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[mcclay]

stab dorthy in eye

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

[misko27]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"

[Xantalos]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"

Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"

Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome.

"Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."

[Xantalos]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"

Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome.

"Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."

You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader.

[Yoink]

>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME

> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE

[Hanslanda]

BE ANGRY THAT MY ACTION WAS SKIPPED, TWICE IN A ROW!

Send letters to the lichette and misko.

Dear Lichette,
As a moderate, I hope to achieve a solution which helps all. Therefore, I will host a peace teleconference shortly. Please RSVP and inform me on what methods of communication would be best suitable to you ASAP.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
P.S. I am sorry about the debacle at the wedding. It was my first attempt at a moderate solution: Unite the lovers and keep them away from those who wish to kill them.
The letter to misko is essentially the same, but the PS asks if he still considers Xantalos a paladin.

Oh, and lock Xantalos and zombie killer in safe, secure, separate, and empty rooms. Make sure that neither has any objects in their person, period. Except the thingy keeping Xantalos contained, which will keep containing Xantalos.

As Corai is my only follower, make him a lieutenant. Also rename thing containing Xantalos as Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device.

BOLD YOUR DAMNED POSTS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SKIPPED. IT MAKES THEM A LOT EASIER TO FIND FOR POOR SPINAL.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"

Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome.

"Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."

You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader.

You were trapped during your own action, and my action had nothing to do with trapping you!

Oh, and incidentally you are unlikely to ever live this down. Just an FYI.

[Xantalos]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

*swat drone out of way impatiently*

"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"

Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome.

"Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."

You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader.

You were trapped during your own action, and my action had nothing to do with trapping you!

Oh, and incidentally you are unlikely to ever live this down. Just an FYI.

I can't when I'm not alive. I attacked you, thus automatically involving you in the roll. You had a +3 for some reason; I didn't. Simple as that.

[Spinal_Taper]

OOC thread please.

[da_nang]

>BOOST THE POWER OF THE VORTEX AND MOVE IT TOWARDS THE LICHETTE

[miauw62]

>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME

> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE

FOLLOW YOINK AND START DEFENDING THE PLANET WITH MY BADASS DUCK TANK
OH, AND ASK HIM FOR SOME BOOZE.

E:

Guys, OOC THREAD!

[Spinal_Taper]

REATTEMPT ULTIMATE BITCHSLAP COMBO. WHILST IN THE GRIPS OF A TRANQUIL FURY.

(2) YOU CRY AND GIVE HIM A LOVING AND TENDER HUG.

BE ANGRY THAT MY ACTION WAS SKIPPED, TWICE IN A ROW!

DO THIS:

SLAY OTHER TWOPACK.
 
DEVELOP NEW ALLIANCE NAMED "WESTSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Send letters to the lichette and misko.

Dear Lichette,
As a moderate, I hope to achieve a solution which helps all. Therefore, I will host a peace teleconference shortly. Please RSVP and inform me on what methods of communication would be best suitable to you ASAP.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
P.S. I am sorry about the debacle at the wedding. It was my first attempt at a moderate solution: Unite the lovers and keep them away from those who wish to kill them.
The letter to misko is essentially the same, but the PS asks if he still considers Xantalos a paladin.

Oh, and lock Xantalos and zombie killer in safe, secure, separate, and empty rooms. Make sure that neither has any objects in their person, period. Except the thingy keeping Xantalos contained, which will keep containing Xantalos.

As Corai is my only follower, make him a lieutenant. Also rename thing containing Xantalos as Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device.

(2) GREATWYRM ACTIVATES HIS SECRET ACTION, SO HE TAKES A CARDBOARD BOX, AND WRITES "TIME MACHINE" ON IT.
 

respawn as Burt, join people with booze, bring graboid hunting gear

(3) "HOW DO YOU GET TO SESAME STREET? YOU SURE KNOW."

BE BLOODY PERSISTENT

(4VS2+???)"No."

JOIN MODERATES.

ATTEMPT TO PERSUADE LICHETTE TO BECOME LICH.

(6vs6+3) SHE'S COMFORTABLE NOT BEING A BATSHIT INSANE WORLD DESTROYER.

>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME

> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE

FOLLOW YOINK AND START DEFENDING THE PLANET WITH MY BADASS DUCK TANK
OH, AND ASK HIM FOR SOME BOOZE.

E:

Guys, OOC THREAD!

(2) DUCK TANKS CAN'T FLY!

BOSSES:

IGNORE PAIN AND PULL OUT FLOWERS FOR LICHETTE. APOLOGISE ABOUT LACK OF BEING THERE. HINDER XANTALOS ACTION WHILE LASER SHARKS AND DUCK TANKS FIRE ON HIS POSITION.

(1+2) SHE IS SOMEWHAT IMPRESSED BY YOUR QUITE CLICHE WAY TO MAKE UP WITH HER. (6+2) YOU ASSAULT XANTALOS, CAUSING HIM TO BE UNABLE TO DO HIS ACTION.

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?

"Yeah, sure."

>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME

> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE

(5+2) YOU MAKE THE DRUNK CAPITOL OF THE UNIVERSE!

Miskos Godfather Plan/Paladin Turns:
The plan begins.

Step One: Lichette:
While Lichette is distracted in negotiations, Hanslanda sneaks up behind her and tries to kill her. Dirg has been holding off Xantalos, so Hans goes at it alone. He removes a small dagger from his pocket, and tries to stab her.

(4+2vs2) She simply snaps her fingers, and Hanslanda is dust swept in the breeze, heading out towards oblivion.

Step Two: Sinatra & Dorothy:
da-nang and mcclay trek out to the foothills where the two wanderers wander. Sinatra and Dory still are walking up a hill, somehow taking longer to do that than for Yoink to establish a settlement in another galaxy.(3+???vs2+1) The two paladins stand in front on him, declare their name, as per the paladin code, then rush him. Sinatra grabs them, then hurls them into the earth with enough force to powder water.

Step Three: Dirg:
(5+1vs4)Wrex creeps along the hospital wall, looking for a moment in which Dirg is not being watched over by Lichette. He finds his opportunity, and tries to rip him into meaty shreds. However, due to the constant fighting, betrayal and general fucked up stuff, Dirgs paranoia is cranked up to an extreme, thus he spins around and fires at random, striking down Wrex by sheer luck.

Lichette contacts all of the Romantics:
"Guys? You all doing okay? Hanslanda just tried to kill me, and not in a ridiculous and overly complex way."

COMMENTARY:
Those rolls. Those rolls. Any other dice rollers than random or D&D that are good?

Romantics:

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Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:

The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.

The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.

The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.

((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))

Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.

Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?

And I'm Liberal.

I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.

Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.

Paladins:

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Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:

So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?

Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.

We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.

This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.

Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!

Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.

Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)

Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.

STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.

Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.


There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!

His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.

Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.

Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.

Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.

Wat:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wat:bukkitdinos

ok

i am no longer the docter

im too insane for that role.

FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET

faction: none

(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...

TWOCS

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LEADER/ ONLY PERSON: Lord Slowpoke

SO MY ALLY HAS LEFT ME. VERY WELL.

I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS

GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING

THE DRUNKEN FOOLS

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YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS

CO-PILOT SIDECAR.

BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.

CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.

(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)

THE MODERATES:

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Leader: GreatWyrm +2

I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.

I am a Moderate.

I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.

OMNICIDALISTS:

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XANTALOS: LEADER +2
Lord Slowpoke

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