Excellent, exactly as I planned.
Respawn as Merlin. Do it right this time.
(1) YOU RESPAWN AS PRE-UTERAL MERLIN. ESSENTAILLY, YOU'RE TWO CELLS ON THE GROUND, SLOWLY DRYING UP.
Prevent the potential destruction of reality by turning WHITE HOT PLASMA bubble guns on LordSlowpoke and firing them.
(2) YOU TURN THE WHITE HOT PLASMA GUNS ONTO LORDSLOWPOKE MODE, AND FIRE THEM. IT FIRES SLOWPOKE CO REGISTERED MERCHANDISE.
GET GOLEM TO CONTINUE PROTECTING LICHETTE WHILE I SUMMOM AN ARMY OF FLYING SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEAD TO COMBAT MISKO.
(6+2) THE GOLEM LEAPS ONTO LICHETTES SHOULDER, AND LICHETTE GIVES IT A PAT ON THE HEAD. (3+2) THEN, YOU OPEN A PORTAL TO AUSTIN POWERS, LETTING A TIDE OF FLYING LASER SHARKS IN.
MECHA-DRAGON. CPU, NOT BRAIN. ALSO, THE NEW GLaDos.
MAKE TRANSMOGRIFIER. TEST TRANSMOGRIFIEER ON USELESS TEST SUBJECT. NOT CHELL. IF IT WORKS, GIVE TO GREENSTARFANATIC AND WARN HIM NOT TO USE IT WHILE PREGNANT. Where did those come from? Well, misko's after me, so LOCK DOORS WHILE MISKO IS SCREWING WITH LICHETTE.
NOT LITERALLY SCREWING, OF COURSE.
IF THERE IS TIME, MAKE, TEST, AND DELIVER TRANSMOGRIFIER.
Since Spinal_Taper says being a mecha-dragon far from the lichette doesn't help, reactivate personality cores and reboot.
(3) YOU REACTIVATE THE CORES, BUT THEY'RE NONFUNCTIONAL... EXCEPT FOR SPACE CORE.
GO GET BADASS POLISH RESISTANCE FIGHTERS. LEAD THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST MEGAHITLER AND HIS UNDEAD ARMY OF NAZIS.
OR UNDEAD ARMY OF ALLIES. NOT SURE WHICH KIND OF ZOMBIES.
(1) YOU WALK INTO POLAND, AND START TELLING PEOPLE TO FOLLOW YOU, OTHERWISE THEY WILL ALL BE DESTROYED. DOESN'T WORK AS WELL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
>POSSESS ONE OF THE MEDICS AT THE HOSPITAL. DISCRETELY.
(1) YOUR SPECTRAL FORM RUSHES AT ONE OF THE MEDICS. HE CHANGES THE MEDI-PACK TO "GHOSTBUSTING" MODE, AND CAPTURES YOU!
EAT THE PAVEMENT AND GAIN ITS VARIOUS POWERS IN A MANNER SO SPECTACULAR THAT IT IS CONFUSING AND SPINNING
TRY TO BOARD THE WMD MOTORBIKE IN AN AWESOME MANNER ONCE MORE
(3) YOU GAIN THE ABILITY OF EASY AND EFFICIENT PATH BUILDING! (1) SADLY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOARDING MOTORCYCLES, AND YOU FALL OFF OF IT AGAIN.
EAT PAVEMENT, BECOME TIGER-HEADED PAVEMENT GOLEM.
(5) YOU ARE A MASSIVE MONSTROSITY OF A GOLEM, WITH THE FACE OF A TIGER SCULPTED INTO STONE.
I'M BACK BABY!
...I'M ASSUMING I DID THE CHEDTBURSTER THING, SO...UNMAKE DIRG, I GUESS?
UH... NO TURN MEANS THAT... UHH... (Roll for GM decisions: 5) YOU REAPPEAR AS YOU NORMALLY DO, THAT IS, PERFOMING MINDLESSLY VIOLENT ACTS. (1+3vs1+3) THEN, YOU SEE DIRG. YOUR FURY CONSUMES YOU, AND YOU RUSH HIM! YOU BRING YOUR ARM AROUND, ISSUEING A SLAP TO HIM. WHAT? HE COUNTERED, WITH A MIGHTY SLAP OF HIS OWN! THE CAT FIGHT BEGINS...
COMMENTARY
Forgot Xantalos... Whoops.
BOSS TURN:
ROMANTICS:
(4+3) Lichette continues weaving magical threads, and the shield becomes thicker and more vivid as she pours more magic into it.
DRUNK:
>CHALLENGE HITLER TO DANCE-OFF, INCORPORATING TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM VARIOUS COUNTRIES OPPRESSED BY NAZI GERMANY (CEPT FOR FRANCE) WITH MY USUAL DISCO, CAUSING HITLER'S HEAD TO EXPLODE
>HAVE GREENSTAR'S GOONS AS BACKUP DANCERS
(5+2vs2) YOU
WRANGLE UP THE ENGINEERS, AND LEAD THEM IN A DANCE OFF AGAINST ROBO-HITLER. HIS FUNK IS INSUFFICIENT, AND YOU BLOW HIS MIND UTILIZING ADVANCED DANCE TECHNIQUES.
PALADIN:
YES THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE KID SHOWS. NOW THOUGH I AM SERIOUS. TIME FOR SCP-447.
Do you have a thing where you do not post until I demand It?
>Need more time to think about Action, for now, mentally torture Greatwyrm fo his insolence.
>Toss Sandwich of SCP-447 at lichette.
>Annhilate opposing army. Using the methods detailed in link
>Launch 25-Megaton Nuclear Missile at Sinatra's current Locale.
>Demand the Drunks be recertified. They're just supporting the Fucking Lich, but with Bonuses. Bullshit. I demand that non-neutrals be punished for taking the rewards of such, or that they actually do something neutral for once.
I have a thing where I post daily once I get home, unless I get distracted.
(1+3vs3) YOU FIRE A PSIONIC WAVE AT GREATWYRMS DYING BRAIN. IT JIGGLES A LITTLE, AND APERTURE ITCHES A LITTLE. (1+3 vs2+3) YOU THROW A SANDWICH OF SCP-447, AND IT COLLIDES DIRECTLY WITH HER ARM, SMEARING THE GOO ONTO HER. SHE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY, THEN CALMS DOWN AND LOOKS AROUND CONFUSED. (2+3vs3+3) IN THE WAKE OF ROBO-HITLER BEING OUT-FUNKED, YOU LEAD THE NAZI ARMY AGAINST YOINKS ARMY OF THE ALLIES. PEOPLE START DYING, BUT A FEW MORE BIGOTED FACISTS DIE MORE THAN BRAINLESS PATRIOTS. (2+3vs???) YOU FIRE A NUCLEAR WEAPON AT SINATRA, BUT THE MISSLE COMBUSTS MID-ARC! IT MUST HAVE HIT PLOT ARMOR!
I can't decide what the Drunks do. I gave them power, and they decide how to use it.
Sinatra:
Sinatra sighed heavily, and lay down, staring into the sky. He rubbed his brow in thought and closed his eyes, trying to concentrate. Dorothy sat down, and drummed on her knees impatiently. Sinatra opens his eyes.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm bored, let's go somewhere."
"Why?"
"Because... I'm bored."
"Why don't you go somewhere by yourself? The only violence around here circles around those two armies, and no one needs to eat here."
"Because... You should go with?"
She walked up to him, grabbed his arm, and tried to pull him up.
"C'mon, let's go!"
"..."
"Why're you so heavy!"
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
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