while? The universe is getting kind of pissed."
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER +2
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